Well we told you sneaky sausages that we would have a super special episode for the end of 2023. And whaddya know HERE IT IS. We were cauldron blessed to have the chance to talk to Rosie (aka Acourtofthornsandrosie on TikTok and chemicalrosie_ on Insta) about a bunch of delightful and traumatic SJM canon and theory. OBVIOUSLY THIS EPISODE CONTAINS …

Welcome to this weeks episode of the post cum come down. No, we are not in the house of Jesus. We are covering House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J Maas with the incredible Emilysbookedup and Alittlebitbooked. We hope you are ready to suck down some grilled mermen like a golf ball through a garden hose. And if you’re not well too bad because we will …

Where have we come from? Where did we go? I don’t know but tell Jesus the bitch is back. Thats right - It’s time for House of Earth and Blood by Sarah J Maas. Join Briony, Georgia and our special guest hosts Emily and Jess (aka Emilysbookedup and Alittlebitbooked) as we put the ass in assassin or just straight in our asses. IDK.We have references t…

Well Chestnut Springs enthusiasts, it’s time. It’s time for broken Beau. It’s time for Bailey and her Baps. It’s time to get in a caravan that may or may not be a euphemism for Beau’s asshole. It’s time to read Hopeless by Elsie Silver. It would not be a normal episode if there was not a sensational amount of references to out of pocket songs, bubb…

Welcome back camp counsellors. This week we are sure that the fire in our pants is a good thing as we cover Wildfire by Hannah Grace. Your co-hosts are joined by special guests Tayreads and Caitsbookrecs as we spend the summer having a blast and fucking all over this sweet adorable summer camp. How can we fit so much goodness into one short episode…

That's right, its been six months since the last time you saw behind the curtain so its time for another bloopers episode.This episode features some of our many guests hosts as well as a phenomenal broadway show by none other than Georgia's partner Aiden. We hope you will enjoy this song and dance and then come back next week as we go back to our r…

This week we have a fantastically fucked up gift for you neurodivergent baddies. The OG Foursome has reunited as Ellie and Claire popped in for a quick traumatic event. What is that traumatic event you may ask? Well be sure to just share this episode directly with your therapist as we take a page out of Gia’s TikTok series Weird, Crazy, Fucked up b…

This week we are moonwalking into the delectable gothic tale that is Belladonna by Adalyn Grace. We are joined by Emilysbookedup from bookstagram as we all collectively swoon over a new shadow daddy. There are references to Michael Jackson, cannibal babies and literal barns for hands. We hope you enjoy this episode! Music Reference: You and I by PV…

Welcome back! Hide your bums and bunny rabbits, this week we’re covering PenPal by JT Geissinger.If you thought your normal hosts were unhinged, you’re going to want to truly strap in for this episode. Our two special guests tayreads & caitsbookrecs help us create a musical masterpiece with the likes of Rhianna, Hannah Montana, Labrinth and many mo…

This week we are bringing you two amazing things: the novella, Six Scorched Roses by Carissa Broadbent; and a special guest host from bookstagram - Jess aka alittlebitbooked In this episode, we sink our teeth into this short and sharp novella but don’t you worry as there is still debauchery to be had. We have a clear distrust of all things dust and…

Welcome to some daddy, daughter, son fun. Today we’re covering Your Dad Will Do by the queen herself, Katee Robert. We go on an absolute wild journey through Pirates of the Caribbean fanfiction (ft. captain cock), eating coochie like it’s smiley fritz, coochie/girl math and then we end on Noo Noo from the Teletubbies in a slutty black dress. If you…

Strap into your chaps and unleash the dirty little slut. Let’s go! This week we are wrapping up book 4 of the Chestnut Springs series with Reckless by Elsie Silver. We have a special appearance by not only Tayreads as a guest host but also Rob Kardashian and Geoff the purple wiggle (in spirit). There is also a variety of muzzing, line dancing and t…

