There was dung all over the typewriter that I found in the Burger King toilet!Oleh Norm Augustinus

Her butt cheeks were canisters that contained the fuel to power our lovemaking!Oleh Norm Augustinus

She was balling a goldendoodle!Oleh Norm Augustinus

The spray coats the toenails with a rubberized coating!Oleh Norm Augustinus

My sex doll anus enlargement!Oleh Norm Augustinus

The time is right to push the button!Oleh Norm Augustinus

She bent over in the car and I gave it to her!Oleh Norm Augustinus

I found an old pillowcase on the side of the road!Oleh Norm Augustinus

Sugar, water and pubic hairs!Oleh Norm Augustinus

She wore heels and a teddy inside my ice fishing shanty!Oleh Norm Augustinus

The DNR ice fishing safety test!Oleh Norm Augustinus

The weiner celebration is held every year on a mountain in Sweden!Oleh Norm Augustinus

Taking it in the bathroom at the holidays!Oleh Norm Augustinus

Women's privates trapped in old typewriter ribbons!Oleh Norm Augustinus

I porked Running Flaps atop my 1969 Bolens snow machine!Oleh Norm Augustinus

Billions of gallons of vaginal wash manufactured 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year!Oleh Norm Augustinus

There's meat waiting for you inside my ice-fishing shanty!Oleh Norm Augustinus

Plugged furnace filters can tell you a lot about a woman!Oleh Norm Augustinus

Avoid planet tuna at all costs!Oleh Norm Augustinus

My testicle sack was nearly blown out from the inside!Oleh Norm Augustinus

It's your fault that chicks are constipated!Oleh Norm Augustinus

Her big jugged little sister at the corn maze!Oleh Norm Augustinus

Perfumed sweaty hips!Oleh Norm Augustinus

Follow these tips and you'll get some on Halloween night!Oleh Norm Augustinus

The girl in the Kmart haunted house!Oleh Norm Augustinus

Hammer handle enclosed!Oleh Norm Augustinus

Everything smelled like fish!Oleh Norm Augustinus

Take your chick to a pumpkin patch!Oleh Norm Augustinus

She had five minutes to carve her pumpkin!Oleh Norm Augustinus

Ghosts and vibrating seats!Oleh Norm Augustinus