On this week's episode, Scotty is back from vacation, and JP ruins Scotty's house! Just kidding! Roller Coasters are fun, and Disney has awesome air conditioning. Andy Dalton is kind of a big deal, and Walkie-Talkies are blowing up in Lebanon. Have you ever wrecked someone else's car, and how old is too old to go to Disney by yourself? What is the …

On this week's episode, Scotty is on vacation, and JP is doing inappropriate things in his house. Are roundabouts overrated, and are flavored condoms underrated? Have you ever accidentally thought an overweight woman was pregnant, and how much time is too much time watching Tiktok? What's a battery-operated item that would be hilarious if it were g…

On this week's episode, Scotty and his wife celebrate 10 years of marriage, and the US does not celebrate the 23rd anniversary of 9/11. The Kansas City Cheats kick off the 2024 NFL season, and Tyreek Hill gets handcuffed before and during the game. Have you ever answered the phone while doing something to yourself, and what job would you never do f…

On this week's episode, Jeremy Joseph sparks an argument between Scotty and JP on minimum wage, and everyone agrees Derek winning another comedy contest is not worse than Scotty winning another Fantasy Football Championship. In Delaware, someone decided to drive over native grass with a Ford Bronco, and there is a serial pooper on the loose in Wich…

On this week's episode, JP wins his first comedy contest after being off stage for 5 years, and Scotty has his fantasy football draft. Bobby Kennedy Jr. has dropped out of the presidential race, and Travis Kielce will make a cameo appearance in Happy Gilmore 2. Have you ever lied to someone just because, and how much would you spend on a first date…

On this week's episode, Scotty's mic sounds blown, but it gets better near the end, and Mike Baldwin has not clipped his toenails in over 30 days again. Warren Duran has the top-selling jersey on MLB shop after saying a bad word that JP says often, and Hawk Tua girl throws out the first pitch at a Mets game to raise money for veteran dogs. Have you…

On this week's episode, Derek may or may not have had surgery and JP takes money from children. The Canadian pole vaulter twerks after getting the bronze medal, and Australians really don't know how to breakdance. Have you ever celebrated your birthday by yourself, and what is the least amount of clothing you can wear to thestate fair and still be …

On this week's episode, JP goes to a car show, and Steve is drinking French wine on the show. The NFL Preseason has officially kicked off, and the Olympics continue to be hilariously entertaining. Have you ever seen a bad car accident, and how many floors would it take for you to use an elevator? What is the one place on Earth you would not want to…

On this week's episode, Steve Peters misses out on Wisconsin, and Scotty finally gets to go shooting. The 2024 Paris Olympics Opening Ceremony was a little weird, and Steve gets to rant about the current state of the presidency race. Have you ever saved someone's life, and how ugly is too ugly to set up one of your friends for a blind date? What ar…

On this week's episode, Scooter got his AR15, and Jeremy Joseph is back with a yodeling pickle. Hulk Hogan makes an appearance at the RNC, and more info on the unaliving attempt look even sketchier. Were you ever horrified at a strip club, and at what point does collecting become hoarding? What's one superpower you would not want, what is the funni…

On this week's episode, Scotty's wife did not think they had rope in the 1700's, and all of the guys play some poker. Sketch admits to some stuff, and someone tried to assassinate Donald Trump. Have you ever witnessed a serious crime, and when do you finally become a regular? What is something you don't understand about the opposite sex, and what i…

On this week's episode Steve Peters is back in action, and firearms in Kansas are a lot easier to obtain than you think. Japan thinks they invented the largest firework 🧨 even though everyone else know the US did that in 1945, and sharks are attacking people on the 4th of July as if they are having their own hot dog eating contest. Have you ever gi…

Enjoy the new intro music this week and JP and Scotty don't feel so great. LeBron James gets to go play with daddy in LA, and Biden doesn't know what he's saying in the 1st PRESIDENTIAL debate as the SITTING PRESIDENT! But, no big deal. Have you ever shot a Roman Candle incorrectly, and how much is too much to spend on fireworks? What do the differ…

On this week's episode, JP bowls another 300, Mike bowled a 305, and Scotty hates communism. Hawk Tuah girl is going viral as she should, and after the last OceanGate tragedy, let's try it again. Do you drink milk directly from the carton and put it back, and how many items of a particular category does it take to be a collection? What are some wei…

On this week's episode, Derek is back from baseball, and Scotty and JP went Live on TikTok for about 2 minutes before getting kicked off. A mariachi band played Creed at a Texas Ranger game, and the Boston Celtics win their 18th NBA Finals Championship. Have you ever not used the toilet on a golf course, and what argument with your spouse will you …

On this week's episode, Fred is back from a wedding and a honeymoon, and Scotty will no longer go to a Minor League baseball game. So, the US is good at cricket now, and you should not be tired after a hobby horse performance. Could Scotty, JP, and Fred rob Derek's bank and get away with it, and how early is too early to be in public? What are some…

On this week's episode, Scotty has a bad day at work, and Men's Health month has kicked off. Angel Hernandez has finally retired from baseball, and the Edmonton has at least one very awesome fan. Have you ever accidentally dropped a baby, and what weird thing makes you call it quits on the internet? Is it weird to eat a Snickers bar upside down, an…