Get ready to throw your engagement rings out the window and crawl towards your favourite podcast covering yet another Chestnut Springs novel - Powerless by Elsie Silver.There’s a lot to see tonight, we’ve got your favourite friends to lovers sweetness, Jasper Cullen filling up roast turkeys and doing the renegade to your friends family trauma. Our …

Welcome one & all to an encounter with three women going absolutely feral over one grumpy, fictional cowboy. Today we’re covering Heartless by our lord and saviour Elsie Silver. There may be mentions of semen slip & slides, pushing kids in pools & pizza sandwiches. Not only that but we’re making Ellie extremely uncomfortable by reading all of the e…

Howdy partners. In a twist that we didn’t really see coming, we are (as a collective) now buckle bunny’s and we are taking you all with us. That’s right. Slap my ass in some chaps and call me M’AM because this week we start the sensational Chestnut springs series with Flawless by Elsie Silver. We learn about Briony’s cowboy related trauma, the perk…

Get yourself a sick tan and some new adidas sneakers and let’s go to the Navarro cheer squad finals because this week your co-hosts are gasping in fantasy. It’s time for Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros. We have got references to big black dragons, Joe from princess diaries, weaponised ejaculate coming from the bottom and Captain Jack Sparrow. We also…

HELLO AND GOOD EVENING TO ALL THE GIRLS, GAYS AND THEYS. We are back from our mid year break and this weeks episode is on another LGBTQ rom com. AKA Astrid Parker Doesn’t Fail by Ashley Herring Blake. We can’t wait for you to join us as we eat pray love our way from cancer and into a platonic sister love puddle. Among other things, this episode wil…

NON-EPISODE EPISODE: Mid Year Catch Up Hello to all the girls, gays and they. We are rested, recuperated and ready to get up in your ear holes once more. That's right your favourite bookish sluts are back from mid year break. In this weeks mini episode we are catching up on what we have been reading and what you can expect from us over the next six…

This week we are wrapping up pride month with the MM romance classic that is Red White and Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston. We have so many references to the English monarchy and American political system that you might mistake us for being civilised adults. But then Ellie gets unusual emotional and once again brings up the the Vanderpump Rules Reuni…

We’re calling to our fellow Winchester girls, gays and theys, its time to delve into The Demons Bargain by Katee Robert. Buckle in, because Georgia’s giving you sex-Ed on how to prep for demon penetration, Briony is explaining how our FMC sucks demon d**k like it’s fettuccini & Ellie is left feeling extremely uncomfortable with this monster romance…

Welcome one & all to the Gia & Briony drool over fictional women show! What better way to kick off Pride month than to read a cute & hilariously funny, gay romcom like Delilah Green Doesn’t Care by Ashley Herring Blake? Your hosts going into great detail about the science of the side boob, the sweat gremlin side effects of beautiful tattoo’d women …

Well it might not be December but this week we are getting surprisingly hole-y as we wrap up the final two books in the Mindfuck series. That’s right - its time for All the Lies and Paint It All Red by S.T.Abby. Brace yourselves because this week we have obscure references to multiple childhood cartoons (aka Sonic the Hedgehog and Kim Possible) whi…

This week are not responsible for anything as we dive into these two stressful books, Sidetracked and Scarlet Angel by S.T.Abby aka books 2 and 3 in the series. Not only do we discuss a feminist batman ruining men physically, emotionally and financially, but we also watch Briony get reflux a she is so unsettled by the comparison in foreskin and chi…

Over the next few weeks your favourite podcast, A Book & A Bev, is getting down & dirty with the popular BookTok series, The Mindf*ck series by S.T Abby. This week we’re covering book one, The Risk. This book is where we start uncovering the truth behind our FMC Lana, seek justice for Denise, get oddly turned on by our girl destroying men & Ellie p…

Strap in for the vampire joy ride of your life as this week we wrap up the Nightborn Duet with The Ashes and the Star Cursed King by Carissa Broadbent. We are in a state of distress and we can’t tell if that’s because of vampire shrek guarding his swamp that may or may not have made its way into a glass full of Raihn’s ball sweat or, among other th…

