Podcast Drew And John terbaik (2024)

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Episode 40: PO Box 5392 22:30

1y ago22:30

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The sun is hot, the speed of light is a fixed constant, and VERSUS is funny. There are certain things in this universe that are immutable laws, which cannot be broken. If you're not a fan of this concept, hey, don't get mad at us, pal! Take it up with God! (The right one, you know which.) On this week's immutable force of nature: the team performs …

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Episode 39: Mount Do-not-go 19:56

1y ago19:56

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Sailing through the ether like some ether on a rag to your nose—it's another episode of VERSUS and it's here to knock you unconscious! Taste sounds. See smells. Go ahead, feel a color or two. The contents of this here rag don't judge you or follow the rules of this universe, baby. On this week's trip to the dentist: round 1 explodes into a ball of …

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Episode 38: That Whole Thing Holding Up All That Sh*t 22:40

1+ y ago22:40

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Switch that signal and gently caress that third rail, because VERSUS is back on the tracks and chugging into Grand Central Stupid. We can carry as many passengers as you can throw at us AND we've got a bar car. Every car is a bar car. There are no seats. Chaos reigns. On this week's crazy train: the fellas go on a road trip of iMaGiNAtiON, explore …

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Episode 37: The Liver Is Gum-Sweet 22:27

1+ y ago22:27

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Well gaba my entire gool because here comes another episode of VERSUS crashing through the gates of the estate and charging for the guest house. It's running. It's jumping. It's dodging security. It's making a damn fool of itself if you ask me, but I was never one to judge too harshly. Fly my little baby podcast. Fly into the arms of the forever...…

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Episode 36: A Virgit Galactan Spaceflight 20:32

1+ y ago20:32

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Due to recent allegations against the podcast, we find it necessary to take a moment here and use this space to make it clear that the podcast VERSUS and everyone associated therewith DO NOT CONDONE arson of any kind. Even though burning stuff with fire seems like it would be really cool and fun, it is not a forbidden delight that any of us partake…

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Episode 35: The History of Colonialism and Things Like That 27:34

1+ y ago27:34

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Hot diggity dog it's another scorcher of an episode of VERSUS coming down the meat pipe to satisfy your most carnivorous of fantasies—comedically speaking that is! For this week's overprocessed junk chunks in a bun: the fellas confront a riddle more dastardly than any sphinx dare devise, are supplied with the beginning and the end, and work their w…

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Episode 34: Mount Kirilenko 27:44

1+ y ago27:44

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"Hands up! Put your hands on the wall! Spread your legs! You got any VERSUS on you?! Huh?! Do ya scumbag? You look like the kinda trash that'd be filthy with VERSUS. Yeeeeeeah you're grinning from ear to ear and I can practically smell it on you. Get in the Cybertruck™ VERScum, you're going to Cyberprison™!!!" This is our future if we don't spread …

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Episode 33: Shleet Is Not a Word 19:53

1+ y ago19:53

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Did you know that nearly 40,000 Americans died in car crashes in 2020 alone? That's nuts. If you're texting and driving then cut that sh*t out. If you're reading this while you're driving then we're personally upset with you. Please be good out there, we care about your safety! Here is a description of this week's episode for you to read while you …

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Episode 32: The Elephant in the Room (feat. Rory Scholl) 41:00

1+ y ago41:00

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Whoever said three is company and four is a crowd must have been a friendless jerk, because the VERSUS gang has yet again been graced by a fourth angelic presence and it wasn't crowded at all! We were quite comfortable! This week, the fellas are joined by the inimitable Rory Scholl as they tumble through a tumbler of brain-challenging and mind-alte…

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Episode 31: Pancakes 32:30

1+ y ago32:30

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ADVENTURE! ROMANCE! POISONOUS PLANTS AND ANIMALS! The world is full of exciting stuff, and you better believe VERSUS counts itself among the ranks of excitingest. Most exciting. Phenomenal. Faaaaaaaaantastic! On this week's jolt of joy de vivre: the contestants grovel at the feet of the Game Master, are kind in the manner of Blockbuster, and behave…

