00:00 Welcome! 00:20 Netflix Censors Reality 04:25 Okinawa Air Force 06:14 Beef, It’s What’s Grown in a Lab 15:40 RFK Jr.’s Brain Worm 20:30 Kristi Noem 25:04 Helping the Homeless 29:16 The Taylor Swift Law —Kim Kardashian was booed at the Roast of Tom Brady. Was it because she did a horrible job, or simply because she’s a horrible person? Doesn’t …

This week, comedian Dobie Maxwell joins the idiots for fun and merriment. 00:00 Welcome! 00:32 A Really Smart Comment 04:07 Outrage over the movie The Fall Guy 12:50 Legal Failures 22:32 Influencers 28:49 Rob Marciano, Fired 32:15 New York Times Investigation The breakdown: —People are amusing. You can say something plainly, in their native languag…

00:00 Welcome! 00:26 George Santos 08:39 Maxwell Azzarello 10:32 Isra Hirsi 22:33 Red State, Blue State 26:12 Elon Musk 33:15 Endangered Species The breakdown: —The man with no shame does it again… George Santos recorded a Cameo for NAMBLA. Well, not NAMBLA proper, they didn’t hire him. Someone hired him as a joke, giving him a script for NAMBLA to…

This week, Lisa David Olsen joins the idiots to mock all that’s in the news. 00:00 Welcome! 00:56 Iran vs. Israel 03:33 Trump Owns Republican Party 13:17 Trump media 18:37 Maxwell Azzarello 25:50 Jesus vs. LGBTQ 29:29 Breakdancing in the Olympics The breakdown: —Last week, nathan said it looked like Iran’s “show of force” against Israel was all ima…

This week, Anthony Eugenio joins the idiots to mock all that’s in the news. 00:00 Welcome! 01:06 Iran Gets Frisky 11:33 Christians vs. The Eclipse 17:13 Justice by Crime and Country 25:15 Catholics Double Down 30:17 Obesity in America The breakdown: —Hamas attacks Israel. Israel whomps the unholy hell out of the Gaza Strip. Iran thinks that’s no bu…

This week, the Idiots discuss 00:00 Welcome! 00:44 Eclipse 07:45 Trans Visibility Day 24:10 Oregon Drug Use 31:41 Amazon Grocery Store 35:33 Viewer Comment The breakdown: —Who knew we were still living in the dark ages, where an eclipse would send the dumbest of the dumb into a tizzy? Sure, they’re tracked, which means we know exactly when and wher…

This week, the Idiots discuss 00:00 Welcome! 00:36 ISIS Attacks Russia 07:44 Francis Scott Key Bridge 16:16 Trump Bibles for Sale 27:41 Columbia Breaks up with Israel 29:02 Twitter Loses Lawsuit 32:53 Candice Owens Gets Fired The breakdown: —Vladimir Putin wanted the ISIS attack on the Crocus City Hall attack in Moscow to be Ukraine so badly. He st…

This week, the Idiots discuss 00:00 The Supreme Court, Immigration 06:28 The Supreme Court, Cowboys for Trump 09:55 Princess Kate follow up 11:44 Trump Takes Over the RNC 18:14 Insurance in the USA 27:16 Julia Reel vs. The Hubbard Inn 35:18 Student Debt Forgiveness & Ozempic Babies The breakdown: —The Supreme Court let a lower court’s ruling stand,…

This week, the Idiots discuss: 00:00 Princess Catherine 08:41 James and Jennifer Crumbly are guilty 21:57 Fani Willis 28:23 COVID vaccinations and political parties 34:57 Aaron Bushnell The breakdown: —Princess Catherine, is she alive, is she dead? Who knows? The Shadow? Who knew a simple photoshop could turn into a massive, silly and stupid scanda…

This week, the Idiots discuss 00:00 President Biden’s State of the Union address, as well as the insane response by Kate Britt. 08:53 A German fella decided to get the COVID vaccine 217 times. He needs a new hobby. 13:30 Liberal cities are finally tackling crime… in an election year. Shocking! 18:26 Immigration… Republicans tanked a bill they wrote…

