Rufus & Howard retell another of their favourite movies - Supergirl from 1984, starring Helen Slater, Faye Dunaway & Peter O'Toole in their greatest roles (squirt?).Get all six episodes of Supergirl now by joining the gang for just $2 at https://www.patreon.com/manbuycowMore episodes:https://www.comedy.co.uk/podcasts/worst_writer/…

Chapter 157 - Ye Ftone Fettee. It's 8.38am on 18th April 2024 and the first recorded stone clear in almost two months, so most of the podcast is the reading out of the thousands of aggrieved emails that Richard definitely got about his absence, not none like you thought. The end may be in sight though for the podcast, but that is not a reason to gi…

Rufus & Howard retell another of their favourite movies - Supergirl from 1984, starring Helen Slater, Faye Dunaway & Peter O'Toole in their greatest roles (squirt?).Get all six episodes of Supergirl now by joining the gang for just $2 at https://www.patreon.com/manbuycowMore episodes:https://www.comedy.co.uk/podcasts/worst_writer/…

Rufus & Howard retell another of their favourite movies - Supergirl from 1984, starring Helen Slater, Faye Dunaway & Peter O'Toole in their greatest roles (squirt?).Get all six episodes of Supergirl now by joining the gang for just $2 at https://www.patreon.com/manbuycowMore episodes:https://www.comedy.co.uk/podcasts/worst_writer/…

Frame 178 - Ridiculously Late Football Scores. The snooker is back (temporarily) and all involved are too exhausted to do this. They sleepwalk their way through it all making errors galore but creating a thrilling denouement. I'd say don't waste your time, but why else would you be watching?More episodes:https://www.comedy.co.uk/podcasts/richard_he…

Massive swot Howard wrote a story about how great his new middle-school teachers were. Can you guess what score Mister Cotton gave him?More episodes:https://www.comedy.co.uk/podcasts/worst_writer/Join the gang:https://www.patreon.com/manbuycowOleh British Comedy Guide

Frame 177 - Snooker Hole. Whatever Rich thinks, it's Frame 177 and the first of 2024, but who will be the first winner in this final year of human civilization? You're going to have to fight your way through Name That Tune and the football scores to get there. But it's definitely the best frame of this year with surprises in store for everyone.More…

Chapter 156 - Deadline. It’s 17 o'clock or so on 20th February 2024 and after daily podcasting in 2023 this is the first recorded clear of the year and the FF are out in force. Is the end in fight? And why do all the cairns look so unimpressive after all this work? More episodes:https://www.comedy.co.uk/podcasts/stone_clearing_with_richard_herring/…

TOF #97: Yo Momma. Richard has had a gig cancelled due to flooding but Bedford's loss is your probably loss as well as you spend nearly an hour of your life in the company of him and a piece of Victorian papier mache. Ally and Herring discuss inserting batteries where the sun don't shine, the end of sex (not a problem for my viewers), a very old to…

#96: The Big C. You thought we'd gone away, but we're getting to 100 if it kills us and then 1000 and won't stop until everyone on the planet earth is watching. Plus God. In this extended tribute to our King, like all other news outlets we speculate on the tiny amount we know about the issue for hours on end. What will be the best cancer for the Ki…

In Young Howard's epic sci-fi adventure, aliens are trying to kidnap the entire human race, and only Future John can stop them.More episodes:https://www.comedy.co.uk/podcasts/worst_writer/Join the gang:https://www.patreon.com/manbuycowOleh British Comedy Guide

TOF #95 Sit On It, Carter. Twitch of Fun is back for 2024 and Rich doesn't seem very happy about it. Has this really been going for four flicking years? God. The team chat about Rwanda, double fisting, dental improvement, various Royal lies and liars, a Chinese wang and Ronnie O'Sullivan stealing Ally's already stolen catchphrase. Plus a creepy vis…