On this week's episode, JP actually did something, and Mike's niece comes into town. Scottie Scheffler may not have broken the law, and it was on video. Have you ever woke up next to an uglier version of who you went to bed with, and how slow does someone have to be going until you pass them? Which event would you automatically win the gold medal, …

On this week's episode, Jeremy Joseph has a very talented dog, and Scotty's wife almost got scammed, Scottie Schefflera gets arrested, and Harrison Butker is selling quite a few jerseys after a controversial speech at a college. Have you ever tried to twerk, and how bad does a portal-potty have to be before you choose not to use it? If you could ro…

On this week's episode, Derek is back from his first week of Minor League Baseball, and Scotty goes to the Emo Orchestra again. The $2M VIP pass to the Tyson VS Paul fight may not be worth it, and Tom Brady will be a broadcaster on FOX. Have you ever blown an engine, and how many streaming services are too many? What is something that was not fun a…

On this week's episode, Jeremy Joseph now has a very expensive, well-trained dog, and Scotty recovers from Fred's wedding. Tom Brady gets epically roasted, and his ex wife is not happy about it. Have you ever been permanently been kicked out of an establishment, and how old is too old to be playing video games? What are some bad names for a monster…

On this week's episode, Derek is back from Japan, and he misses their toilets. LeBron is out of the playoffs again, and Michael Penix Jr gets drafted by the Falcons? Have you ever been booed off the stage while attempting to sing karaoke, and how many days after a birthday will you still say happy belated birthday? What's a good name for an Amish a…

On this week's episode, Mike does comedy in Wichita, and Scotty gets recognized in public. The new Detroit Lions jerseys are absolutely awesome, and Caitlin Clark is getting paid thousands to play in the WNBA. Have you ever use a porta-potty for number 2, and have you ever hooked up with someone even though you knew it was a bad idea? At what point…

On this week's episode, Mike does comedy in Nebraska, and Scotty loses his temper on the golf course. UFC 300 was pretty awesome, and OJ Simpson has finally bit the bullet. What Youtube rabbit hole have you gone down, and have you ever used the women's restroom? What is the maximum amount of time you will drive behind a logging truck, and what are …

On this week's episode, Mike Baldwin is back from Arizona, and Scotty has the worst case of brain fog ever. "The Diddler" is still on the loose, and explain the eclipse flat Earthers. Have you ever watched someone change through a window, and have you ever regifted a gift to the person who originally gave it to you? How long is too long for someone…

On this week's episode, Lizzo quits because she doesn't like people calling her fat, and P Diddy is now "The Diddler." Have you ever broken a remote because of a sporting event, and how long after a long relationship can you get into a new one? What is a bizarre profession you'd never do, and what is the worst way to be dumped? What movies have tit…

On this week's episode, Travis is back after being rejected by Pauly Shore, and Scotty golfs in freezing conditions. KU makes a quick exit in March Madness this year, and Nickelodeon scandals have ruined some people's childhoods. Have you ever almost died, and how much is too much to pay for an Only Fans subscription? What's something you can say a…

On this week's episode, Derek, Scotty, and JP play in a poker tournament, and Scotty can't play video games that have sharks. A head coach gets fired right before a post-game interview, and Justin Fields is headed to Pittsburgh. Have you ever done an Irish accent, and how many Onlyfans subscriptions are too many? What does JP actually stand for, an…

On this week's episode, Steve Peters opens for Pauly Shore, and Scotty enjoys some edibles. Hopefully Mike Tyson can beat Jake Paul in a boxing match, and NFL players are on the move to new teams. What would you do if a bum fight broke out in front of you, and how old is too old to start a family of your own? How do you handle rejection, and is gam…

On this week's episode, the OG crew is back, and Scotty survived his vacation. Derek has an interesting day at work, and Jeremy got a new dog. Have you ever been so intoxicated you started speaking with a different accent, and have you ever recited an entire movie around a bunch of friends? When do you start swinging in a marriage, and how much mon…

On this week's episode, Wichita comedian Travis Cagle makes his first appearance on the Laughing On The Sidelines podcast, and Scotty is finally going snowboarding. What is your ideal vacation, and will JP finally convince his first comedian crush? Have you ever told a joke and immediately regretted it, and what is too dark to be dark humor? What i…

On this week's episode, Derek get's ridiculed for winning a completion 2 times, and Scotty has a dumb in-law. The NBA All-Star game is a joke, and we need to stop having Super Bowl parades in Kansas City. Have you ever pooped on an airplane, and how many boxes of Girl Scout cookies is too many? What is something you wish you could forget forever, a…

On this week's episode, JP has a mouse in his room, Scotty watches Putin misdirect, and Mike enjoys his team winning the Super Bowl. A Swedish water park explodes, and Brittany Mahomes may not be that bad. Have you ever gone streaking in public, and how many rings is it going to take until we start calling Mahomes the GOAT? What would you want Cupi…

