Nigel is back in London speaking with Producer Matt about his time away from the pod and what he's been up to! They dive deep into tales about 11 hour taxi journeys, Matt playing against a team of refugees and Nigel's experiences so far living in LA. *apologies about the sound quality in this episode. As explained on the pod only one microphone was…

It's the last* podcast and Nigel brings with him his anxieties about the growing influence AI has over the human experience. Elsewhere Producer Matt speaks about his move to Bournemouth, his upcoming stay on a super yacht and he reveals that his short film Caterpillar has secured its world premiere (yay). *at least for a little while lol... 0:00 - …

Signup to hear about Nigel’s upcoming special: https://bit.ly/nigelngmail It's been a minute since the last podcast! Has much happened in the intervening period? Well Nigel began filming on the second series of his show "East Mode", Producer Matt sold his flat and is nearing moving date but most importantly Nigel is now monogamous. 0:00 - Nigel is …

Condolences to the victims and their families of the Monterey Park shooting. You can donate to a gofundme setup to help the families here: https://www.gofundme.com/f/monterey-park-lunar-new-year-victims-fund 0:00 - Talking about the tragedy in Monterey Park and why Brandon Tsay deserves a blue tick on social media. 12:35 - Happy lunar new year and …

THE PODCAST IS COMING TO AN END… in a few months as Nigel announces his upcoming relocation to Los Angeles! So strap in for the final episodes of the Haiyaa podcast and let's make it the best closing run ever seen from a podcast. Write to us with your funny stories or favourite highlights from the podcast to haiyaapodcast@gmail.com or leave a voice…

Happy New Year viewers & listeners of the Haiyaa Podcast! Welcome to 2023 where Nigel’s American friend discovered the British supermarket meal deal, Producer Matt is gifted a very special wand (wingardium leviosa not levioSAR) and Nigel stumbles on a ridiculous way to try and be seen quicker by Doctors in the Emergency Room. 0:00 - Nigel presents …

Coming all the way from New York City Nigel and Producer Matt talk all things white privilege at immigration, predicting the virility of male "swimmers" based on gut feelings and Nigel reveals how he is feeling now he has reached the end of his USA leg of the Haiyaa World Tour. Thanks for watching and supporting the Haiyaa podcast in 2022 - we coul…

This episode is #sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to https://betterhelp.com/haiyaa for our special offer! If you don't already, follow Joshua: https://www.youtube.com/@UChBEbMKI1eCcejTtmI32UEw While in Houston Nigel caught up with YouTube chef and all around nice guy Joshua Weissman. They discuss Joshua upbringing and how Nigel can tell he "didn't grow …

This episode is #sponsored by ExpressVPN. Go to https://www.expressvpn.com/haiyaa for our special offer! Nigel and Producer Matt come to you today from a studio in Miami Beach and they have lots of stories from their adventures including Nigel’s most tragic rejection, hanging out in a cabana and Producer Matt speaks about his gambling addiction. 0:…

This episode is #sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to betterhelp.com/haiyaa for our special offer! Nigel welcomes Edward and Sheldon from the Toronto based YouTuber group CantoMando and they have a no filter chat about dating, YouTube and everything in between. Subscribe to CantoMando: https://www.youtube.com/c/CantoMando Subscribe to 6feetunder podcast:…

Nigel has embarked on the final leg of the Haiyaa World Tour and is finally able to visit wonderful Canada! He has also brought out Producer Matt for a podcast recording in Toronto where they went for an eventful night out in Chinatown and Matt convinced an ex convict to subscribe to Haiyaa. 0:00 - Producer Matt is five hours delayed and was worrie…

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Listeners get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp by visiting https://www.betterhelp.com/haiyaa Go to https://www.expressvpn.com/haiyaa and find out how you can get 3 months of ExpressVPN free! Pick up the latest Uncle Roger merch here http://unclerogermerch.com/ Nigel recently hosted an autumnal soirée a…

He’s done it! Nigel has arrived back from Manchester after having the much anticipated hair transplant. While recovering from the procedure Nigel went to the Peak District with his family who have been visiting and they went to see The Lion King. 0:00 - Nigel speaks candidly about his hair transplant procedure. 11:00 - Nigel imparts some marital wi…

Nigel has flown Producer Matt to beautiful Amsterdam and these are their stories from an eventful night walking along the red light district and smoking at a coffeeshop. Elsewhere Her Majesty The Queen has passed away. What implications will this have on Matt’s work ethic and what does Nigel think about these developments… you’re about to find out!…

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Listeners get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp by visiting https://www.betterhelp.com/haiyaa Go to https://www.expressvpn.com/haiyaa and find out how you can get 3 months of ExpressVPN free! In a jam packed episode of Haiyaa pod Nigel and Producer discuss their upcoming trip to Amsterdam, Nigel has boo…

Nigel discusses his current plans for a hair transplant and berates Producer Matt for going to yet another music festival! Matt also played matchmaker when he paired up Nigel with a fan of the podcast for a date. 0:00 - Nigel will record a podcast the same day as his hair transplant and Producer Matt has been to another festival. 7:00 - What it's l…