We read a short story by 11-year-old Howard about a serious luggage mix-up - and we learn a lot about how Young Howard thought the adult world functions.More episodes:https://www.comedy.co.uk/podcasts/worst_writer/Join the gang:https://www.patreon.com/manbuycowOleh British Comedy Guide

Chapter 155: Breezy Penif. It's just after 2pm on 20th December 2023 and a pyjama-clad Herring is doing what he does best, clearing stones and inexpertly commenting on it. There's a medieval fong and foggy focks and an attempt to recover the lost WhatsApp messages as well as some news about the birth date of Jefuf and whether ftone clearing might b…

Frame 176 - Victorian Ghost Child. It's a crucial frame in this ongoing contest and maybe the last of 2023. Who will win at snooker? That's the ultimate question. There is an unwelcome visitor and some amazing breaks and so on. Plus big prizes for name that tune. If you watch live.More episodes:https://www.comedy.co.uk/podcasts/richard_herring_snoo…

Episode 94 - Whither Turquoise? There's a new host for the show and they're going to scare your pants off (as if you had any pants on to start with), but in a show beset by technical difficulties, interruptions and parental exhaustion things never quite get into (gottle of) gear. Though the ventriloquism is coming on. But who is the dummy? Rich and…

Frame 175 - Rwanda. In a crucial frame, Me1 faces up to Me 2 to see who is the best at snooker. All the usual features including name that snooker stick tune, puppet predictions, 20.04 football scores, interviews and also some snooker. Incredible action, incredulous commentary, a tired man who should be with his family. What more do you want? Blood…

Episode 93 - Bi-sexual Bumming Bifurcated Badgers. There's plenty of incident in this week's show including an extended set by Victorian Ghost Child, only ended by a flood and then Ally and Herring talk about stopping the boats, Russian votes, scanning teenage porn users, pissing in lay-bys, who the real queen is, humping on Good Morning Britain, t…

Frame 174 - Without Prejudice. In a crucial frame Me1 takes on Me2 at snooker. One player has been in the doldrums. Will they turn up today? And if not, how the hell will we play the game with just one player?More episodes:https://www.comedy.co.uk/podcasts/richard_herring_snooker/Oleh British Comedy Guide

Following on from our investigation of The Sixth Sense (1999), we watched M. Night Shyamalan's much worse 'The Happening' - a movie in which very little happens, and the plants did it.More episodes:https://www.comedy.co.uk/podcasts/worst_writer/Join the gang:https://www.patreon.com/manbuycowOleh British Comedy Guide

Episode 92 - Brian Blessed's Battery Beret. Twitch of Fun is back and there are no children spoiling (improving) it. It's just Ally Darling and Richy Sweetie and the Birthday Donkey and the death throes of a wasp. The pair talk about celebrity deaths, Dutch Pancakes, lying liars, why men should wash their hands after going to the toilet, whether El…

Chapter 154 - Moff. It's lunchtime on 29th November 2023 and it's a bit of a tired clear as Richard has just been for a run. Still nothing in this podcast happens by accident and there's a leffon here for you all. So make sure you listen to it all!More episodes:https://www.comedy.co.uk/podcasts/stone_clearing_with_richard_herring/…

Frame 173 - Chalky Fingers/Predictive Hand. In a crucial frame Me1 takes on Me2 at snooker. Plus another name that tune with big cash prizes and some astonishing potting. But who will win? And what shall become of the doubters?More episodes:https://www.comedy.co.uk/podcasts/richard_herring_snooker/Oleh British Comedy Guide

Following on from our investigation of The Sixth Sense (1999), we watched M. Night Shyamalan's much worse 'The Happening' - a movie in which very little happens, and the plants did it.More episodes:https://www.comedy.co.uk/podcasts/worst_writer/Join the gang:https://www.patreon.com/manbuycowOleh British Comedy Guide

