What'd you like? Send us a text. Walter, Tim, and Jim talk about showering in gym class and in prison, old guys at the health club who parade around naked, and how Jim named his penis Captain Bibi. Plus, casting for the new live action Barney movie. Then: the truth about Ford trucks, the best places to party at Easter, why Walter thinks his body is…

What'd you like? Send us a text. The guys talk way too much about dog poop. Then they come up with a really super superhero, and discuss women who glow in the dark. There are sketches about the new Saturday night lineup on PBS, your third amendment rights, getting those lying babies to tell the truth, and more. • Get more laughs! Visit our website …

What'd you like? Send us a text. Walt, Tim, and Jim talk about bobbleheads, what passes for food in England, the million-dollar idea Tim has when he was 7, and politically incorrect corn chips. Then, Jim’s new egg-themed bitcoin, the real Bruce Springsteen, and a sports bar for guys who like to watch sports in a bar with other guys who like to watc…

What'd you like? Send us a text. In their first encore compilation episode--- Walt, Tim, Jim, and Dave compare their favorite “Jackson,” then reminisce about that time Duck Logic did improv on ice skates. Or did they? Plus, sketches about a different kind of talk radio station, keeping up with the Johnson family, the secret lives of weathermen, a p…

What'd you like? Send us a text. The guys talk about medical uses for maggots and leeches, and Tim’s obsession with gut leakage. Then Walter describes his little leather Speedo and prosthetic abs but can’t convince Tim and Jim to get surgery to change the color of their eyes. Also, sketches about a vague pick-up bar, Jean Smiley’s Valentine traditi…

What'd you like? Send us a text. What happens when a Chicago sketch comedy radio show from the past gathers their classic bits— along with new skits, songs, and improv —into a weekly podcast? You get the goofiest gabfest laugh riot this side of the Internet. You’ll laugh… and how! • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Special t…

What'd you like? Send us a text. The guys talk about Pamela Anderson going makeup-less, the Mickey Mouse slasher movie, why someone hasn't made a Popeye porn video yet, and why 52 seems to be the magic number for men to have heart attacks. Then a scofflaw game show sketch, adult diapers can be fun, a sale on over-sized musical instruments, and what…

What'd you like? Send us a text. The guys talk about some people install toilets right in the middle of their basements and how Tim can whip up excellent toilet wine. Then a Rain Man prequel, boxer concussions, and why everyone's into manscaping. Plus, sketches about a car dealer that sells brown cars, trouble with time travel, a guy who's good at …

What'd you like? Send us a text. Jim’s come to realize the Nissan Rogue he bought from Dave’s wife makes people think he’s an old lady. And Jim tells Walt about a Colorado guy whose legs got caught in a woodchipper and about the comedy club owner with a smelly butt. There are sketches about Girl Scouts joining the Army, a raunchy microbrew beer, a …

What'd you like? Send us a text. Tim tells us about his plans to open manifesto writing classes and how important juice is to him--- any kind of juice. Jim recalls how a stranger called him a “jag in a bag.” Then there are sketches about mini memorabilia, a patient in search of a disease, and coffee so strong it puts hair on your tongue. Plus, more…

What'd you like? Send us a text. The guys talk about eye surgery. Jim encourages Tim and Walt to donate sperm. Tim has his doubts about Johnny Depp’s teeth. And evidence that the new Fed Ex campaign is plagiarizing-ly close to a long-running Duck Logic bit. Then sketches about wheelie bags, a store with a sale on "mystery boxes," how to get the bes…

What'd you like? Send us a text. Tim explains why he thinks New Year’s Eve is wimpy and sings a couple country songs. The guys try and fail to get political. Then there are sketches about hot spots you should maybe skip for New Year's Eve. A drive up comedy club. Another thing that doesn’t translate to audio. A drive-thru comedy club. Plus a few mo…

What'd you like? Send us a text. The guys come up with a new catch phrase. Walter tells us how he used to buy weed for his dad for Christmas. And Tim talks about his job tasting fentanyl and anthrax. Then… we get the real truth about Santa. An online breakfast treat. And a bunch of ads for perfume. Plus a couple more things. • Get more laughs! Visi…

What'd you like? Send us a text. Walter introduces the other guys to “shower beer.” Jim tells us horrible cat stories and how his one-man musical based on "Coach" is coming along. Then: Beer for boneheads. Shopping for babies. Nine-year-old Tim’s trip across the border. And posing for a picture with Jesus. Plus, there’s more! • Get more laughs! Vis…

What'd you like? Send us a text. The guys talk about the sport of magnet fishing for trash, floating down a river on an oil drum, and how Jim’s brother stabbed him 4 times with a pencil. Then there are sketches about a low-rent winter amusement park, a holiday special where nothing happens, and Haikus by cowboys. • Get more laughs! Visit our websit…

