The 40k Badcast wishes you a very merry Christmas.

Dan shares an important announcement regarding his family and the show.

In what can only be described as an shocking revelation, the fellas actually spend the vast majority of this episode talking about Warhammer, it's community, and existing in this dumb hobby! It really is something else! They cover: - Pretending to be a Space Marine online with your friends - Which primarch would make the best line cook - How your p…

It's the most wonderful time of the year: the fellas are reporting back from their trip to NOVA Open 2024! This double-wide episode will cover 9-ish rounds of a 40k GT, 3 rounds of a Soi friendly, and let's just say several rounds of drinks at the bar! So if you are looking for an in-depth Warhammer 40,000 podcast, congrats, because this one kind o…

Once again the bois have returned to their ancestral homeland: the NOVA Open Tabletop Gaming Convention in beautiful Washington, DC! For whatever reason, we've been allowed to host another got dang live show, and here it is! The day after we recorded it, no less! We talk: The preview that was more of a re-view A girthy, live WMDK segment And the mo…

Well, well, well. If it isn't a teaser that should have been posted last week. But someone (Dan) forgot about it. What an idiot. Can't trust that guy with anything. Anyways, the bois will indeed be back at NOVA this year, so tune in to figure out what's what!

Oh hell yeah, the Badcast bois are back! And on time this go-round! They've got sidequests, hobby PRE-gress, and an interview with dead author, Cormac McCarthy! An incredible get! Are his books good? Yes! Will they make you feel like hammered shit? Also yes! So get your coat, hat, and briefcase and hop on the 8:15 express to make sure you aren't la…

Have you ever asked the question, "What Warhammer 40,000 character should run for president of the United States of America?" No? Smart, probably. But the Badcast idiots are either too brave or two stupid to avoid this particular pitfall! More topics include rawdoggin' the warp, the jobber jerk-off, red flags fly fasta, iron on every gob and a squi…

We could have named this episode "If I ain't truckin', I'm fuckin'" but we didn't because Rob from Goonhammer would get mad at us. And then the big fat checks would stop arriving every Friday. That's right, we make big money off of our partnership with Goonhammer! Huge money! A frankly INDECENT amount of money! We're also paid shills for Games Work…

It's summertime, and the boys are back with an ice-cold glass of inane chatter! In this episode they discuss: chokin' and strokin', being hornus for tornus, and it happened again: Campbell said something terrible and everyone loved it. He can't keep getting away with this. So open up your gob, and get ready for the chowdah blastah, it's Badcast sea…

Another day, another Blood Bowl trip report where the theme is "Dan rolls like shit". It really says something about how good the game is that he's still palying it after all these horrible dice stories. Or he has a "bad at rolling dice" kink. Who knows? Also, the fellas talk decking their dedicated transports with techpriest X-zyB1T! What the hell…

You can take the boy out the bay, but you can't take the bay out the boy! This time 'round, the fellas revisit their favorite Nappy Roots song, investigate blobs of nobs, and Campbell gets his new name and title: High Marshall Wetmouth! It's just as bad as it sounds! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kba…

Gawrsh, we hope you like pasta jokes and the tarantella bit. Oh you don't? Lol. Lmao, even. https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

Episode subtitle: The 4-1-1 on going 4-1. He almost did it, gang. Campbell almost became the first ever Badcast host to win a GT. Instead, New Jersey's worst city dashed his dreams to smithereens! We're recapping Campbell's trip to the Squig City GT in Pendleton, OR, and that's pretty much it! Strap in and enjoy the Badcast, a show ostensibly about…

We've said countless times (twice, probably) that "this episode is our most unhinged yet". Well, gang, this time we might actually mean it! The fellas don't even sniff the normal show segments and instead descend directly into The Discourse. But don't worry, Fact or Fanfiction didn't get left out. We know what y'all want, and we love you! https://w…

Y'all are gonna find out within the first 5 minutes why we had to name it "Boston Creamer". It is also important that you know Campbell uttered the phrase, "Shout out to my boy DM for his BM!" Truly groundbreaking stuff over here. https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com…

Campbell and the Beef Thief are back, and this time ol' Beefy went on a lil' trip! Dan recaps Adepticon 2024 and Campbell lives vicariously. Make sure to wear ear protection for this one, gang, as the sonorous clacking of Dan's many medals might deafen you. https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com…

This is honestly supposed to be a Warhammer 40k podcast. How did we fuck this up so bad? Where did we go wrong? The good news is that if you like trucks, you're gonna be thrilled. The bad news is that we didn't use the soundboard even once in the entire fucking episode. Seriously, what is wrong with us? https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40…