We watched M. Night Shyamalan's The Sixth Sense from 1999 - a movie which is both wonderful and terrible and endless fun to discuss. This episode contains SPOILERS from the beginning.More episodes:https://www.comedy.co.uk/podcasts/worst_writer/Join the gang:https://www.patreon.com/manbuycowOleh British Comedy Guide

It's a crucial frame in the contest, with one player in extraordinarily poor recent form. Can they turn it around? Will Charles III experience the same fate as Charles I and who will be winning the battle of Man versus Boys at 8.03pm. Plus Guess that Tune and Whory Horse guesting as score predictor. And despite the huge number of football fixture, …

Chapter 153: Frifky Bufineff. It's 5.24pm on 7th November 2023 and it's DARK. Too dark to see a stone, especially if your torch runs out of power. Richard is feeling frisky, but luckily there are no FF on the Stocean to help relieve him of this sexual tension. There's singing, there's fexineff and there are very few stones cleared.More episodes:htt…

To celebrate 200 episodes of The Worst Writer in the World (a little late) - Rufus has written The Plot So Far of Howard's life: a 100% true exposé of everything that has happened to Howard ever. If you are new to the show, we strongly recommend you don't start with this story - as it refers back to many previous stories and will make absolutely no…

Ep 91- Man-nequin. Twitch of Fun is back and there's a double pitch invasion this time, but soon Rich restores order to discuss a year of Richie Sunaq, if you can fire Richard Madeley for doing his job, the moon on holiday, how not to say you're sorry and a beautiful rendition of most of the film Encanto.More episodes:https://www.comedy.co.uk/podca…

Chapter 152 - Get Back In Your Rembrandt Painting. It's around 9.30am on 25th October 2023 and the daily stone clears continue. The Stone Stasi are back in force, but who started this war and is it a case of right and wrong or more nuanced that that? NO, the stone clearers are good and the stone Stasi are evil. Plus a look at the strangely altered …

Hayley sets Ruth up on Tinder against her wishes and the pair review King Lear, directed by and starring Kenneth Branagh. Obviously they haven't seen it yet, but since when has that ever been an obstacle to reviewing?More episodes:https://www.comedy.co.uk/podcasts/hayley_ruth_two_stars/Oleh British Comedy Guide

To celebrate 200 episodes of The Worst Writer in the World (a little late) - Rufus has written The Plot So Far of Howard's life: a 100% true exposé of everything that has happened to Howard ever. If you are new to the show, we strongly recommend you don't start with this story - as it refers back to many previous stories and will make absolutely no…

Frame 171 - Carrot Based Prediction. In a crucial frame of snooker Me 1 takes on Me2 at snooker to find out who is the best at snooker. But who will it be? (Who is the best at snooker). Plus guess the cue chalk tune, puppet predictascore and the 8.03pm football scores. It's a perfectly acceptable form of entertainment.More episodes:https://www.come…

Episode 90 - Cat in the Wardrobe. This doesn't happen on Channel 5 (I expect, don't watch it) but the first 10 mins of the show was not broadcast - but it's here for you now. And the show is then interrupted later for a family emergency. But for a brief few minutes everything worked, with chat about robotic hands, the king's love of kids' pants, th…

Chapter 151 - Welly Boot Jeopardy. It's before 5pm on the 12th October 2023 and Rich is hoping Duckett's Passage is open for business cos he has some stones to clear. It's a super eventful clear with football managers of undetermined gender and sex-swapped sex-criminals and birds composing symphonies on the telephone lines. Plus will Rich come a cr…

Chapter 150 - Fticks and Ftones. It's 4.22pm on 5th October 2023 and there's very bad news for the believers in the Alpha and Omega God or those that think the Stocean can only be accessed by a portal and for those who want to hear a man talking about stones, not about walking along a street. Eventually there is some stone clearing, but it's not ve…