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Listeners get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp by visiting https://www.betterhelp.com/haiyaa Nigel and Producer Matt catch up on Nigel's recent holiday where the friend he had travelled with was horrified by the jokes on the previous Haiyaa podcast! Nigel has realised that to find true love he must eit…

Nigel is back in London with Producer Matt and is well rested from his holiday in Mykonos! But before going to Mykonos he decided to buy a £600 pair of sandals to fit in with the rich white people. This week Nigel also did some filming with Gordon Ramsay! 0:00 - Nigel and Producer Matt are on a 3 video demonitized streak and vow to end it this podc…

This week Nigel speaks with former Japanese AV star Maria Ozawa! They chat EVERYTHING about her career to date, it's a fascinating chat and we hope you enjoy it. Subscribe to Maria: https://www.youtube.com/c/MariaOzawaOfficial/videos Big thanks to Tokyo Comedy Bar for letting us film there, go check them out if you live in Tokyo: https://www.tokyoc…

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Listeners get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp by visiting https://www.betterhelp.com/haiyaa Nigel and Producer Matt are reunited as Nigel returns home from the Australia, New Zealand and Japan leg of his world tour! Nigel wants Matt to work more after his recent trip to Glastonbury festival and is fru…

Nigel meets Dessert King Reynold Poernomo at his dessert bar Koi in Sydney, Australia! They chat everything Desserts and why Asian desserts are better than White peoples. Reynold - https://www.instagram.com/reynoldpoer/ 0:00 - Why Nigel wants to contract Covid 19 for the antibodies and a look around Koi - Reynolds Dessert Bar. 12:00 - Exploring Rey…

Nigel and Producer Matt are in Bangkok for a very special WORLDWIDE episode of the Haiyaa podcast. Nigel speaks about his encounter with “coke mom” and befriending two Thai Billionaires while Matt is recognised for the first time by a Haiyaa pod fan. 0:00 - Nigel befriends two Thai billionaires 9:10 - Will Matt get back in time for Glastonbury Fest…

Nigel and Producer Matt are back! Kinda... Nigel is in Australia and Matt is in London but thanks to the power of the internet they are able to catch up about Nigel's recent threesome and the worst joke Nigel has ever told on stage. 0:00 - Producer Matt has been running errands fo Nigel while he's away 8:10 - Getting free tickets for Nigel's mom ha…

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Listeners get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp by visiting https://www.betterhelp.com/haiyaa This week Nigel is joined by the legend himself Ethan Marrell aka Ozzy Man Reviews! They speak candidly about their experiences including Ethan's time doing stand up comedy in England and why Nigel wants to fin…

Nigel has been criticised by a Malaysian newspaper for not being as successful as Michelle Yeoh and he also tells the story of a date gone wrong in an action packed episode of Haiyaa! (This episode isn't sponsored by Betterhelp, but since we mentioned it on the episode, here's the link if you want to sign up. It supports the podcast: https://www.be…

Listeners get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp by visiting https://www.betterhelp.com/haiyaa 0:00 - Producer Matt is STILL away and your funny comments roasting him… 6:53 - Nostalgia for dial up internet and staying at Youth Hostels while starting comedy career 13:45 - The hotel mini bar rips you off but Nigel doesn’t care anymore 20:26 - Ref…

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Subscribe to Jimmy on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/LowballJim/featured and follow him on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/funnyasiandude/ Nigel hangs out with Silicon Valley, Love Hard star and comic Jimmy O Yang at his home in LA where they dish the dirt on everything ranging from having good dick game to Farrow and Ball paint. 0:00 -…

Nigel and Producer Matt are back in the same room once again as Nigel returns from the first leg of his American tour to film for a British TV show. Nigel reveals how well his "bumgun" jokes have been landing in Texas and also reveals why he won't film his special in San Francisco... 0:00 - Nigel is back in the UK filming for the TV Show The Wheel …

A very special guest joins Nigel on the show this week. Steven He has been killing it with his YouTube channel and blew up around the same time as Nigel. They catch up about the difficulties of breaking into acting, whether or not they should do their “Asian” accents for entertainment and why Uncle Roger is the superhero stopping Western chefs from…

Join the Uncle Roger/Nigel Ng discord! https://discord.gg/2WT3gfc2Qw Nigel is in Philadelphia as part of his North American leg of the Haiyaa World Tour but that doesn't mean he hasn't had time to be frustrated with society. Top of his agenda this week are Asian kids who moan about their parents in therapy and the terrible plotlines in the porn aim…

Nigel recently met his first gold digger and Matt nearly got scammed while trying to sell a coffee table online. Elsewhere Nigel reveals even more evidence that he lives rent free in Jamie Oliver's mind... 0:00 - Will Smith slapped Chris Rock 6:00 - Nigel goes for dinner with his ex wife and meeting his first gold digger 11:00 - Matt nearly gets sc…