Voters in Michigan wanted to send a message, and send a message they did. Over 100,000 people shouted loud and proud, “We don’t know anything about history, we’re not smart, but we are passionate about the nonsense we believe!” Or, to put it another way, 100,000 Democrats acted like Democrats. Good job, dummies. Your protest vote was done in an ech…

Comedian Johnny Mocny joins the Idiots do discuss everything in the news, starting with the fun of cancel culture. Several comedians—Jim Florentine, Luis Gomez, Dave Smith, and Kurt Metzger—were fired by a Seattle comedy club, because “local advocacy groups” took issue with the concept of free speech. Well, that’s not what they said, but that’s the…

Jon Stewart is back! On Monday, February 12, The Daily Show had its oldest, longest tenured, and best host back. And he was great. He took on hypocrisy and stupidity on all sides… …so naturally, crybaby Democrats were upset, because no one should point out Biden’s failings. Also: When you’re famous, you can fail all you want, and people will still …

Oh, Joe… What are you so afraid of? The Super Bowl is the most watched TV show of the year, every year, and yet you refuse to be interviewed before it. The size and scope of the audience… all you have to do is be coherent, nail a few talking points, and you could win a few votes. But nope. Hitting talking points is apparently something you can’t do…

In the movie L.A. Story, weatherman Steve Martin (or, realistically, Steve Martin’s weatherman character) pre-records his broadcast… …and gets it wrong. Well, that’s what we’re doing right now. The Idiots are recording one week in advance, because nathan (as this airs) is in Costa Rica. Supposedly, the resort is surrounded by monkeys. Hopefully thi…

Shocking news: Republicans and Democrats are close to agreement on a comprehensive bill that would overhaul immigration and add safety and security at the Southern border. Not shocking news: Republicans might tank the vote, because then they can campaign by yelling, “Immigrants are coming!” and scare dumb people. Also: the Navy lowered its recruitm…

This week, the idiots begin by discussing what’s bound to be the biggest comeback of all time: print media. Basically, Sports Illustrated is dying, and while many are blaming the fact they went “woke” with their hiring of unorthodox women for the swimsuit issue, Jake has other ideas. They also discuss the hard-hitting, effects-everyone’s-life issue…

This week, the idiots kick things off with a discussion about the weather. As they record, it’s -20 in Iowa (with the wind chill), and +40 in NYC. Jake hates the cold, but nathan likes the way it keeps snakes and spiders from reaching Australia size, and the homeless population from becoming like Los Angeles. Following that, they get into the news.…

This week, the idiots discuss the whopping 70% drop in value Twitter has suffered since Elon Musk bought the app. Is now the time to buy? Jake thinks so, but we’re not finance experts, so don’t listen to us. (Then again, Jim Cramer is an idiot, and people listen to him, so how much worse can we be?) Also: Ashli Babbitt’s family has filed a $30 mill…

Happy New Year, everyone. While the world is on vacation, the Idiots is still working. Because that’s what we do. This week, we talk about clickbait headlines, and how news sources (CNN, to be specific to this story) change the headline from the thumbnail, to the article. We’re talking California coastline, waves, and a lack of surfers therein. We …

Ah, youth. You’re young, stupid, and you know everything. And you’re not supporting Joe Biden in 2024, because he didn’t cancel your student debt, end climate change, or magically snap his fingers and solve all the world’s problems. I guess Congress doesn’t exist in their world. Also: a serial killer promised victims buried treasure, but ended up m…

When there’s a 27-year age gap between lovers, you have to expect people are going to be confused, right? Only if you’re self-aware, I guess. Are Chris Stanley and Bret LaBelle self-aware? Unknown. Next, Megyn Kelly, the Megan with the worst possible spelling of the name, has picked a fight with Taylor Swift. Why? Because she needs attention, and t…

This week, the Idiots open with one of their own. nathan found himself in the crosshairs of stupid people on TikTok. The easily manipulated Snowflake Army came out in force after two influencers with more attitude than intelligence believed a joke was reality, and complained about it to their followers. Next up: KISS is no longer touring. Kind of. …

