Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode first date vlogs (why?! just why?!), Biden signing to ban Tik Tok in the States, and how food banks in Canada should be left for people that need food banks (welcome to some people's kids you little s***). As usual Ryan goes on his rant against social media and turns it into a RnB video at the end while Ca…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, the capture of the gold heist theives, alpha males not practicing what they preach, and Google employees getting fired for "protesting" in the office. Carlos forgot to get himself an NDA, so he's in a bit of trouble while Ryan is still wearing that ugly Colts poncho. It's only an amount of time before the…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the breaking news of OJ Simpson's passing, J Cole's apology (we're disappointed in the Ville), and how we both missed the Eclipse. Another reason to celebrate this weekend, it's Cambodian New Year (Ryan please put your shirt back on). Check out the new Netflix Special about Jennfer Pan, she put York Region…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode: the lack of third spaces in Toronto (Shoutout to Oasis Lounge), Wrestlemania weekend, and both of their Mount Rushmore's of R&B (shoutout to Trapped In The Closet). Let us know who your Mount Rushmore would be Male/Female artists apply. And remember folks, don't drive in Brampton. They've made our Some Pe…

Carlos and Ryan discuss the latest big 3 beef in hip hop, adding a Terrorist organization to Some People's Kids, and a lot of side quest stuff in the 2nd half. One good thing we have out of this Diddy news is the memes, I don't think I can ever look at Meek Mill again. We got a Rain Tax and our president spending large amounts of money on vacations…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode AI generated fake news, the death of beat-boxing, and how Extremist Veganism is the world's largest threat to society. There is a new term being promoted out there called the "Stay at Home Girl-Friend", this episode you'll get to hear Carlos's EXACT thoughts on this new trend. Shoutout to you Babatunde! Do…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode inclusive legal language (you're telling me I can't use the word Blackout to describe what happened to me on my nightout last weekend?), America's choice to ban Tik Tok if they do not sell, and to the lady that messed with the piano playing busker, what the hell did you expect? You may see some changes in …

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode some exciting changes (to our video watchers), what are the weirdest pets Carlos and Ryan would own? Vince, Diddy, Michael Jackson, if we setting a standard, please be consistent. Who's paying an extra 2% on their dinner bill for climate change? It aint us. How do you end up the Headless Horseman, when you…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the first ever removal of a Hall of Famer "Some People's Kids Inductee", the absolute mental allegations against Diddy (Please Usher noooooo!!), and some real heavy stuff that's been going on lately. They also celebrate Carlos's 8th Birthday (Tevin Campbell style). Happy Birthday Carlos! The Blank wouldn't…

Carlos wants all the smoke with Fresh & Fit apparently, we want to be clear, Carlos has been drinking and has not eaten all day. Please do not reach out to us, seriously... we is broke. The boys discuss how AI is advancing (soon Chat GPT will be able to give you relationship advice), Ryan's natural adventure in Mount Tremblant, and the abusive life…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode The Superbowl results (Prince's Halftime Show was better), tragic ending to a streamer's life, and Apple's new headset (the future is here). Would you pay to freeze your body to see the future? Carlos sure wouldnt. Gronk, how are you an NFL Hall of Famer, and can't kick a 25 yard fieldgoal? Where is my bon…

Carlos and Ryan discuss (for journalistic purposes) Drake's recent leak, and we ain't talking a mixtape. How humans enjoy recycled material, we need to get together society, Activision keeps winning. If you are a Kansas City Chiefs fan, I hope you lose your first sports bet of the game. Enjoy the Superbowl everyone, Happy Valentine's Day, and we're…

CARLOS AND RYAN SOLVE THE PUZZLES THAT IS BRAMPTON, OR AT LEAST ATTEMPT TO. HAVE YOU BEEN THERE? NO ONE CAN FIGURE THAT TOWN OUT. WHAT MOVIE IS SO IMPACTFUL THAT YOU START SHOOTING UP A CINEPLEX? LAST TIME I WAS THIS VIOLENT AT A MOVIE THEATRE WAS WHEN WE WENT TO GO SEE UP (YES CAUSE OF THAT SCENE). THE BOYS ALSO DISCUSS EUTHANASIA, TAYLOR BOWL ON …

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the absoulte digusting ish that Vincent McMhahon (allegendly..) did with employee of the WWF (pays your bills folks), how the green never makes anyone normal want to stab somebody, and the best of all time festival coming to Las Vegas this May (hopefully we'll see you there). Tell me where you can see Conf…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Carlos and his new extra-curricular activities (of the THC variety), The 2019 Raptors roster is that much far away, and the one person you would want saving after flipping your Jeep (give me your hand brother!). Lots of sports talk this episode, just due to the time of year. We're banking on either U Don't…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode Carlos coming out hot for 2024 (embracing his inner Kat Williams), 10 foot Aliens in Miami (supposedly, allegedly..), and the end of the band wagon we call the New England Patriots. Carlos and Ryan also got to party with celebrities this past week and CBC fit the bill (thanks for the free wine CBC). Everyo…

