Celebrity Booze Cruise is a weekly podcast hosted by Captain Bones (Instagram's Hump Island)and Baby Choby (writer for dlisted.com). Each episode we get into all the celebrity booze and news that you could use, get weird, and wander down the tangential paths of pop-culture. Artwork by Lauren Sina (laurensina.com) You can follow us on twitter @boozepodcast or on Instagram @celebrityboozecruise. Follow Baby Choby @babychoby on Twitter and Captain Bones on Instagram @hump_island_
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Things go a little haywire this week as we sip some hard kombucha and talk about the stale beef jerky between Nick Cannon and Eminem. We touch on Lizzo's booty, check in with Pete Davidson's love life and the Captain gives her review of The Irishman. At least I think that's what happened, we had to record this thing twice. See you in 2020!…
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This week we set our sails to the wind as it is physically impossible for us to drive this ship 55 knots per hour when we're fueled on Santo Mezquila by Sammy Hagar and Adam Levine. This tequila/mescal hybrid had us waxing philosophic about the definition of a douche (Adam yes, Sammy, not so much!). Guy Fieri, Sammy's new booze partner is also in t…
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This week Captain Bones and Baby Choby scrutinize Prince Andrew's account of things, break some Bravo-Con news, try to find a suitable mate for Brad Pitt, and continue to be baffled by the genitalia of Cats.Oleh Celebrity Booze Cruise
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Captain Bones has returned from her sojourn abroad. We celebrate her booty with a very good Portuguese wine and offer a Laurel and Hardy FU to T.I., discuss the Hot Brother/Ugly Brother Paradox, wonder if People Magazine was dropped on its head as a baby for naming John Legend as The Sexiest Man Alive, ponder the perils of geriatric fatherhood, Bab…
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Halloween is ovah! Captain Bones and Baby Choby recap the best and the worst celebrity Halloween costumes as well as dig into some of our own youthful follies. The Captain takes a costume quiz, and in the wake of Trump getting booed at the sportsball game and Harvey Weinstein getting heckled from the stage, we talk about the fine art of public sham…
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Knocking On Heaven's Back Door
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Get comfortable because we're back with a longie! This week Captain Bones and Baby Choby are freewheeling with Bob Dylan as we review his Heaven's Door rye whiskey. We take a look at the '60's icon's legacy, cultural impact, music, and most importantly, his secret black family. We dive into our reader mail bag, and get into the holiday spirit early…
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Things take an frightening autumnal turn when we sample some Captain Morgan's pumpkin spice Jack-O-Blast with a spicy pumpkin beer chaser. The Captain gets real about her criminal history before we jaywalk our way to tales of the dog park, get into the nitty gritty of Jeremy Renner's messy custody situation, speculate about Ronan Farrow's eye color…
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This week we try out a new segment called Laurel and Hardy FU's with special consideration given to Matt Lauer, question Ellen Degeneres' taste in friends (George W. Bush? Him?), and dazzle with a few generously titled One Word Celebrity Impressions!Oleh Celebrity Booze Cruise
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaand, we're back! After a too long hiatus, Captain Bones and Baby Choby return to the studio to catch up on the most important news of the summer like did Lenny Kravitz ever find his sunglasses and the life and death of the Jeremy Renner app. We get into The Lifestyle with Thomas Middleditch, James Franco's recent legal troubles, and dis…
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Just a quick update on the pod. We're taking a short break and will return with new episodes in September. Have a great August and we'll see you soon!Oleh Celebrity Booze Cruise
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We're back with a regular Dinghy. This week The Captain and Baby Choby can't get over the trailer for the Cats movie, get into why Kim Kardashian has the President's ear and is trying to free A$AP Rocky which ONE of us has been saying wrong this whole time, cover Scarlett Johansson's most recent dumb words, dream cast who should be the next to spit…
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Captain Bones and Baby Choby are joined in the studio by our expert fact-checker @HeyMissMonica and get absolutely shit-faced on 901 Sauza tequila while discussing all things Justin Timberlake. From Nipple Gate to Man Of The Woods, we flog JT most mercilessly. Turns out mid-range tequila makes us ornery and meaner than a Memphis mule.…
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If you think a couple of technical difficulties are going to get in our way of excellence, you have another thing coming. The sound quality issues in this episode aren't permanent, but our bad attitudes and even worse takes are. This week Captain Bones and Baby Choby share an important birthday message to Lionel Richie, celebrate Juneteenth with a …
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Our first weekly offering in which Captain Bones and Baby Choby ALLEGEDLY discuss Cuba Gooding Jr.'s history of public messiness, question all of Jessica Biel's life choices, ponder Paula Abdul's phantom plane crash, get bummed out by bad acting on Pose, and clock Drake's pervy sex watch. Allegedly.Oleh Celebrity Booze Cruise
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Pod News! We're back in civilization after getting stranded on a desert island. We're changing our format so look for new episodes weekly starting soon. And our big review show will premiere every month. In the meantime, here's our thoughts on the Bank of 50 Cent, Drake's NBA thirst, All things Keanu, how the Deadwood movie left us in tears and our…
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It's Not About The Hot Pockets!
