In this episode, Logan shares his thoughts on various topics, including his frustration with plant-based cream and vegan products, his critique of Instagram influencers and self-censorship on social media, his disappointment with California's homelessness crisis and political leadership, and his anticipation for Christmas and dislike of pumpkin spi…

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This week Logan talks about 7-11 and how every one smells the same. What would your super power be? We do want to know, so please, slip into our DM's and let us know! Logan makes a trip to Reno and is reminded why he left. Prius is not claiming to be quick. WE HAVE MERCH!!!! hmnspod.myshopify.com use promo code HMNS10 to get 10% your first order! E…

This week Logan talk about sports and is sure to get some hate mail. He talks about the TSA and what it's like flying the "friendly" skies. He meets a very pregnant lady who's kid has super man syndrome. WE HAVE MERCH!!!! hmnspod.myshopify.com use promo code HMNS10 to get 10% your first order! Email us - hmnspodcast@gmail.com Follow on twitter - @h…

Nick is still "recovering" and Logan gives some solid advice for all you parents out there. Logan begins the campaign for unattractive media awareness and goes on a small rant around baseball sliding gloves. WE HAVE MERCH!!!! hmnspod.myshopify.com use promo code HMNS10 to get 10% your first order! Email us - hmnspodcast@gmail.com Follow on twitter …

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WE HAVE MERCH!!!! hmnspod.myshopify.com use promo code HMNS10 to get 10% your first order! The boys start the week with three or four words, and Nick is getting excited to leave on a jet plane. Logan is curious about that hair and if it’s genetic. Blood pressure is just a made up number that only nurses understand. Nick admits that his calves are f…

WE HAVE MERCH!!!! hmnspod.myshopify.com use promo code HMNS10 to get 10% your first order! The boys start this week with a little true crime update and this one has the potential to be a mind blower. Speaking of “blowing” Logan has some real life advise for our listeners out there. Nick is doing his best to get us canceled and the Logan agrees that…

The boy’s start this week discussing bending the rules a little, and they dive into places with “better” rules. Nick believes that we should have a rotating president from each state, and determine that the president from Florida may spark a civil war. Logan warns that Vermont is the quiet one and we should all be cautious of the Maple state. The b…

The boys start the week discovering that Nickelback has pulled a 180 and might be popular? Nick breaks through with a new idea for a bumpersticker. Drop us a line to order yours today! Parenting is difficult, especially when you kids get to that age. What conspiracy theory’s would you like to see be reality? The boys talk about their top theory’s a…

The boys start this week with three words and land on Logan’s issues with the CDC. Forget tax preparation, Nick believes that better sex ed should be taught in schools. The boys chat about the animal kingdom and realize that cats are just jerks. Anatomy is weird. The boys talk about their dream sponsors and what would happen if they didn’t agree. N…

Nick slides back into to drinking after his epic whiskey filled vacation, and has some “pro tips” of how to grow crops. Nick has been busy earning those “points” with the wife, and struggles to cash them in. The boys discuss the challenges of buying condoms and provide some tips to help you navigate those rough waters. Nick shares that a recent stu…

The boys roll into this week as Nick is not aware that we’ve started. Nick is having some issues with his latest laundry situation. Indian reservation are misunderstood, and the boys try to figure them out. People are strange and sex can be stranger. Logan explains to Nick that some people are easily offended. Nick feels that you should have one la…

Welcome to 2023 where your resolutions are irreverent and you’re only setting yourself up for failure. Logan rants about a click bait trend and the boys discuss the origins of road rage. Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen need to be back on the booze for 2023 party, or maybe take it to the next level with Joey Diaz. The boys discuss a potential “unwrit…

On today’s episode, Nick is burning that oil to stay warm, while Logan is enjoying the warm climate in San Diego. They start off by talking about the pros and cons of the “plus one” tradition, and Nick shares his belief that New York City pizza is the only truly edible pizza. The conversation then turns to the things they would like to keep or get …

Nick starts the show and is curious why Logan is so chipper. The boys can both agree that the “New Year, Same Me” has run it course, Stacey. Have we been lied to all these years about Rabies? How many people do you know that have succumb to quick sand? Apparently, some males can lactate? The boys discuss the top 5 sports that they believe should be…