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Episode 30: A Simple, Noninvasive Three-Week Brain Procedure 22:48

1+ y ago22:48

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Once again, the gang from VERSUS rises like the morning sun to cast light upon the dark, cold corners of the planet Earth—bringing warmth, contentment, and the very definition of beauty to the masses simply because they can. How do they achieve such celestial splendor by way of a stupid podcast where three dudes yell at each other? Well, partner, t…

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Episode 29: I Was Happy in the Dark 27:43

1+ y ago27:43

27:43

Listen y'all: It's late, I've gotta go to bed, and I'm just plain out of juice. Can we pretend like I wrote something funny for the descriptive copy this week? Can we just envision a world in which I didn't entirely phone it in, and sat down to write something clever and worth your time? That would be super helpful for me. I promise to do better ne…

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Episode 28: Diva Spheres 25:37

1+ y ago25:37

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Awwwww lordy, it's happened again! Like snow tumbling down a mountain, VERSUS is picking up steam, gaining traction, and growing to a size so massive that it will easily destroy the small village at the end of its path. Nobody is safe, because this juggernaut of improvised comedy is about to crash through buildings with no regard for whether said b…

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Episode 27: You Know, Like From Astrology 31:00

1+ y ago31:00

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After a big old four-week stretch of the gams, the VERSUS gang is back from summer hiatus to bring you more unscripted comedy that the FDA has proudly labeled the first non-food/non-drug item deemed unfit for human consumption! This week, the sailors find their sea legs once again by disagreeing with one another, getting groovy with astrology, and …

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Episode 26: The CEO of Santa Claus Dot Com 21:46

2y ago21:46

21:46

You put the lime in the coconut? The whole thing? The ENTIRE lime? IN the coconut? I'm just not following man. Look, this all sounds incredibly groovy and I'm with you one-hundred percent, I just need to understand...IN the coconut? Speaking of confusing instructions, this week Game Master Drew made the fellas: apologize for their tardiness, speak …

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Episode 25: The Seventy-Sixth-Rated Art Teacher 23:47

2y ago23:47

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This week, we're gonna try something new. We're pivoting to salads. Starting off with a trio of classic Caesar, a nice watermelon/mint/feta salad for the summer, and one with like roasted squash and arugula or whatever, probably like some pepitas that sounds good. I dunno man, podcasting is hard, we're feeling like salads might be more interesting …

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Episode 24: It Starts with Salt and It Ends with Salt 23:28

2y ago23:28

23:28

Hilarious episode description TK Show notes and creditsOleh VERSUS with Malachi, John, and Drew

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Episode 23: And I'm Your Wife (feat. Eric Schmidt) 29:06

2y ago29:06

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As the boys from VERSUS ramp up for an epic summer vacation, their whole world falls apart when the local skating rink suffers a devastating rat infestation. The bills are piling up and the skating rink is on the brink...of bankruptcy! Will our heroes be able to save their precious summer hangout by launching a bikini-car-wash fundraiser? Not with …

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Episode 22: Double Didn't 21:11

2y ago21:11

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It's the year 2022. A human being sits hunched over a mechanical computer keyboard, feverishly typing. He's trying to keep his right knee extended. He asked too much of it when he rode his bike from Manhattan to Queens to record his podcast last weekend—it's healing fine, but slowly. He sighs deeply. He's not a young man anymore. He feels young of …

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Episode 21: Tik Tik Tik Tik Tik Tik Tik Tik Tik Tok 15:33

2y ago15:33

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Heaven is a house on a lake on a warm day where your only care in the world is looking after the ones you love. Unfortunately, in the real world, lakefront property is extremely expensive and our loved ones all left us because we kept putting "air quotes" around "everything." Thank the Deity for squatters' rights though, amiright? Just a few more m…

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Episode 20: Blood. Lots of Blood, Guys. (feat. Skulk, the Hulking) 25:52