On this week's episode, JP gets his car fixed, and one of Scotty's coworkers has some fun with JP. There is a new rapper on the scene named Misdemeanor Mike, and Dear Lord baby Jesus, don't let the Chiefs win another Super Bowl. Have you ever lied on a medical form, and how many pairs of Crocs should you own and still be allowed to hang out with us…

On this week's episode, you finally get to meet Scotty's wife, and Scotty had a rough weekend. A California girlfriend kind of got away with murder, and Detroit may have lost, but the future is very bright. Have you ever made a homemade "fun time" video, and how long do you listen to a door-to-door salesperson? What is the dumbest way you have hurt…

On this week's episode, Derek does the same thing as JP, and Scotty survives his flights to Florida. The NFL playoffs are down the last 4 teams, and most people are rooting for Detroit. Have you ever been hit in the nuts so hard that you threw up, and how old is too old to participate in a mosh pit? How would you want your cohosts to die, and what …

On this week's episode, Scotty is dreading a flight to Florida, and Jeremy still does not want to be here. Do not tell us what happened in the NFL playoffs, because we have no idea. Have you ever need help taking a pee, and how many times does it take to drive somewhere before you stop using GPS? What is a ridiculous reason someone gives when they …

On this week's episode, the OG's are back for the 5th year anniversary of the podcast. The NFL Playoffs are kicking off, and kids in Africa are going to appreciate some Washington National Champions t-shirts. Have you ever farted and blamed it on the dog, and how much do you like freshly grated cheese from Olive Garden? What noises would you leas e…

On this week's episode, Scotty has won the Fantasy Football Championship for the fourth consecutive year (kinda), and Derek gets 4XL pajamas. Joe Flacco can still play football, and the Detroit Lions got hosed against Dallas. Have you ever injured yourself while doing something stupid, and how many times can you blackout in a bar before you get ban…

On this week's episode, Scotty heads to western Kansas, and Steve is annoyed by his in-law at Christmas dinner. The Lions are finally the Kings of the North, and Joe Flacco is only 38. The Chiefs blow it against the Raiders, and Jack Jones has created a Raider hater for life. Have you ever pranked someone so badly the called the cops, and when are …

On this week's episode, Scotty and Steve are feeling festive, but Derek doesn't want to play along. Arthur Smith is the worst fantasy football coach ever, and UFC 296 gets crazy outside of the ring. Have you ever vindictively peed on something, and How many inflatable Christmas decorations are too many? What would you give the kids on the Naughty l…

On this week's episode, Scotty gets locked and loaded for a recon mission, and Mike releases his comedy special. The LA Dodgers may have created a Dynasty, and Patrick Mahomes throws a tantrum for not getting a call for a change. Have you ever farted during sex, and how many coupons are too many coupons for a busy shopping line? Where are the worst…

On this week's episode, thank you all for your Spotify Wrap messages, and Derek returns as the two-time champ! Florida State may have gotten robbed, and the Chiefs lose even when Swift shows up. Do you do the sniff test before doing the dirty, and have you ever forgot to buy your significant other a Christmas gift? What do you consider as cheating,…

On this week's episode, JP has purchase another bowling ball, and Wichita got enough snow for Scotty to snowboard down a small hill. Jared "Gawful" makes an appearance on Thanksgiving, and Philadelphia fans are ruthless when they are young. Matt Rife pisses off all of the offended people, and a 6 year-old gets smeared for painting his face with tea…

On this week’s episode, Steve Peters has not been back to his therapist, Mike hosted a comedy competition, and Scotty has his snowboard. The Pittsburgh Steelers finally fire Matt Canada, and the Chiefs don’t get any assistance from the officials on Monday Night Football. Have you ever stepped into the shower with clothes still on, and how big can a…

On this week’s episode, Jeremy Joseph’s Christmas decoration woes continue, and Scotty’s snowboard is coming. Could a high school state champion mens basketball team beat the WNBA champs, and do we know God exhists because Megan Rapinoe tore her achilles 6 minutes into her final game? Have you ever sped home to avoid pooping your pants, and how far…

On this week's episode, Steve Peters still has a gambling problem, and Scotty is an emo kid at heart. The Texas Rangers win their first World Series, and a girl in Amsterdam gets a glory hole surprise. Never have ever taken a picture of my poop, and how high is too high? What's an odd thing to have a buy one get one free sticker, and what do you th…

On this week’s episode, Jeremy Joseph returns and high school pictures are embarrassing. Halloween is upon us, and JP brings a costume. Denny’s would be an awesome place to have a concert, and if you don't like Dan Campbell, something is wrong with you. Are one night stands overrated or underrated, and is any food shaped like a dinosaur good? How c…

On this week’s episode, Scotty hates Halloween, and Derek is not Irish. The World Series is going to be great because the Astros aren't in it, and employees catch a theif using a forklift. is the metric system overrated or underrated, and who should not be allowed to use mobility scooters at Wal Mart? What Halloween costume will get you called into…

On this week's episode, JP can't put together furniture and Scotty had a birthday. Coach Prime blows a 29 point lead at halftime, and kids should sit in their seats in a movie theater even if it's a movie about Taylor Swift's concert tour. Are women with 3 boobs overrated or underrated, and how soon is too soon to make a joke about a tragedy? What'…