Well buckle up your lab coats because this week two thirds of the podcast cover the Star Wars fan fiction turned fluffy rom com that is the Love Hypothesis. And Ellie sits alone in the corner with her tits out to assist anyone with a flat tire. Don’t ask questions because we don’t have answers. Join us as we compete in ready steady cook with Edward…

Welcome back to another episode where we go down under and dirty with this fang banger, The Serpent and the Wings of Night by Carissa Broadbent. Your hosts are dodging our FMC’s squirting in chaps, Briony is confused on if we want to fuck our fictional dad, Ellie is making her children compete for her affection in the hunger games and Georgia is ju…

Sorry.. did you say you wanted age gap romance? An older man who’s financially stable? And…. A cum loofa? Well then look no further, this week A Book and A Bev are covering Penelope Douglas’, Birthday Girl. There’s slip, slop, slapping, wet humping, Better Homes & Gardens, wet melons and vagina splinters. We all end up confused by the general Brady…

Welcome everyone, to a podcast you may or may not be offended by. This week your hosts are talking about demon children, different types of tacos and biting headboards while we cover Verity by Colleen Hoover. Were we distressed? Were we confused? Were we questioning the thought process of every single character in this book? The answers are all yes…

Your hosts Georgia, Briony and Ellie are back this week with a Q&A episode answering all your burnings questions. We have gone through the archives and pulled together some of our best (questionable) work for your enjoyment. If you thought our normal episodes were unhinged...Find us on Tik Tok, Instagram and YouTube @abookandabev…

Welcome to our first Dark Romance novella! That’s right, we’re discussing the ins and outs of squirting, knife play, penis piercings while we cover The Dare by Harley Laroux! Your hosts get up close and personal with spread labias, consuming semen and getting flemmy, your hooha being used as a wax melt, being filled like a gas tank, coughing up ‘ch…

Oh baby - this week we are ready to be exclusive with Icebreaker by Hannah Grace. We’ve got Ellie awkwardly reading you hardcore smut, a weirdly timed reference to Georgia’s Yr 12 Drama class and Briony is trying to give you your 13th reason with non-stop references to the PyeongChang 2018 Olympic Winter Games. You’re welcome. Of course it wouldn’t…

We are bleeding love all over the floor Leona Lewis style, raw dogging our brothers in Christ and going into our most emo of emo phases with some Arkemical romance. Join the girls as they discuss book two in Jay Kristoff's Nevernight series, Godsgrave. Music Reference: - HOLY FVCK album by Demi Lovato Fan Art: @Polarts_ @Gonzalom.art @Morgana0anagr…

Suns out, bare bums are out. It’s time for book two in the Bridge Kingdom series by Danielle Jensen aka the Traitor Queen. Sick. Join your cohosts Briony, Ellie and Georgia as the err to the side of anal, take a ride on Jack Black the camel, encounter a bare baboon butt in the wild and discover our FMC’s love for screaming during coitus. Noice. Als…

Your favourite book gals are back taking on the literary classic that is Ice Planet Barbarians by Ruby Dixon. There’s discussion of world leaders, lizard people, double pronged appendages and an instructional “how not to guide” for those needing guidance with the female anatomy. Listen along with the girls as they fall in love with the giant, blue,…

Welcome to one of our most diabolical episodes yet. We are finishing up the series with Kingdom of the Feared by Kerri Maniscalco. Are we happy about it? No. Did we still do the episode? Yes. You are welcome. There are versions of floorboards, high school musical, a questionable amount of tight penetration and a girl in who 20’s having the misplace…

Welcome back!!! We’re so grateful to all of our listeners and to say our thanks, we’re back with a NEW SEASON OF A BOOK AND A BEV!! And what a better way to start off than with the heart breaker herself, Colleen Hoover. That’s right, very fittingly, we’re covering It Starts With Us. We’re treating Ellie like the dirty street rat she is by forcing a…

HAPPY 2023 BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE! We’re kickstarting our year with the FINALE of Kingdom of Ash. No one said this final episode would be pretty, we’re dealing with the sun baby from Telletubbies, maeves burn book & step up 12, the final dance battle. We’re taking a short break after being broken by the Throne of Glass series. We’ll be back at the beginn…