What'd you like? Send us a text. Walter tells us how his one-man musical version of “300” went in its out-of-two tryout. Then the guys discuss the pros and cons of cat psychologists. Edie, the Breakfast Fairy welcomes her friend: Mr. Leftover. There’s a song about scary family holidays. Plus, a billionaire ghost; how a spiffy résumé can really open…

What'd you like? Send us a text. Tim talks about his audition for the role of Snoop Dogg in a bio pic and Walt tells us about his one man show—a musical version of “300.” Then a gum that tastes like something burning. Sketches about overly unfunny DJs. A needless product for paranoid bathers. And evil nursery rhymes. • Get more laughs! Visit our we…

What'd you like? Send us a text. The guys talk about how much everyone -- especially tollbooth attendants -- love soup, how Georgia O’Keeffe’s paintings look like certain body parts, and how to make friends with Jehovah’s Witnesses. And Tim tells us how he landed the lead role of Annie in a production of the musical "Annie." Then there are sketches…

What'd you like? Send us a text. After oral surgery, Tim gets so constipated from pain pills that he ends up in the ER where doctors removed a “stoolball.” Jim explains how 60s comedian, Jerry Lewis, made a never-released movie about a clown that entertains kids in the Nazi death camps during WWII. On a lighter note: there are sketches from 9-year-…

What'd you like? Send us a text. Walter fills in the details about how he and his high school classmates were forced to swim naked in gym class. Then the guys drop some names of comedians they used to know back in the day. And they learn the fun fact that duck’s penises are really weirdly shaped. Plus, the Duckers do parodies of political ads, a sa…

What'd you like? Send us a text. We… Are… Back! with a new season! On our Halloween show: Tim claims he went to high school with Leatherface from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and the ups and downs of that relationship. Then Jim tells us about his high school years and the troubles he had with "Greasers." Plus, we discuss tips on how to exact vengean…

What'd you like? Send us a text. More lowbrow hi jinx -- talk and sketches -- from those guys and a gal that call themselves Duck Logic any day now!! • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!…

What'd you like? Send us a text. The guys actually know some current pop stars but can’t pronounce Chappell Roan. Jim knows his pharma commercials. Tim comes down with Covid. And fashion without pants. We do lots of Labor Day sketches, there’s a quiz show that seems to be missing something, a song about suntans, and comic Jimmy Velvet, our first-ev…

What'd you like? Send us a text. This week the guys talk about the fickleness of fame and Tim's special relationship with poop. Then: what do you do with a Master’s in philosophy? Become a hostage negotiator, of course. Plus creative decor for your wiener. Sending your brooding kids to John Mellon Camp. Laughing off any embarrassing situation. And,…

What'd you like? Send us a text. Yeah sorry, due to circumstances beyond our control, we didn't post a show this week! Let us explain!! • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!…

What'd you like? Send us a text. The Duck Logic guys talk about sexist camera angles at the Olympics, the most annoying commercials, and playwrights that were chick magnets. Then we play sketches about a cop who plays by the book--- a very boring book, partying in a bar with celibates, and your sidewalk wants to get to know you. • Get more laughs! …

What'd you like? Send us a text. The guys discuss the many uses for cotton swabs, Phish concerts performed on trampolines, and how Walter’s prostate surgeon was faking it. We’ve got sketches about a condom store that caters to “unusually shaped” men, things that don’t translate to audio, and a lost recording of 1930s cartoon: The Katzenjammer Kids.…

What'd you like? Send us a text. The guys tell their shoplifting stories and Jim talks about the commercial he shot in a cabin in Utah. Also, there are sketches about student loans gone wrong, a song about the job market, and the upside to living with mom. Plus, of course, more! • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Special tha…

What'd you like? Send us a text. Tim and Jim play The Celebrity Name Game against their better judgement and then Tim tells us about the abandonment issues he grew up with. There are sketches about what it costs to be an American, a restaurant where spitting is encouraged, and an interview with a carny. Plus, Chip Bitterman is back with more things…

What'd you like? Send us a text. The guys learn the meaning of "Irish Twin." Jim talks about his mom and dad's sex life. And Tim explains his dream of becoming an ambulance. Plus sketches: A French performance artist whose canvas is the beverage. First drafts of famous speeches. Satan's radio station. And more. • Get more laughs! Visit our website …

What'd you like? Send us a text. The guys talk about: how Walter’s mom occasionally got their toy poodle drunk. Jim’s kitten had a condition that caused it to run straight into walls. And Tim admits his renewed love of bears. Sketches? An On Hold experience from hell. A really, really organic cereal. And Nick Savage, Military Seamstress, the unsung…

What'd you like? Send us a text. The guys talk about the first time Tim tried chewing tobacco and swallowed it. Then Jim explains how he was a really creepy toddler. We play sketches about a really unsafe prescription drug, non-essential oils, frozen pizzas explained, and coverage of the first-ever Guy Pride Parade. Plus: other stuff. • Get more la…