This weeks notes courtesy of AI. The Apple Watch is the “must-have” accessory for all the hottest influencers as they hit the slopes for some cross country skiing action. But when a power outage strands them at the lodge, the real fun begins as they turn to the WNBA app on their watches for some bedroom shenanigans. Will they be able to "score big"…

Number are fun. Nick starts us off with some interesting and thought provoking statistics. Apparently, Kayne would like the Jew’s to forgive Hitler and the boys think that maybe some medication would help level Ye out. Alex Jones stops by and Nick is not happy. What’s the deal with Balenciaga and is this the “talk of the week”, or should we be conc…

Nick starts the episode with a positive update on his family as the boys move back to giggles. Logan finds a correlation between people that still wear masks and the people that say “Happy Holiday’s”. The boys debate when is the right time to bare your bottom on a raw seat. We can all agree that men and women have very different conversations when …

A special guest stops by the HMNS studio to make a “huge” announcement. The boys then dive into Nick’s “FBucket list” and it sounds like he’s expecting to make it past 38. The boys talk about hairy girls and Logan has some technical difficulties. Nick wants everyone to be happy and touch themselves more. Arizona is a weird place to be a teacher. Be…

The boys start this week with 3 words. Logan makes a horrible life choice of getting a UV lite and discovers some interesting things at his hotel room. Nick may have termites, but he’s not sure what an actual termite looks like. Nick asks to play 20 questions to find the topic for Logan’s rant. Baseball and golf are not the same. Pick a handmade we…

We start this week a little different than most. Nick shows his commitment to the craft as he soaks up the limelight. Logan’s mind is blown when Nick explains how they heat their homes on the east coast. Some other things are mentioned that make the boys laugh. Nick has to cut it a little short as his pants begin to retain water. Be sure to like, s…

Despite popular believe, the boys have yet to get canceled. They start this weeks episode with some Floridian signage and Logan has a thought about a new non-profit. Let’s just say that Nick is not on board. Logan wants to bring back the usage of the word “pervert” and Nick is focusing on fashion. The boys discuss what it’s like to have presidentia…

Y’all are in for a ride this week as the boys start with an offensive joke and push the boundaries to see if they can make it to 100. Apparently, praying on Sunday’s is only for the athletes. Logan is under the impression that masks are now only for the severally ill. The boys breakdown tank tops and the types of people that wear them. Would the Ka…

This week the boys help our listeners by giving them cleaning advise and dive head first into blasting some serial killers. We learn that you should never go fishing with Albert Fish. The boys try to wrap their hearts around the escalation of pain and there is Nuns to blame. Logan’s college town comes under fire with an active serial killer that re…

The boys start this week with some different thought on Kurt Cobain and Heath Ledger, and let’s just say that Nick is off his rocker. The boys slide into some true crime and keep with the 90’s theme with JonBenét Ramsey. The theory’s get deep and Nick has some questions for Logan about bullies. Logan talks about his “dad” voice. Nick dives into his…

The boys start the show with three words. This weeks conspiracy theory - is the Dahlia Lama a spy, and is he from east Chicago? There are two types of porn stars - those in it for the money and those in it for the long haul. Are names like crayons? The boys think it’s time to talk about the older life challenges, like STD’s and where is the proper …

Let’s think back to a time where girls jumped on trampolines - when men showed you how to frame a house on TV and an old man opened his throat to chug a beer. That’s right, it was the golden age of Spike TV and the “Man Show”. Nick begins his redemption process on the correct foot as he explains that google needs to replace the “I feel Lucky” butto…

We open this week with some parental advise and discover what life as broke college Nick looked like. Nick talks about hotdog and hamburgers and has Logan for 50% of the rant. Logan agrees with hotdog buns but quickly realizes that Nick can’t cook. Logan discovers that shoes can be tricky and offers the “real life advice” of the week. If addiction …

The boys start this week a little confused and it doesn’t get better. Nick has some issues with birds and we discover that porn is a dangerous industry. The boys discuss what it’s like your first time going down town. Logan questions the amish and Nick doesn’t understand science. Logan and Nick talk about the things that men really don’t talk about…

Logan is confused and starts the show in Iowa and Nick has seen some things. Clothing is weird and Nick is doing is best to lose a little baby weight. Nick has a theory about setting the bar low for your significant other and Logan is curious about how Nick showers. When presented with an opportunity to defend his wife’s labor, Nick chooses to defe…