Young Howard's dystopian thriller, set in a future London which is physically segregated between rich and poor. Can one man bring equality to the city, simply by lying....?More episodes:https://www.comedy.co.uk/podcasts/worst_writer/Join the gang:https://www.patreon.com/manbuycowOleh British Comedy Guide

Chapter 149: The Alfred Jewel. It's 8.22am on 29th September 2023 and the daily stone clearing podcasts continue. The sky is grey and the ground is damp and it should be perfect stone clearing conditions, but a sudden influx of FF working in a pincer movement prove disruptive and potentially fatal. Richard still manages to clear a Hermione handful …

Episode 89 - Just The Two of Us - It's back. Staggering it's way back into existence with a host who doesn't even remember that Henry the Hippo existed. For now it's just Ally and Herring (with some interventions from the younger Herring and a phallic carrot - should they be on the same show?) Herring is tired and Sloper is in surprisingly thoughtf…

Frame 170 - Very Little Sexism. Another thrilling and crucial frame from the old green board, from a time where it looked like York City might be in with a chance of winning a football match. Two very different foes with surprisingly equal statistics take each other on in the greatest sport ever created. Who will win? That's the basic premise. Plus…

Young Howard's dystopian thriller, set in a future London which is physically segregated between rich and poor. Can one man bring equality to the city, simply by lying....?More episodes:https://www.comedy.co.uk/podcasts/worst_writer/Join the gang:https://www.patreon.com/manbuycowOleh British Comedy Guide

Chapter 148 - Flug. It's 5.50ish on 20th September and it's piffing down, but stone clears must clear. Richard mourns the cairn that has gone flat, but vows to rebuild and measures the angle of the rain and moans about wetting his trousers, but his advice about the stone diet and how to get net zero nice and quickly. Mainly by everyone following th…

The Birdy Song - In a crucial frame Me 1 takes on his opponent Me2 to see who is best at snooker. By the end of the frame we should know who is best for now. But not until death of one or all of the players will the conundrum finally be solved. Plus 8.04 football results. Will it be good news for York City in their bottom of the table clash (spoile…

Young Howard's dystopian thriller, set in a future London which is physically segregated between rich and poor. Can one man bring equality to the city, simply by lying....?More episodes:https://www.comedy.co.uk/podcasts/worst_writer/Join the gang:https://www.patreon.com/manbuycowOleh British Comedy Guide

It's back! That's all you need to know! See RHLSTP on tour: richardherring.com/rhlstpMore episodes:https://www.comedy.co.uk/podcasts/richard_herring_snooker/Oleh British Comedy Guide

Young Howard's dystopian thriller, set in a future London which is physically segregated between rich and poor. Can one man bring equality to the city, simply by lying....?More episodes:https://www.comedy.co.uk/podcasts/worst_writer/Join the gang:https://www.patreon.com/manbuycowOleh British Comedy Guide

Hayley and Ruth take suggestions from the listeners and review all the hot button topics, from wooden coat-hangers to Elon Musk's rebranding of Twitter.More episodes:https://www.comedy.co.uk/podcasts/hayley_ruth_two_stars/Oleh British Comedy Guide

Young Howard's dystopian thriller, set in a future London which is physically segregated between rich and poor. Can one man bring equality to the city, simply by lying....?More episodes:https://www.comedy.co.uk/podcasts/worst_writer/Join the gang:https://www.patreon.com/manbuycowOleh British Comedy Guide

The speech Mark Simmons and Danny Ward gave when collecting the Victoria Wood Award (panel prize) at the 2023 Edinburgh Comedy Awards.Full story:https://www.comedy.co.uk/fringe/news/7514/edinburgh-comedy-awards-2023-results/Oleh British Comedy Guide

Young Howard's dystopian thriller, set in a future London which is physically segregated between rich and poor. Can one man bring equality to the city, simply by lying....?More episodes:https://www.comedy.co.uk/podcasts/worst_writer/Join the gang:https://www.patreon.com/manbuycowOleh British Comedy Guide