2y ago25:52

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You ever wait until the very last second to edit your podcast? Are you ever uploading files and feverishly writing descriptive copy mere hours before a new episode of your podcast is due to release? No? Is this not relatable? My bad! This week's exercise in procrastination is exceedingly special as the inimitable Skulk, the Hulking joins the VERSUS…

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Episode 19: Blowcaíne 12:35

2y ago12:35

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Everybody knows the well-known phrase "VERSUS is like a box of chocolates—you never know what you're gonna get." The first time we heard this was, of course, in the movie Forrest Gump, which begs the question: how did a nearly 30-year-old movie predict not just a podcast that wouldn't release its first episode until 2022, but predict all of podcast…

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Episode 18: The Stupendous Flagrante Tittlesberg 15:50

2y ago15:50

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Shocking! Horrifying! Out-of-this-world! Adjectives! These are all words that have been used to describe VERSUS. Also "kinda gross sometimes" and "couldn't you guys just swear a little less?" Which...are fair. Fair criticisms. On this week's group-therapy session: the gang randomly explores different rungs of the gentry classes, meets a few Mister …

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Episode 17: What's Up Everybody?! 22:44

2y ago22:44

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Mares eat oats, and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy. A kid'll eat ivy too—wouldn't you? Well, you definitely shouldn't, because that'd almost certainly poison you! What would you do without us? You'd get poisoned! We've got all the answers today. Coming out of the stomach pump this week: the gang gets sartorial (m'lady), receives a mysterio…

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Episode 16: The Lost Episodes 27:54

2y ago27:54

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A shaft of light breaks through the ceiling and cuts the darkness below. A sturdy cord unravels through the hole and slaps against the floor of the chamber. A handsome archeologist repels down the rope; dust kicks up from the ground as his boots make contact. He kneels down and grasps a nearby relic, brings it into the shaft of light. He wipes mont…

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Episode 15: I Was His First Name, and a Car Was His Last Name 17:03

2y ago17:03

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Pick a card, any card. No, not that one. No, you're not doing...here try it now. Now pick a card. NO! You're doing it wrong. Pick a card! Is it the 2 of clubs? MAGIC BABY! See? It's tough to pull off magic through a podcast. But how, oh how, do the fellas at VERSUS continue to do it week after week after week?! Watch and learn, slick. On this week'…

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Episode 14: It's So Easy To Tell a Lie 19:36

2y ago19:36

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Dearest Listener, It has been ninety-and-one days since we embarked West on our podcasting journey. Mama has grown quiet of late and all Papa does anymore is stare one thousand yards ahead of himself and drive the caravan forward, his knuckles white for gripping the reins. Grandpa has dysentery. It is gross. We used to be a family, but I fear this …

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Episode 13: Pretty Please with Hot Dogs and Hamburger Buns on Top 20:19

2y ago20:19

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Do you know why they call New York the Greatest City in the World? It certainly isn't because of its highly segregated public education system! It's for two reasons: 1) You can just throw your garbage anywhere you want! and 2) It's where the popular podcast VERSUS is recorded! Don't let anyone else tell you otherwise. If you fall for that sort of t…

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Episode 12: Malachi, Your Wish Came True! 20:27

2y ago20:27

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Rise and grind, fellow Influencers, it's time to start the day! Blast a kale smoothie, hit some cardio, and pump that new episode of VERSUS straight into your veins along with the blood of a fresh young child. NO DAYS OFF! YOU MAKE TIKTOKS UNTIL YOU DIE! On this week's episode, the fellas attempt to spell words, translate the arcane mysteries of th…

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Episode 11: What's Bang Bang? 22:37

2y ago22:37

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There comes a time in every person's life where they must ask a question: why? Then they might ask it again: why? The "whys" progress relentlessly until the person who is being questioned is reduced to a simple "I don't know" or perhaps a "That must just be how the gods want it to be." Yes, there comes a time in every person's life when they do thi…