This week, the Idiots open with the worst “news” article ever written. Mya Abraham, writing for Vibe, managed to write an article that contained absolutely zero information. A great clickbait headline was followed with nothing pertaining to said headline. It’s amusing, in a way, that such bad “journalism” was published. Next up, in a move that woul…

This week, the Idiots begin by discussing… another comedian. Matt Rife found controversy this past week, as people took umbrage with the opening joke of his recent Netflix special. Why? Oddly enough, the outrage was over the fact that the joke in question involved domestic violence. Why wasn’t anyone upset that it was basically a stock joke, someth…

Last week, we talked about George Piano who had more surgery mishaps during one procedure than anyone should have in a lifetime. Well, Kimberly McCormick said, “Hold my beer.” She took her coupon-clipping ways to Mexico for some elective surgery, and though she’s up there in years (no age is given, but she looks to be between 70 and 80), the “hospi…

Finally, an issue bigger than the Israel/Hamas war: Taylor Swift. Gannett, the largest newspaper company in the United States, has assigned a reporter to cover Taylor Swift full time. 24/7, this reporter will be making sure you get all the Taylor Swift news you need. (And some you probably don’t need.) The reporter in question covering the Swifts i…

This week, the Idiots jump right in by tackling the big issue of the day: Halloween Costumes. Schitt’s Creek actress Emily Hampshire issued an apology for dressing up with a friend as Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. Why did she apologize? No one knows, but she did, and the world is a worse place for her capitulation to the angry mob of losers who took…

This week, the Idiots celebrate their Nostradamus-like ways. Last week, when talking about Sidney Powell—which, for the record, is much less fun than discussing Sydney Sweeney—the question was asked: now that she’s pled guilty and agreed to testify against Donald Trump, how quickly before he claims to have never met her? Well, before the day was th…

This week, the Idiots discuss what's happening at our border: crossings are down, which is why you're hearing "HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP" from the dumbest of dumb Republican politicians, instead of "BORDER CRISIS!"Ever wonder why they do that?Because really dumb people buy into the non-stop barrage of anger from them. It's easier to shout than it is to…

So much to laugh about this week, but where to begin? Well, how about with Harvard… In the previous episode, Jake & nathan said that students who put their name on letters, should own up to it. Since then, things have gotten worse for Harvard. Turns out, Harvard has some fairly rich donors, and they’re not happy Harvard hasn’t stood up for Israel. …

Well, Israel and Hamas are still going at it, and celebrities are still Tweeting their opinions. Justin Bieber is dumb, so why do we care what he thinks about the conflict? Mia Khalifa hasn’t ever shown herself to be a deep thinker… Do we follow her for her political insights, or because she has other… “talents?” Also, the only thing celebrities fi…

Oh boy… how does a comedy podcast find humor in war? Well, we turn to the media, because those knuckleheads always find a way to make everything stupid. Even tragedy. After discussing Hamas, Israel, and the war occurring in the Middle East, the Idiots discuss Kevin McCarthy being ousted from his position as House Leader, the Michigan Supreme Court …

This week, the Idiots start things off by discussing the flooding of New York City. Jake lives there, so he got to see things up close and personal. (Meaning, “Yes, his apartment flooded.”) Jake has thoughts regarding NYC landlords, and they are funny. Next up: Bipartisan politics! Who knew that could be a thing? Well, it is. Republicans and Democr…

This week, the Idiots are stunned to discover that in an effort to protect kids from online predators, legislation was drawn up that turned the victims (the kids) into criminals. Good intentions combined with lazy legislation is to blame, which the Idiots mock Next up: a shining example of horrible parenting. Two teenagers, Jesus Ayala and Jzamir K…

Hunter Biden has been indicted on gun charges, but surprisingly, that didn’t make big news. Why? Jake breaks down why, after screaming for years that Hunter Biden is the worst person on the planet, Republicans aren’t cheering and singing the praises of the Justice Department. From that, they switch gears into horrible human being and massive hypocr…

Maui is still in the news, because they are starved for tourist dollars. Why? Because right after the Lahaina fire, they said, “Stay away!” Well, people did, and now businesses are hurting, and people are losing their jobs. Good job, people who knee-jerk in reaction to something instead of thinking things through. Also: Oprah and The Rock promoted …