This week the boys open up with Nick”s concert experience and his wife picking up on the older lady “hit-ie on-ie” ing on Nick. Nick was waiting “on the line” and his decision to grab a quick drink ends well! Denim Dan turns out to be the lead singer. The boys make the argument - Drywall, or wet spackle. We learn that Nick would fail at murder due …

The boys begin the show with the history of the “wet willy” and Logan talks about his experience checking into a hotel in Bakersfield. Nick is somehow under the impression that he’s a sex symbol. Apparently there are some similarities with North Korea and the FBI raiding Trumps House in Florida. Thank you for the continued support and we’re looking…

Can you catch the error??? The boys slow roll into this weeks episode with Nick failing to teach his ducks to swim. Logan “starts” the show with three words and the boys dive right into some current affairs. Words are weird and Logan talks about Beyonce’s backlash from an “offensive” word. Nick believes that people are starting to cancel, cancel cu…

Nick looks tired and shares with the group what life is like with a 2.5 year old and a newborn. Logan understands new parenting and blames Nick for his current life choices. Logan talks about sushi and can’t wait for Nick to visit SD for some real sushi. Vets are pretentious, and we mean the “doctor” ones. Nick learns the hard truth about his music…

The boys start the show welcoming Nick’s new addition to the family! A beautiful baby girl. Armie Hammer has a new job that he’s denying and the boys dive into what other jobs that he might have. Logan thinks 7-11, Nick is thinking fisherman, and they end on a more fitting career path. Nick has a surprise for Logan regarding Elon Musk’s dad, and it…

The boys prematurely start the show with three words and are off to a hot start. Word is still out if they’re going to get canceled. Our sponsors pullout game is strong! Logan talks about the Winchester house and why it is the way that it is. The boys talk abut some conspiracy theories and who may or may not have body doubles. Apparently they’re go…

Logan starts the show without Nick knowing as he talks about his wife breaking the sink. New York is doing things a little different now as the SCOTUS overturns a gun law and then follows that up with a major decision. Nick will believe whatever you tell him and Logan isn’t that far off as he still starts shaving on the left side. Logan has an idea…

The Golden State Warriors are the Champions and the boys want to know if you're a dribbler or a shooter? The boys share some weird sex stories and talk about some times where they tried to pick up girls on the road. There is a mutual feeling of joy that they're no longer swimming in the dating pool. The boys address some current events and talk abo…

Traci uploaded the wrong episode... So they're on a PIP. The boys start the show with three words, and this one way offend someone. Nick talks about his neighbors on his dead end street, and Logan ponders if Amber Heard will ever date again. Nick wants to bring back insane asylum’s so he can live in a place with padded floors. The boys read an emai…

Nick wakes Logan up to do this weeks podcast, because apparently Nick has more important things to do. Logan starts the show with a song… The boys quickly move to the breaking news around Kevin Spacey and Nick is again disappointed on a missed opportunity. Nick got a hair cut. The boy have a serious talk about gun control and are distracted by the …

The boys start the week with three words and Nick tries to throw Logan off. Nick is on his whiskey this week as Logan enjoys a cold beer from Brooklyn. Logan tries to bring back the HMNS human of the week. There is apparently one person happy with the Ranger’s win and he happens to be a co-host on this podcast. The boys talk about rock climbing and…

Nick opens the show with a perspective on Kim Kardashian’s athletic prowess. Nick goes to a wedding and has some questions after the after party. Logan shares his wedding saga and the boys play a little game of what’s worse - murdering your girlfriend and having a fatal heart attack while trying to hide the body, or receiving a free plate of oyster…

Happy Mother’s Day to all you mothers out there! The boys have a new “studio” and are cautiously optimistic about it. They discuss the Chappelle incident and what happens when you “find out”. Why was McDonald’s coffee so damn hot? Nick has all the answers. Logan brings us back with his wife’s disappointment in the term “boob socks”. Nick explains t…

The boys start the show with 3 things again, and Nick really tries to stump Logan. Nick talks about his COVID experience and it tearing through his house. Alex Jones stops by for a chat and Logan misses the entire interview. Logan and Nick try to predict which states will hate them next and end with a wild wedding scene in Florida. The boys talk ab…