We want to you wish you a wonderful 2024! Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the craziness that came along with the New Year. Prayers to Japan, Shame to Epstein's List, and someone needs to fact check Kat Williams after that interview. Not even a week in and we already have a months worth of dramatics, that's how we know 2024 is going to be…

Carlos and Ryan discuss their experience with 2023, all of the good times, the bad times, and craziness. Who knew shooting stars would bring Carlos out of his camping shell. Ryan’s rant about bad technology is the first and last (we’re sorry you had to endure that). Who knew Diddy would come out of 2023 with a bang. Carlos and Ryan are looking forw…

Carlos andRyan discuss in today’s episode the gift that keeps on giving, NBA players andtheir choice in women. They also discuss their recent spa experience, musicchoices in bars we go to (don’t ever walk into a All Stars again), and the mostunder-rated Christmas movie and song of all time. Simply, having, a wonderfulChristmas time, thanks Paul McC…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode their recently holiday parties (craziness all around, don’t go into a bathroom with a random stranger), the amount of money that Toronto is spending to change the name of Yonge and Dundas Square (quite unnecessary, if you ask us), and Carlos’s boss leaving him out to dry for the final day. Tip 1 for mainta…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode the change in Christmas music (Mariah we love you and all, but this needs to stop), Carlos’ inspirational and motivating boss says “About last week..miss me with all that”, and stories about almost burning down a Wendys (yes this actually happened). Congrats Taylor on winning Time: Person of the Year, and …

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode how airfryers are taking got dang world.. Buthey if they can cook some good chicken in 30 minutes, who are we to complain. We’realso not swearing for the foreseeable future (at least we’re trying not to). Ryanalso gives his best apology for missing last week’s episode, don’t trust himthough, it’s gonna hap…

Carlos andRyan discuss in today’s episode the death of originality, not only in games buteverything now a days. Call of Duty, Disney, & Hip Hop, all remakes ofanother base. We need to do better with being original. According to the TorontoStar, Toronto was named the loneliest city in all of Canada. So if you want tobe alone, make no friends, and re…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Ryan's recent trip to Ottawa, The Death of Omegle, and people in great positions throwing their lives away (really grinds Carlos's gears!). No longer can creeps/weridos/odd people bothering regular people looking to connect. We're all just trying to live while we have Trudeau battling us to Mortal Kombat a…

Submitted tothe approval of the Midnight Society: Carlos and Ryan tell the horror storiesof ghouls and goblins of Florida, sports gambling, and progressive witchcraft (Ryanidentifies as a Witch, just roll with it). They’re on their third Halloweenepisode and the Eglinton LRT still isn’t completed (Carlos expresses hisfrustration by custom). Happy H…

Carlos andRyan discuss in today’s episode: Ryan’s week in Atlanta and how he didn’t getchicken wings from the best strip club America, Carlos’s week discovering the city,and how Jada Pinkett is not as Worthy as she thinks she is. Shake Shack isbetter than any fast food in Canada (take that up with Ryan, please send all ofyour angry letters to him).…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode their go-to karaoke songs, things to spend yourgood hard earned money on, and how potentially the Government is going to shutus down mannnn (in a hippie voice). Congrats to the first Aboriginal Premier inCanada winning over the Manitoba Government, shoutout to Wab Kinew. We also havethe first new black hou…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Ryan's triumphant return to the Land of the North, he will recap his experience with alcoholism, food, love, and sight seeing. He'll also talk about his trip in Italy (Ryan does a lot of drugs, but you didn't hear it from me). Check out Instagram for pictures of the trip. Trudeau gets another honorable men…

**Disclaimer**We ran into some technical issues with the 2nd half of the recording.If you are into two handsome men that who’s voices have been upgraded to soundsensual and luscious, then enjoy the 2nd half. Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episodeCarlos’s new adventure in pitch darkness in a float therapy tank. All was gooduntil it wasn’t, but a…

Carlos andRyan discuss in today’s episode the earthly tragedies that are going on around theworld as of late. Best wishes to NWT, BC, Maui & Florida. The end of Summeris upon us and while Ryan is traumatically yelling his personal issues beforethe drop at Electric Island. Carlos will be free floating in a therapy tank andpossibly getting kicked out…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode what pushes roadragaholics away is a good tune and a positive attitude. Carlos is an employeeof the month for any company he works even when his managers disagree (SorryStephanie)..Remember kids, becoming a viral sensation is not all it’s crackedout to be. You’re really telling me Markham? Markham out of a…