Trump is on trial, and it looks like some of his former sycophants are turning on him. Will that make a difference in the case? Who knows, but the Idiots discuss (and mock) it. Next up: What happened to the homeless population of Lahaina after the Maui fire? An in-depth examination takes place, followed by mockery of Oprah Winfrey and Dwayne The Ro…

Conventional wisdom says there are two certainties in life, death, and taxes. Well, to the former, there is at least one more certainty: if you’re a reporter and you mess with Vladimir Putin, you’re gonna fall out a window. If you’re a mercenary, you’re gonna have your private jet shot out of the sky. Oh, Yevgeny Prigozhin, you silly man… what were…

This week, the Idiots open with what should have been the biggest news story last week: Kid Rock photographed drinking a Bud Light. Where were the Democrats pointing out (and mocking) the hypocrisy? Oh, the missed opportunities… Next up: Oprah loves attention. Shocking, I know. She was on Maui, handing out aid to people in need… and of course she n…

This week, the Idiots begin by talking about streaming services, and the movie Boiling Point. Boiling Point is a single-shot film that takes place over the course of an evening in a restaurant, and it’s better than anything Hollywood puts out. Did it win any Oscars? Nope. Was it nominated? Nope. Because originality is punished by Hollywood. Moving …

This week, the Idiots talk about Jake’s honeymoon. He and his better half went down to Cancun, Mexico, where they were met with a barrage of timeshare selling mercenaries. nathan tells a few timeshare stories of his own, and the question is asked: who falls for this sort of thing? After that, Hunter Biden is still in the news, if you can believe th…

This is going to be difficult to believe, but Jake, a fella who two weeks ago got so drunk that he passed out in the NYC subway system and woke up in a hospital, forgot to tell me he was going on vacation this week, and he didn't set up a time to pre-record. So, in place of a new episode of Idiots on Parade, please enjoy this spoken word piece invo…

Where were the Idiots last week? That's addressed right off the bat in this Frankenstein's Monster of an episode that took THREE takes, thanks to Jake's less-than-stellar internet. Not only do we discuss Jake's hospitalization for alcoholism—no, he's not cured—we opine about the unfortunate people who work for the My Pillow Guy, Michael J. Lindell.…

Jake disappeared. Seriously, I don't know where he is, and I hope he's OK. When he missed our original record time, I figured it was just Jake being Jake: hungover, irresponsible, dumb... But that was 11 hours ago, and now I'm wondering if he's alright. So, instead of a new episode, this week I'm bringing you a tale I wrote years ago about an exper…

This week, the Idiots open with a quick look at all the horrible rulings the Supreme Court has handed down recently. What can be done about them? Nothing. Maybe a quick trip in a time machine back to 2016, when people “just didn’t like” Hillary Clinton, so they didn’t vote for her, and thus Trump packed the court with a-holes. Good job, purist vote…

This week, the idiots focus on last week's biggest story, the Titan underwater submersible that went missing (imploded) with 5 souls aboard. What was your favorite part of that story? It's hard to decide, isn't it? Was it the CEO not caring about safety precautions? Was it the billionaire stepson using the tragedy to hit on women on OnlyFans? Was i…

This week, the Idiots discuss the hilarious fact that Spotify got taken by two of the useless dummies on the planet, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. For reasons no one understands, Spotify paid those two idiots $20 million to create... I don't know, content? A podcast? Spotify paid them $20 million to bomb on their platform, and now the royal (or o…

The idiots recorded this one a few days early, because Jake was taking off for vacation, but... We did wake up Friday morning to discover Trump had been indicted. Again. Liberals cheered, conservatives shook their fists. Not much information was readily available, so we made what fun we could. Also: Rudy Giuliani is taking a poor approach to the la…

This week, the Idiots celebrate the release of 10,000 photos from Hunter Biden's laptop to the public. Drugs, women, more drugs, more women... they're amazing. What kind of idiot documents this kind of lifestyle? I mean, Hunter Biden does, and God bless him for it. Also: Really dumb people think that drag queens and the Catholic Church are similar,…