Oleh Audacy

Oleh Audacy

Oleh Audacy

Oleh Audacy

Oleh Audacy

Oleh Audacy

Oleh Audacy

*Lazlo and Slim have a plan that should make this whole porn-ban in Kansas a lot less scary. Hell, we're looking forward to it now! *Best TV Dads of all time. *A progressive woman secretly recorded a couple Supreme Court justices, and it went down exactly how you'd expect. *Hunter Biden was found guilty. *Say goodbye to Body Mass Index, make way (l…

*Lazlo got to spend some quality time with his boys this weekend and Slim got to spend some Old Shawnee Days time with his girlfriend brother-dad. *Slimfast had a discouraging experience at the water park this weekend. What is wrong with people? *Hot Rodent Men and Men Hot for Rodents. Either way, it's hot. *Caitlyn Clark didn't make the Olympic Te…

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*Where did the weird kids from high school end up? Were you the weird kid, Dennis? *A nurse in a pediatric hospital shares five things she'd never let her kids do. I'm guessing 'going into the woods with Teriyaki' must have been number six. *I guess the crucifixes in my house are all historically inaccurate. *There's nothing sexier than a man signi…

*The Mystery of Lazlo's Wedding Ring continues. *Instead of taking your license away, they should take your car when you get in trouble. *Topfreedom now! Topfreedom forever! *Trump is on Tik Tok! *Chad Daybell gets the death penalty and we're fine with it. *Is Caitlin Clark the victim of racism? *Tyson v Paul has been postponed. *Ren Faire on HBO i…

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Richard Gallagher MD is the author of Demonic Foes, which is currently being adapted for the big screen by Blumhouse Films. Dr Gallagher is an Ivy league-educated physician and a longtime member of the International Association of Exorcists. We wanted to know how an Ivy league doctor ended up getting involved in the world of exorcisms. After this c…

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*What do you tell people you do for a living? *Total Recall?? I never claimed to be Mr. Privacy, but this is getting ridiculous! *I hope you weren't the one who gave Matthew Perry drugs. Note to self: Don't sell drugs to celebrities. Cops will launch full investigations if anything happens. *Trump jury could have a verdict next week. *Bryce Harper …

*Lazlo's saga with the faux plumber is finally over. *Things that become the bane of your existence when you own a home. *Raising kids is expensive but most people say it's worth is. *Her imitates Her *If you're currently house hunting, I hear you can get a good deal on Graceland. *Another Americans tourist has been detained in Turks and Caicos. Th…

*We're feeling bullish! *Did the NFL schedule games with Taylor Swift in mind? *Teachers complain about being underpaid but they're doing better than doctors. *Joey, have you ever heard a grown man get fired on the radio? *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. ww…

Nurse Julie is a hospice nurse, a social media star, and author. She sees a lot of death and she talks a lot of death. Now, Nurse Julie is on a mission to get everyone else talking about death. She says there's too much stigma when it comes to discussing our own mortality and it's time to put an end to it. She's smart, insightful, and freaking hila…

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*Did legal weed put your pot dealer out of business? *Slimfast and Snowcone are full blown day traders. *Slim take a lot of gas-station male enhancement pills and they might not be safe, *The NFL has made a statement about Harrison Butker's speech. Oh, and the internet is sharing rumors but you'll have to look those up for yourself. *Are tacos sand…

*Lazlo says Toys R Us was a "casino for kids" and he's absolutely right. *People are already creating AI versions of themselves to leave behind after they die. *Caitlin Clark lost her first WNBA game, but it definitely wasn't her fault. It's never her fault. *Sydney Sweeney might be remaking Barbarella! Barbarella (film) - Wikipedia *Brady says he …

*Harrison Butker is speaking so you'd better listen up ladies. *Stonks are back! We missed out on getting rich the last time around, but we won't be making that same mistake again! Wait, what's that? It's already over? *If you meet a guy who buys you flowers, tells you he loves you, and texts you back, get the hell out of there while you still can.…

*Looking for college basketball fans who know how to produce a crappy talk show. *We gave you plenty of time to watch Piers Morgan interview Fiona, the woman who inspired Martha on Reindeer Games. Now we want to know your thoughts. *It's National Day Without Child Care Day! *The NFL has announced who will be playing the Chiefs in the NFL season ope…

*Is your car spying on you? Is it snitching on you to your insurance company? What if your car sold you out to the police?? It sounds crazy but your car might be collecting (and selling) more personal data about you than your smart phone. It's not just cars, we are surrounded by data collecting tech in disguise. Jen Caltrider is the Program Directo…

*Lazlo got Slim's mom something special for this weekend. *Slim's strange encounter with a stranger on the street. Any thoughts on this mystery? *You're out of the loop by 39. Deal with it. *Apple apologizes for an iPad ad that caused a lot of controversy. This might actually be the dumbest outrage in the internet age thus far. *ANOTHER American du…

*We need an update on Slim's head trauma. Let's see it. Oh my god! Never mind! Cover it up! *Details about a local man who allegedly tampered with food in restaurant's kitchen have been released. Oh. My. God. Please don't mess with people's food. *Ohtani's former interpreter is either the greatest or worst friend ever. *Travis Kelce is working on a…