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It's the CBC big 10! In this very special episode, Captain Bones and Baby Choby discuss all things Vanderpump as we celebrate the coming of spring and dip our noses into the well of Vanderpump wines once again. While draining 2 bottles of Vanderpump Rosé, we discuss Lisa's newest Las Vegas venture, RHOBH and PuppyGate, Nic Cage's 4-day wedding, and…
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D'ussé And The Pussycats: A "Celebration" of Black History
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In this very special episode, Captain Bones and Baby Choby review this raggity-ass Black History Month while sipping on some Cognac on a Sunday. We discuss why Bill Cosby loves prison, the unfathomable case of Jussie Smollet, black face shenanigans, and try to figure out what the "G" in Kenny G stands for. And we end our show with a Black History M…
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Fourth times a charm, right? We finally got a Casamigos episode in the can! Captain Bones and Baby Choby let off some steam about R. Kelly finally/hopefully getting his comeuppance, Drake's bad behavior, Madonna's fake ass, nepotism in the modeling world, and try to understand what makes Lindsay Lohan tick. It's a mess! And possibly, our most coher…
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An Alien And A Ghost Walk Into A Bar
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Episode 7 finds us communicating with the stars on the astral plane. We sample Aurora Crystal Head Vodka by noted believer Dan Aykroyd and explore the question: Are we alone? Captain Bones and BabyChoby also talk about sex, the cosmos, recent allegations against Neil deGrasse Tyson, how Quentin Tarantino's face works, and play a quiz about celebrit…
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In our 6th episode, we finally got our shit together (technically speaking). We sample (ok, we finished the bottle) of Channing Tatum's Idaho potato vodka Born And Bred, tell Magic Mike XXL how we really feel, imagine a male review featuring our favorite baes, and cover the celebrity news of the day, including the break up of Pete and Ariana which …
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We're getting there, folks! Captain Bones and Baby Choby relate the harrowing tale of our disastrous cruise around the Bay of Technical Difficulties , discuss upcoming pod news, and share our current obsessions with musical aplomb. #zendayaismeecheeOleh Celebrity Booze Cruise
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Our first mini, friends! Podcast updates as we take a little summer break and prepare the new studio. We also discuss what we're watching this summer and scare my new white neighbors with flagrant displays of public moisturizing.Oleh Celebrity Booze Cruise
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Another CBC Two-fer. This week we review Dive Into Hamptons Water by Jon Bon Jovi and P. Diddy's Ciroc Summer Colada. We discuss the decline of Johnny Depp, the return of Aubrey Graham, celebs who went from hot to hot mess, BDE vs GPE (Good Pussy Energy)and Captain Bones' recipe improv group.Oleh Celebrity Booze Cruise
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We sample Drake's Virginia Black Whiskey and discuss rap beefs, jizzhands, Pusha-T-Bone steaks, fun with domains, gendered alcohol, Babychoby beat-boxes, clout sweaters and vaginally delivered gremlins!Oleh Celebrity Booze Cruise
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This week we tried two boozes! Vanderpump LVP Sangria and Christie Brinkley's Bellissima Sparking Rosé and go down a read that leads to Capt. Bones' grandmother’s Urine, throwing Vanderpump Cocktails, Jane Fonda's crabs, sitting down with a Vanderpump Maester, BBQ Becky and Barbra Streisand’s downstairs mall.…
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Captain Bones and Baby Choby sample Aviation Gin brought to you by Ryan Reynolds and discuss Childish Gambino's taco meat, the life and crimes of Robert Sylvester Kelly, the country of Africa, cult news, best Knowleses and Canadian adjacent oatmeal. Can't get enough of Celebrity Booze Cruise? Follow us on IG @celebrityboozecruise. Celebrity Booze C…
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On this, our maiden voyage, Captain Bones and Baby Choby sample Miraval Rose from Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and discuss the vagaries of Brad, freeing the Negroes, the only acceptable blackface, spectral masturbation, why dudes are not people and Eric Bana's nose hair. Can't get enough of Celebrity Booze Cruise? Follow us on IG @celebrityboozecru…
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