Welcome to our second to last episode of A Book and A Bev for 2022! We’re going out with a bang covering our third part in the KOA marathon. This week we cover a variety of traumatic aspects of KOA, from tiny wyvern whores, shitting in catapults, Lorcan tap dancing morse-code on Elides vag, giant men with wackamole penises and to top of it, a speci…

Well we really wish we could tell you that we pulled it together for this episode but in unsurprising news...we did not. Its part two of Kingdom of Ash by Sarah J Maas. We have references to Queen Elsa aka King Dorian, a shout out to the only female prime minister in Australian history, Aelin living her best life on a flamingo floatie and an honour…

No one is emotionally prepared for this weeks trauma bomb. You’ve been warned. We would like to say that this episode is one of our more serious ones, given the circumstances, but that would be a lie. We bring you trauma, pain, elderly men with dry skin, Rowan’s inability to function at a bare minimum & Elide wiping his ass with Lorcans shirt. We d…

Welcome back to another episode of your most depraved book podcast. This week we are wrapping up Tower of Dawn by Sarah J Maas. From Chaol’s third leg (which doubles as a pogo stick), followed up by the unholy trinity of problematic men, and finishing off with a very unfortunate encounter with a duvet - we hope you will stick around. Don’t forget t…

Strap in for a short, sharp and shiny episode as we cover part 2 of Tower of Dawn by Sarah J Maas. It’s a surprisingly aggressive episode given we discuss a book about emotional and physical healing. Briony nearly gets into a brawl over Nesryn’s singing ability, Ellie is on a rampage to destroy everything related to stale lettuce and Georgia is act…

Tune in for this weeks episode of A Book and A Bev where we take a magic carpet ride to Antica as we cover part 1 of Tower of Dawn by Sarah J Maas. Your co-hosts butcher ever name in sight while also horrifically ruining our association with a childhood toy. We also meet some more fictional men that blow our socks off (shout out to Sartaq) while st…

Your favourite podcast is back this week covering the final part of Empire of Storms by Sarah J Maas. Turning into Kylie Jenner this week, we’re experiencing things. We experience Elides giant baps hiding secret locks, the possibility of a Rowaelin Only Fans, milking cows and waxing dick shafts. Just to top it off, we experience the trauma of this …

Welcome back to another episode of your favourite podcast as we dive into one of our favourite books. It’s part two of Empire of Storms. We join the rare and fascinating Aelin and her a scooby gang of exceptionally attractive companions as they go full Pirates of the Caribbean in Skulls Bay. There’s Taylor Swift, a huge shout out to Elides huge Bap…

This episode goes out to the girls, gays and they’s. Your cohosts add EVEN MORE fictional characters to their thirst list as we cover Empire of Storms by Sarah J Maas. From Dorian wearing some havianas to Ilken scene girls, this episode is bound to take an unexpected trip to Skulls Bay with the Aelin and the gang. Honestly expect the unexpected but…

We are back to live laugh love our way through for part 2 of Queen of Shadows by Sarah J Maas. Strap on your bonnets and brace yourselves, your hosts are slightly more sober than normal and yet we are still fully committing to graphic and public displays of extra curricular activities with fictional men. What’s new. We discuss Dorians demon d*ck Ri…

Welcome back to the land of Throne of Glass! We’re 5 books in now - how are we feeling? (*loud sobs*). Good, that’s right where we want you - right in time for our MUSICAL EPISODE, Queen of Shadows part 1! That’s right, Our main G is back for vengeance, this time it’s partially without our hot fae male which we’re all extremely distressed about. Th…

Cowboy dildo’s, Gay Cows and Lightening Vagine (Bloopers 2) We’re apologising in advance for missing your usual episode this week. But never fear, we have a bloopers episode for you! These bloopers are full of us being drunk, messy and talking a whole lot of shit. Buckle in for gay cows, the vampire diaries, dad dogs & weird mentions of asparagus….…