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*It appears that Lazlo might have been ripped off by a shady plumber. It also appears that there's a plumber trying to track down Lazlo to get paid. *Was the Roast of Tom Brady a sign that America is getting over its sensitive phase? *Remember when school bus drivers were only 16 and shoe salesman used x-ray machines? Me neither. *California is con…

*We can't all be like Lazlo, signing our kids up for myriad activities and driving them from this event to that. Some of us would like a few more places where we can just drop our kids off for a few hours. You know, like the good old days. *Love him or hate him, Tom Brady's Roast was pretty damn funny. *Good news astronauts, your trouble-ridden roc…

*What do Fleshlights and pick-up lines have in common? Not much but we manage to weave them together somehow. Guys, quit saying weird creepy things to women. You can hide behind those dating apps but eventually you're going to have to actually meet people. Before we send you out into the wild, let's go over a few things that work and a lot of thing…

*Once again, Lazlo and Slimfast are fighting over the same handyman. Once again, Lazlo is making inappropriate comments about Slim's mom. Once again, Slim is overreacting. *The greatest year for each rock genre. Many say that 1994 was the greatest year for alternative rock. There's plenty of evidence to prove that 1991 was the best year for grunge.…

*Face tattoos, gauged ears, and other cool things you should do at 18. *What's your airplane booze of choice? How Every State Takes Their Plane Refreshments [2024 Survey] (upgradedpoints.com) *The Celebrity Net Worth Game! Lazlo is effing good at this. *Biden wants to stop classifying marijuana as a schedule 1 narcotic. *Trump was fined in court an…

*Lazlo was really hoping someone would have watched Baby Reindeer by now. *This NCAA antitrust lawsuit could change college sports drastically. *Why is shopping for a car such a daunting task? *People hate the new MLB uniforms, and it looks like Nike will do something about it. *We know who the $1.3 billion Power Ball winner is and he's going to us…

*Slim is asked to explain his head injury, but perhaps the head injury explains Slim. *The Super Bowl might finally be moved to a three-day weekend. *Sexsomnia: What is it and how do I use it as an excuse to get out of embarrassing situations? *Would your opinions about Candidate A change if you learned that they shot their pet dog? *The White Hous…

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*No one forces you to dress like an old person. Slimfast chooses to with his driving loafers. *What is old age in 2024? Our ideas of what qualifies as being "old" have changed a lot over the years. *Weinstein's New York conviction has been overturned in appeals court. *Snowcone submits his application to be a "Wookie Rookie" and make $1,000 for wat…

*Lazlo assumes everyone starts their morning with a :58-minute MLB recap of the previous day. *The Mount Rushmore of Hollywood Action Heroes *Millennials are taking over retirement communities with golf courses. *The FTC just voided our contracts. Slimfast doesn't know what The Chamber of Commerce is. *A father from Oklahoma is experiencing a trave…

*Was 16 the best of the teen years? *Slimfast wanted to open a night club. *Four years after the lockdowns from COVID, and people still want to live in a van. *Best Grandma Ever helps beat up her granddaughter's bully at school. *Looks like the Tik Tok "ban" will reach Biden's desk soon. *Jelly Roll quit social media because he got tired of being c…

*Lazlo gives us a full report on his maiden trip to Topeka and what he thinks of the capital city. *What's the over-under on Lazlo getting his tag renewed before they expire? It all depends on whether or not Snowcone is willing to go to the DMV for Him. *Slim wants to know why the elderly widow living next door won't invite him into her house at ni…

*Taylor Swift dropped her album at midnight which means none of us have slept. *Time's Most Influential People list is here but we're not seeing Lazlo's name anywhere. *The news only cares about Taylor Swift today. Have you checked on your Swifties? *Why do some (non-celebrity) parents not want their kids' pictures on social media? *Thanks for list…

*Do parents really test their children's IQ? Who's the smartest person in your family? *Did Aaron Rodgers casually imply that AIDS was created by the government, and why did it take the internet a month to catch it? *Bryan Kohberger's defense team has laid out his alibi for the night of the murders. Looks like police will need to resume their searc…

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*Lazlo is watching the new Fallout series on Prime and Slim is watching Massacre of the Mormons on Max. *OJ's family says they will not donate his brain for CTE studies. *Caitlin Clark got drafted. Could this change the fortunes of the WNBA? *BREAKING! Doctors Say Social Media Isn't Great For Kids! *A Nebraska teacher was caught naked with one of h…

*Lazlo recaps his trip to Branson Missouri. *Slimfast recaps his trip to Nick's wedding. *Two missing moms in Kansas have been found dead and the in-laws are suspects. *Trump's hush money (Stormy Daniels) trial is getting underway. *An 81-year-old man in Ohio shot and killed an Uber driver after being pranked on the phone. We explain. *"Rust" armor…

Oleh Audacy

Oleh Audacy

Oleh Audacy

Oleh Audacy

*Why is Lazlo wearing an Ohio shirt? *Lazlo is fed with patronizing fans. He's now throwing his full support behind the Nashville's Hot Chickens. *Would you rather be able to shoot fire balls from your hand, lasers, or (can't believe I have to include this) a drink dispenser. *The stadium vote is today. The polls are telling us this thing is too cl…