Truly it is a grand day for a bad 'cast! This time around the fellas coin several new terms: "The Irish Good-Die", "mouth-bored", and rebrand as the Porty-k PottyCast. Does that make any sense? Does anything? Who even cares?! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com…

Hoo boy. The fellas return after a month hiatus, and their time off has clearly addled their brains. Things immediately go off the rails as Dan demands to actually talk about Warhammer 40,000 (what?!). Then, thihngs truly get wild. Topics include: werewolf boyfriends, saying Notann to Votann, the Vorelord Titan, and various media suppositories. Add…

Howdy friends! Dan was super sick during the recording of this show, so it appropriately went off the rails quick and pretty much stayed there. However, our two idiot hosts managed to chat about butts, faces, and a disappointing lack of gargants. Also, they randomly create the most terrifying mutant of all time and then immediately give him the dum…

What's this?! Another Badcast?! O frabjurous day, caloo calay! In this double-wide, extra-thicc, girth-maxxed episode, Dan and Cam resolve last year's resolutions, make a bunch of new ones, and get a little silly on the way. Why is this one two hours long? Because Dan drank a 12% tallboy, that's why. Enjoy! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https:…

Could we have named this episode "Gregor Eisenbong"? Yes. Such are the rich veins of jokes you'll find here, on the 40k Badcast! Included in this totally-free, no ads episode are such other jokes like Kharn the Bogart, a discussion regarding the theoretical friendship between Trazyn the Infinite and Indiana Jones, and a whole lotta lasagna. Also, C…

Hello, dear listener! This episode got cut short because Campbell had to meet a "friend" for "dinner". So mostly it's Dan talking about his experience at the 2023 Chaos Cup! But don't worry, it's still full of that piquant badcast flavor you've come to know and love. Also Dan get's Campbell with an "It's Been" which hasn't happened in months! Hell …

Hope y'all got a long drive or something queued up, because this one's big! Cam and Dan talk multi-level crossbows, both greiving and reiving, and nasty-ass farts. Also, Campbell doesn't know what dogs are, and Dan once again gets mad about relative humidity. Look, it's a bad stat. This post brought to you by Dew Point Gang. Bottom text. https://ww…

Hello again, friends! Right this way for a fresh and hot 40k Badcast episode! Inside you'll find a 12-gallon toilet, the much-anticipated sequel to English, and something called "the ol' spicy pumpkin". Ominous! Also, there are reports of a brand new 30-second "stinger", so be on the lookout for that. Is it even a stinger if it's 30 seconds long? W…

Oh, hell yes! The Badcast has returned with another episode, fresh from the oven! NO! Don't touch it! It's too hot! You gotta let it cool for 5-10 minutes. Sheesh. Anyways, in this episode we ask: - What, precisely, is an ass-pull? - What is the most well-known bay in the world? - And who exactly is the nefarious figure known as...Doggy Daddy?! The…

Well, the bois done did it again! Dan and Cam both attended this year's NOVA Open, and boy howdy, do they have a lot to talk about. Learn, with great detail, about where they went to dinner each night! Experience an extremely awkward public meltdown! And hear about which faction both bois can't stand in 40k right now (it's Eldar)! Also, which one d…

Did you know that if you went to NOVA Open 2023, you could have seen your favorite bois LIVE and IN PERSON?! It'a true! In this show, the fellas are recording live in front of a real and surprisingly large crowd in Washington, DC. Is the audio great? Not really. But are the vibes good? Pal, they're impeccable. This time around, Dan and Cam review t…

Hear ye, hear ye! The Baddest bois of them all, Dan and Campbell, will be hosting a LIVE Badcast recording at this year's NOVA Open gaming convention in Washington DC! At the same hotel Reagan got shot at! Did anyone think this was a good idea? Who's letting them get away with this shit? Where's Jodie Foster in all of this?! Go here to register: ht…

Summer's on the way out, but the Badcast bois are busting down your door on their way in with a hot and fresh show for you to gobble up like the little ripper you are! This time the fellas talk ork genitalia (again), 40k bumper stickers, and whether or not it's worth it to paint for other people! This one's chock full of bits, so make sure those de…

After a short summer break, the bois are back with another episode! This time, Dan and Cam break down what they've been up to in the last month or so. Spoiler: it's a lot of gaming! Tune in to find out just how bad at 40k and Blood Bowl they really are! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast …

There's "dad" and "dumpster" in the title, so you know what that means! Campbell's old man returns to the show to settle an old score: that one time Campbell didn't do his homework! Truly, what a disappointing child. Also in this episode: Fusili Fusiliers, hittin' that Imperial backboard, and an intro to 40k 10th edition! Wait, one of those things …

We're baaaaaaack! The 40k Badcast is running ON SCHEDULE these days, and that is truly something to behold! This time the fellas are breakin' up the Campbell Ramble, introducing a brand new Primarch: Konrad Buzz, and saying "special balls" a whole lot. SOUNDS FASCINATING! LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN …

Da bois are back with a brand new Badcast! In this one, they delve deep into 10th edition salt, Thank John Blanche for an incredible career, and do what they do best: talk about Necromunda in their 40k podcast! What's old is new again! Time is a flat circle and all that horse shit! LISTEN!!! OR DON'T!!! WE'RE NOT YOUR DADS!!! https://twitter.com/DB…

The boys have returned, and their joined a by a guest host: Campbell's Very Sad Tummy! While the CVST has been only a sometime contributor to the show, it's had a large impact on both Campbell's and Dan's personal lives. Also, we meet Camstaw Wunnew, Campbell treats us to his rap skills, and we all ponder a tepid skull. Hell yeah! https://twitter.c…

In what is almost certainly our longest episode ever, Dan and Cam go a little nuts! They talk WH Fest reveals, how to survive the wait for a new edition, and what to do when some jerk brings warm beer over for a game. We're not advocating for violence, but the honorable thing would have been for the guy to commit seppuku. https://twitter.com/DB_Sle…

Dan is at his in-law's while publishing this, so who knows if it will work?! He's also on his laptop, so will it sound good? Tune in to find out! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

The bois are back from Chicago, and they're full of beef, beer, and stories about grumpy old men playing tabletop games! And for once, Dan isn't the grumpy old man! What a world we live in! Tune in to hear exciting tales of going to bed at 9 PM, riding on a bus, and standing in the cold! With a tagline like that, how could you NOT listen?! https://…

Do you like BIG LEAVES?! Then do we have the podcast for you! In this episode, Dan and Cam talk about CRUSHING your backlog, their favorite LITTLE GUYS, and a feverish fantasy about being a caterpillar! What? No, you're weird! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcarte…

y'all are gonna chuckle so hard, i'm honestly envious https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

The show has returned. Here are some rejected episode titles: walk into the god damn sea, brother; cake-dia stands; desperately trying to bust a nut. Think on those. Or don't. I'm not your dad. https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com…

It's 2023, and the boys are back with more tabletop gaming nonsense! In this episode, Dan learns a new slur, the secret project is finally revealed, and the fellas talk Adepticon 2023! Are either of them playing 40k at Adepticon? No! Then how is this still a 40k podcast? Shut up! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://…

merry christmas, ya filthy animals https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

The fellas went down to the freezing desert of New Mexico to play in the first ever 40k Grand Narrative! Dan's body betrayed him, and Campbell almost ended up living out his days in the Devner Airport! And that was before they even got there! Only one way this thing could go, right? https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https…

It's that time again, sweet listeners! Dan and Campbell are off to New Mexico for the GW Grand narrative, and they've got plenty to talk about with what they're bringing and why/ Additionally, they talk where and why to put your hobby energy, Campbell shoots his shot just a tad too early, and Dan evaluates what he knows about Campbell's "bag of tri…

Aw, hell yeah, bro/sis/sib! The fellas have once again rode out of the mists to grace your lovely ears with yet another fresh, hot, and juicy 40k Badcast. Stuff they talk about in this show include going to therapy, a better name for the ASOIAF miniatures game, and how the urge to actually play these dumb games waxes and wanes, much like the tides.…

big news! we're a battletech podcast now. you can thank campbell's childhood best friend or whatever. additionally, dan finally influences some nuance, and we urge you to cum on and feel the snoize. https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.co…

It's exactly what you think it is. Other topics include a request from Dan, a bitchmade blue baby, atomizing amphibians, asmegma astartes, the Bone Brothers, and double thicc rope. What the fuck even is this podcast? https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ con…

They did it! After 3 years of no NOVA Open (4 for Campbell), the fellas made their final pilgrimage to Crystal City for the 2022 NOVA Open! Inside this episode, Dan is a brain genius, Campbell won't shut up about how tired he is, and a local Italian Deli wins every event at the con in a surprising upset! Join us for a chat about friends, beers, and…