We talk about the recent news about the Arizona Coyotes, Wayne Simmonds official retirement, San Jose's goalie Devin Cooley, and introducing FPS's new Book Club segment.

Alix and Shey try to run a podcast without Megan for a week and it goes horribly wrong. We also discuss Devils vs Rangers, Columbus's latest franchise record, what's going on with Arizona, NHL GM's meeting, and the playoff situation across the league.

We discuss our teams not liking us, Josh Ho-Sang's rap album, the Jagr bobblehead fiasco, and high sticking, significant history. Also Brady's baby and PWHL/women's hockey updates.

We discuss the trade deadline, NHL gossip, and the PWHL.

We discuss the pre-deadline trades, baby goalies, and of course women's hockey.

We discuss being cautiously optimistic about the leafs, how we're afraid of devils twitter and teenagers in general, and we learn about the Stars. Also PWHL updates.

We discuss hat tricks galore in Toronto, the Morgan Rielly suspension, and the outdoor games. Also the 2nd rivalry series reverse sweep.

We discuss drama, being haters, and All Star Weekend. Also PWHL roundup and rivalry series news. Trigger warning: sexual assault, hockey canada, sexual violence, and domestic violence for the end of the episode. There is a brief pause to end the episode before the discussion of the 2018 Canadian WJ team. National Sexual Assault Hotline: 800-656-467…

We discuss shit talking forwards, the legend that is Tyler Ennis, and all star celebrity co-captains. Also a full PWHL roundup.

Gabby joins us to talk Flyers. Also Bruce Boudreau spilled some tea, all stars, and PWHL/U18s updates.

We catch up on all we missed over the holidays including learning about the Western conference, all star nominations, and of course we discuss the first 5 PWHL games.

We discuss our teams being weird, Tate McRae NHL queen, and NHL Player Safety (again). Also investigative journalism at its finest and women's hockey news.

We discuss the insane Panthers games this week, Corey Perry, Sidney Crosby, and PWHL news.

We discuss the Leafs sucking now and play all the old hits, NHL player "safety", the NHLPA, and of course Gary Bettman.

We discuss the Global Series, whatever the Sharks and Oilers are going through, NHL Ws and Ls, and the PWHL. Also TW DA, DV for the Lucic situation at the end.

We talk how horrible the Sharks are, Binnington needing his ass kicked, and the Caps. Also Justin Rogers and women's hockey

We talk injury woes, not understanding NHL betting rules, and Halloween costumes. Also women's hockey updates.

Our first wellness check of the season has two very different positions. Also we talk that Bedard/Crosby video, the Ducks insulting their young players, and make our season predictions. Also women's hockey updates. We also talk about the NHL's banning of pride tape.

We are so happy to welcome Shey back to the podcast! We again re-learn who's on what team, talk Stamkos and Tampa's woes, and PWHL updates.

We remember who's on the Leafs, talk Biosteel bankruptcy, and Babcock's firing. Also tangents into who could be the NHL's Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce and notable NHL haircuts.

We talk everything you need to know about the PWHL and some post-draft analysis. Also Megan tries not to cry talking about the improvements we've seen in women's hockey in her lifetime. Posted again with audio that actually works for the second half!

We discuss all that's happened in the last month from the draft and free agency to weddings. Also a discussion of women's hockey and what the PHF purchase means. Bonus! Running into NHLers/famous people in the wild.

We discuss everything we missed in the past month including the Stanley Cup Finals, trades, injuries, and other shanaganerie. Also women's hockey updates and Megan's semi-annual HHOF rant.

Gabby and Shey join us as we remind everyone of what happened in hockey over the past 2 years, discuss Kyle Dubas' firing, and the Panthers. Also women's hockey updates and jeopardy???

We discuss the end of the Leafs season, how the NHL sucks so bad, and women's hockey updates. Also hockey/booktok crossovers.

We discuss how the Leafs finally fucking did it, 2nd round matchups, and women's hockey updates.

We breakdown the first 3 games of the Leafs/Lightning series, discuss WAGS, and the officials all sucking. Also women's hockey updates.

We discuss the Leafs shenanginary, discuss the cursedness of the Habs, and women's hockey updates. Plus Megan walks us through her experience at the women's worlds! (stay tuned for Czechia's goal song)

We try to remember every single defenceman who's played for the leafs this season, a slight detour into understanding timezones, discuss the reading habits of Bryce Harper, and Brooks Koepka at the Panthers game. Also a quick women's hockey update before worlds start on Wednesday.

"Moral of the story is Gary Bettman is lying again." We discuss Gary Bettman and his love affair with the Arizona Coyotes, Jordan Binnington's latest tantrum, and also lots of fun women's hockey stuff!

We discus Mitch Marner being wonderful, hating the NHL schedule, and lots of women's hockey updates.

We discuss the trade deadline, the Arizona Coyotes for way too long, and only the most important things about the Leafs' trades. Also women's hockey updates.

We discuss the leafs and loving ROR so far, the boring trades that have occurred so far, and Kapanen on waivers. Also women's hockey updates!

We discuss the O'Reilly trade, "scratched for trade related reasons", and women's hockey.

We discuss the Leafs, trades and possible trades, and hating the playoff system. Also women's hockey updates. TW for homophobia and transphobia at the end of the episode with appropriate time to stop listening as we discuss pride nights.

We discuss the Bo Horvat trade (it happened), the good things about the all star games and our suggestions for improvement. Also quick women's hockey updates.

We discuss forgetting we're not mad at the leafs, how injured the habs are, the Boudreau situation. Also women's hockey news. TW for homophobia/transphobia at the end of the episode with appropriate time close it off before discussion begins.

We discuss being disappointed in the Leafs, our all star selections, and furries. Also international tournaments and women's hockey news.

We discuss how we feel about the Leafs, the holidays, Ovi, and we catch up on women's hockey news from the past 2 weeks.

We discuss our disappointment in the Leafs. Laugh at the Canucks and kink shame some more hockeys. Also lots of women's hockey updates!

We discuss Mitch Marner kicking ass, suspensions and Jager. Also women's hockey updates.

We discuss Mitch Marner and the Leafs inability to win in OT. Also John Tortorella's comments, Jordan Binnington's temper tantrums, and women's hockey updates.

We talk the Leafs adventures in defencemen, Matt Barzal shaving his head, and Brady's dream. Also women's hockey updates.

We discuss what's happened with the Leafs in the last week and injuries. Also Johnny Gaudreau, the ✨ narrative ✨, and Hank Green. Not to mention, the Oilers hottest team in the NHL? Big if true.

We discuss the Leafs goalie woes, Claude Giroux, and injuries. Also women's hockey and some halloween costumes. TW Mitchell Miller situation at the end of the episode. Additional TW are in the content of the episode

We discuss how bad the Leafs are, the wins of former leafs, and Tyler Seguin's halloween costume. Also women's hockey updates and assigning Phineas and Ferb songs to teams/players.

We discuss the Nick Robertson, how horrible the Canucks are, and reverse retros. Also we assign DCOM songs to players/teams.

We discuss how the Leafs suck, goal songs, and how men are stupid. Also PHF and PWHPA news and NHL division winners/losers predictions.

We discuss foraging for mushrooms, the brain cells in William Nylander's head, and our new defencemen. Also the Strome brothers, spider bites, and that ranking of the most handsome NHL coaches.

We talk about the Leafs 2 preseason games and learn who's on the team. Hank at the Harry Styles concert and new captains. Also PWHPA and PHF news.