What'd you like? Send us a text. The guys discuss ESPN’s coverage of Cornhole championships, Pat Sajak and gameshows in general, then Walter describes that time he shot video of Jell-O wrestlers for a documentary. There are sketches about ice cream just for bachelors, Viking bathroom habits, the new song from Billie Eilish’s little sister Millie, a…

What'd you like? Send us a text. The guys talk about maybe adding Duck Logic Dancers to the show, cat tranquilizers, and the new Swedish TV show where Dolph Lundgren--- yes, Ivan Drago in Rocky IV ---flips a coin for 30 minutes. Then if that weren’t enough, there’re sketches about a guy who’s constantly shot at, the return of Sid, the Cicada, relat…

What'd you like? Send us a text. The guys talk about rats vs. squirrels and how Ringling Bros removed the makeup from their clowns but they’re still creepy. Then there are sketches about the upside of cannibalism, adult diapers, Alaska’s drinking problem, and other things that Jesus does. Plus, a song about peas! • Get more laughs! Visit our websit…

What'd you like? Send us a text. The guys talk about the power you get from talking through a tube, starting their own airlines, and what happens when Walter smokes too much weed. Then there're sketches about cheese musicals, a really cool bouncy house, body odor, and the truth about Alabama. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com…

What'd you like? Send us a text. We’ve paused our podcast for the past few weeks while we came to grips with the tragic news that our great friend and fellow Ducker, Dave-id Dunlosky, unexpectedly passed away several weeks ago. But we’re back with this tribute show. On it, we tell Dave stories… Like the time he purposely drove a U-Haul into a car t…

What'd you like? Send us a text. The guys talk about that time Jim’s brother set fire to a boxcar, Tim’s coin-operated ankle monitor, and teenagers in wingtips. Then there’re sketches about art in offices, boys in the bayou, candles in manly scents, and fear. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Special thanks to zapsplat.com …

What'd you like? Send us a text. The guys play that celebrity mortality quiz show that's sweeping the nation: “Dead or Not Dead.” Then there are sketches about a really potent sleep drug, garbage pickers, a campy summer camp, and a not-so-Olympic caliber athlete. Plus a little more. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Special…

What'd you like? Send us a text. The guys discuss the lamest Willy Wonka exhibit in Scotland and a guy who could magically make stop lights turn green for him—until the cops caught on. Plus, comedy sketches about ridiculously soft toilet paper, a way too bright flashlight, peeps, and a song about water. All in all, it’s something different for your…

What'd you like? Send us a text. The guys discuss annoying commercials, smacking people, and The Golden Girls in drag. Plus, sketches about condiments, clown cars, and insects in love. And, of course, old ladies. In short--- something different for your ears. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Special thanks to zapsplat.com …

What'd you like? Send us a text. It’s something different for your ears--- our before-St.-Paddy’s-Day show… Tim confesses his love of the way Ireland smells. And the guys spoil the plot of a seasonal Irish favorite. Plus, creative uses for your sleeve, a guy who writes cable menu blurbs, a song about green beer, and more stuff. • Get more laughs! V…

What'd you like? Send us a text. The guys discuss that truck-driver-on-a-toilet-seat commercial, X-rated hand puppets, and butt deodorant. Then we throw in comedy sketches about turbocharged La-Z-Boys, the definition of “doaky,” an indecisive driving school, and an over dramatic bus driver. All in less than 30 minutes! It’s something different for …

What'd you like? Send us a text. We. Are. Back! With a new season and a new show! Something different for your ears… The guys talk about Jim’s new purse. Catherine, the Not-So-Great. And the upside of goiters. Plus, we’ve got sketches about really small phallic symbols. A 13-year-old talk show host. A clueless M.D. And a song of ours that Doctor De…

What'd you like? Send us a text. Something different for your ears. It's the Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour...!! 30-ish minutes of regular podcast-y stuff with extra bits thrown in, like comedy sketches and songs. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening!…

What'd you like? Send us a text. Insect love. The joys of smoking. A REALLY literal book review. And Tim explains Swedish cooking. Plus Jim explains how his sister defiled an airplane restroom and MORE!! • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Liste…

What'd you like? Send us a text. A re-gifting backfire. Santa’s sordid past. And the existential hockey league. Plus-- possums, donkeys, and lubricant. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh... and how!…

What'd you like? Send us a text. Our week-before-Christmas show!! A gift shopping miracle. Space janitors. Another joke from our A.I. cast member. And Dave (finally) gets his day. Plus a song about Santa and a few more bits. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks…

What'd you like? Send us a text. Our in-between the holidays, kind of special, special. Winter underwear. Stupidity. More listener jokes. And CHIPMUNKS! Plus some other stuff... • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX Thanks for listening! Listen to more. You’ll laugh...…

What'd you like? Send us a text. Another one of our post-Thanksgiving/pre-other holidays shows! Selling your soul on-line. Sealing your driveway. Saving the planet, sort of. Plus listener jokes, a fruitcake song, and a not-so-special holiday special. • Get more laughs! Visit our website ducklogiccomedy.com • Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most …