Nigel has announced one of the biggest gigs of his career to round up the Haiyaa World Tour at the Hammersmith Apollo and has realised it's the perfect opportunity for Jamie Oliver to take his revenge. Elsewhere Nigel responds to a listener comment who believes that Nigel is bullying Producer Matt. Get 20% off + free shipping with the code [HAIYAA]…

Nigel and Matt welcome Gemma to the podcast. Matt and Gemma are fresh from seeing Nigel on his Haiyaa World Tour in London. Nigel comes up with a revolutionary VR learning tool and Nigel reveals who his favourite Malaysian person is… 0:00 - Introducing Gemma to the pod and an update on the Syrian Carpenters 4:23 - Matt and Gemma saw Nigel performin…

Nigel describes what it’s like to have a “Plant Guy” come to his house to help manage his ever growing list of plants. Elsewhere Nigel reveals his new method in trying to find love… 0:00 - Sanitised influencers and Pimp My Woman 8:30 - Dressing up neighbours to look friendly 15:00 - Nigel’s new technique for picking up women 20:44 - The definition …

Nigel has been at the centre of a twitter sh*tstorm after posting a bad joke and has been receiving abuse and even his mom has been worried about him but this time he isn’t apologising and Nigel explains why. Elsewhere Nigel unboxes more of the gifts he has been receiving from fans on his world tour including one that he won’t be keeping in the bed…

Nigel has embarked on his stand up world tour and has a new found love for the North of England and he presents a haul of presents he has received from fans at meet and greets. Elsewhere Uncle Roger drops in to give his best dating tips and why he is desperate to be love bombed by a new auntie. 0:00 - Starting the world tour and potentially dating …

Get tour tickets: https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-nigel-ng-1322783 Get the Uncle Roger Youtooz figurine: https://youtooz.com/products/uncle-roger-cooking Nigel has found his million dollar company idea called “Food Slaves” and he reveals his geeky side when speaking about his brand new fancy QR code knives. 0:00 - Groupon 6:38 - Why Asian’s don…

Nigel recently hit five million subscribers and he is grateful to fans for watching his and Uncle Rogers content. Nigel reveals what he did to celebrate this achievement as well as explaining why it’s good for the Queen of England to be “racist” and he details his plans for a new restaurant… This week, Nigel is disappointed in: 0:00 - Nigel is his …

Nigel responds to a comment about his views on having “pure Asian babies” and also reveals his new ethnicity… Nigel also ate a full cod head and tells Asian restaurants what they need to do to convince Western customers to eat their fish head curry. Elsewhere Uncle Roger pops in to tell us why he puts his leg on the chair and why he is excited abou…

Nigel is fresh from his trip to LA and tells us what it was like to meet Uncle Gordon Ramsay and why he wants to raise his kids in California one day. Elsewhere Nigel reveals why the line between working for a family member and human trafficking is so thin and he reacts to a listener voice note who wants to gatekeep a very specific food… This week,…

In this week's podcast, Nigel introduces his nieces and nephews to Producer Matt. Elsewhere Nigel reveals his biggest disappointment of the week… Jamie Oliver’s children’s names and he gives advice to an viewer question who feels that they are being fetishised because they are Asian. This week, Nigel is disappointed in: 0:00 - Introducing producer …

Welcome to Episode #5 of HAIYAA with Nigel Ng! In this week's podcast, Nigel speaks about his new mantra for 2022 and reveals his biggest tip for people wanting to cook asian food the right way… This week, Nigel is disappointed in: 0:00 - Intro/reviewing Eric Ripert bad recipe 6:28 - The importance of Gate Keeping 14:25 - House renovations update/w…

Nigel reveals his ups and downs of 2021 and Uncle Roger reviews a Jamie Oliver Cookbook. Subscribe NOW so you don’t miss Episode #5. This week, Nigel is disappointed in: 0:00 - Intro/NYE 7:09 - Bad Parts of 2021 13:38 - Good parts of 2021 and surviving being cancelled 21:54 - New motto for life 28:38 - Let me fetishise Asian women 34:16 - Uncle Rog…

Welcome to Episode #3 of HAIYAA with Nigel Ng! In this week's podcast, Nigel reveals the story of driving a stranger to the hospital and makes a compelling case for the joy of scented candles. Subscribe NOW so you don’t miss Episode #4. This week, Nigel is disappointed in: 0:00 Intro/People who don't like scented candles 8:12 anti-vaxxers are more …

Welcome Uncle Roger to Episode #2 of HAIYAA with Nigel Ng! In this week's podcast, along with Nigel's disappointments, Uncle Roger's taking us back in time to when he first met Auntie Helen. Subscribe NOW so you don’t miss Episode #3. Nigel's disappointments this week: 0:00 Intro & covid craziness 6:55 Ep 1 response (ok this wasn't disappointing!) …

Welcome to Episode #1 of HAIYAA with Nigel Ng, a comedy podcast about disappointment! Subscribe NOW so you don’t miss Episode #2. In this episode, Nigel’s disappointed that... 0:00 Hook and intro 03:10 Parisian burlesque dancers don’t incorporate ping pong balls in their act, 26:45 Ariana Grande’s Asian now, and 34:53 listener Bradley’s holiday to …