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Episode 10: Gun Gun Gun Gun, Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun Gun 22:41

2y ago22:41

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Not gonna lie, sometimes it's tough to come up with some zany horse hockey to write up for the episode description every week. But this is our tenth episode, which feels like an important milestone, so maybe we'll do something special to celebrate! Uuuuuuuuuuuh hmm wait okay here I go here's a good one uuuuuuuuuh wait just had it hold on uuuuuuuuuu…

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Episode 9: All Your Points Are Belong To Us 18:30

2y ago18:30

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Get those cottontails coiffed and burrow down into your favorite burrows, because here comes another one hopping down the bunny trail for your long, floppy ears. Another episode of VERSUS for all you frisky critters! On this week's episode, Malachi tries his very best to get John canceled, the boys touch each other's sweaty backs, and the gang plum…

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Episode 8: #NoNewSlavery 15:06

2y ago15:06

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Herding cats. That's what we're doing here, folks. Every week, Game Master Drew is locked in an impossible challenge—to keep John and Malachi on topic long enough so that they can do a fake game show. Sometimes we fail. This is their story... On this week's episode, the fellas discuss a range of topics including the little-known and underdiscussed …

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Episode 7: Four-Cent Residual Check 16:47

2y ago16:47

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Holy smokes, it's another episode of VERSUS. How do we keep doing this? WHY do we keep doing this? I can assure you that it has nothing to do with a midlife crisis. We're all doing great, and our careers are flourishing! Freshly cultivated from this week's sound garden: the fellas get inquisitive, spin the most captivating of yarns, and OH MY GOD H…

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Episode 6: God Bless You, Shanty McGiddensnerdlegah 14:00

2y ago14:00

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Listen. We don't answer to you alright? You're not our mommies, nor are you our legal guardians—and even if you were what then huh? If anybody deserves to be grounded it's John! Ground him!! For this week's ear-bliss we've got some good ol' fashioned triv-triv, a movie you probably will want to not see or at least wait until it's streaming so you c…

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Episode 5: Shiv-Shev, Flim-Flam, Dim-Dam 15:41

2y ago15:41

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Slice me off a big piece of that silly pie because VERSUS is back and it's just as dumb as the last time, if not dumber! How do we cram so much dumb into such short, perfectly portioned episodes? Frankly, we have no idea! It's just as alarming to us!! :( This time around, we're sending one up for the kids, delving into the dark world of celebrity d…

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Episode 4: Both Named Karen 16:10

2y ago16:10

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Comfort. Luxury. Yacht. Crystal-blue water. Silver cutlery. Morsels. Engorgement. These are some words that I typed out just now. You too can play along with the fellas from VERSUS in your own home, free-associating and bebopping your way across this particular expanse of space-time. The solar system is literally a spaceship bro. Look it up online.…

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Episode 3: 1-888-HELP-ME 14:45

2y ago14:45

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The VERSUS gang is back with another saga for your earholes. This episode is bookended with murder so we may pivot to true crime after this. True crime seems like a much more popular genre than improv comedy. Why would we do improv? Why would anybody? It was created as a tool for theater but was co-opted by some of the most annoying people on the p…

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Episode 2: The Barn Behind My Grandmother's House 22:50

2y ago22:50

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This week on VERSUS, the gang confronts a lot of harsh truths about the realities of being a celebrity (we are, after all, experts on this topic). Malachi makes things harder for John than they need to be, the boys find gainful employment at a unique manufacturing facility, and are tortured by the BELLS BELLS BELLS! All of this, and more (but hones…

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Episode 1: Pictures of a Woman You Have Drawn from Memory 16:22

2+ y ago16:22

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In the inaugural episode of VERSUS, our heroes embark on a quest to explore the deeper realms of comedy but encounter the very real danger that they'll contract lung infections from the black mold lurking in the walls of the dank Queens basement in which they record. Will the gang get sued by M. Night Shyamalan? Will John and Malachi use the exact …

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