Carlos and Ryan Explore dating on the interwebs in this newday and age. The great debate of online dating vs meeting people in person.They also mention some book called The Secret and it's positive imagery. Ichecked and this book did not have any research done on dating a Scarboroughmandem, so all Scarborough females please date out of town! Carlos…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today’s episode the WWF Event that took place in Alabama, you mightcall it inappropriate behaviour, I call it one for the history books. Ryanneeds to be put on game, he doesn’t even know who Lil’ Tay is, RIP Lil’ Tay. Ithink? Might swim to my next rumble. Canadian Born Tory Lanez is doing 10 yearsto life, just kidding abo…

Carlos and Ryan discuss our Prime Minister's separation, confusion with humans becoming dogs (we have so many questions, VELD & Caribana Weekend in the city (Carlos should go to VELD right?). Lizzo does from freaky ish with bananas to her dancers (allegedly). Enjoy the long weekend everyone and if you're reading this description, unsubscribe.…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the biggest news that the American Government has ever released: Aliens exist and they've found non-human bodies, can you believe that sh**? They knew all along.. How is Mbappe turning down 700 million dollars in a year? That dude is crazy. They also release the history behind the bikini and how thats da b…

Carlos and Ryan serenade in today's episode. They speak about all of the best R&B tracks, artists, and love making music that they know. From groups to solo acts, the boys break down what makes R&B great: Heartbreak, dancing in the rain, and panty droppin'. Ryan brings up a really sexist debate about R&B groups, so please bare with us. This episode…

**Disclaimer, Carlos is a bit quiet in this episode due to some technical issues** Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode Dave Chappelle for being the solely and main reason why there is violence against the trans-community (so dumb), The Supreme Court ruling in favour of businesses rejecting clients based off of their sexual orientation, and w…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode (in person) Meta's new social media platform: Threads and whether we're making an account (we're not), The Minimalist Lifestyle and how we can reflect on our lives, and the story of Carlos's terrible babysitter Alice forcing him into Bible Camp..if you're listening Alice, Carlos 2023 still be sinning. How …

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the greatest Canadian Historic Moments in their lifetimes. We're bringing back the Canadian Heritage Moment commercials from the 90's everybody. Shoutout to Madonna, you're a Walking Living Legend! And we wish everyone a safe, not wild at all Canada Day celebration. Stay away from Woodbine Beach though... …

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the submarine in the room. As billionaires you think that they would pay enough to get a working submarine. The son that copes with going to a Blink 182 concert, they're top 5 easily Some People's Kids of all time. We wish nothing for the best for the people onboard, but curiosity killed the cat hard on th…

Carlos, Ryan, and special guest: Monique, speak about the 2nd forecast of Carlos Summer 2023. Vote Gong, or we mean, .. we are not influenced by the Chinese Government to say that..but vote Gong. Listen in for a few crazy Florida stories, it's Florida so you know they're good. Would you fake your death to prove a point? If so, you're probably a nar…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode a new segment: Carlos Summer 2023 Forecast, all of the storms, sunshine, and terrible dates. We all thought Carlos wanted the smoke but not like this, prayers to the people working on getting these forest fires under control, although we all know it's a Government Conspiracy.. and aliens. Diablo 4, game of…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, why aren't there anymore woman rnb groups anymore? When is the next TLC? The next Destiny's child? 2pac finally getting his Hollywood Walk of Fame Star. Also what's wrong with kids these days? Fireworks on the goddamn bus, you kids need to do better. Men, you need to start taking notes, put a cute pet in …

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the term jumping the shark, you gotta know when to hold em, know when know when to fold em, know when to walk away but don't know when to shut up. RIP to Tina the Queen of Rock & Roll, Ike you bum. Nothing new from Brampton, just another insurance scam and British Columbia's high schools are giving out saf…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode one of the most important rules in life, take accountability for your actions. You can't blame the world for your personal problems (Carlos spitting facts). The curse of the Leafs is now the 2nd round, lengthening surgery (there is hope for us short kings), and don't eat the watermelon (more details in the…

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the latest Giveaway/Contest they're holding for a t-shirt, Check out the Instagram Post for this week and last week for details!! What did Tank, Usher, and Ginuwine have in common? Not only their great music, but they probably bump n' grinded with some groupies (Usher for sure, he made confessions..) on to…

May the 4th be with you! Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the Leafs finally breaking the 20 year curse of losing. They imagine the madness of what Toronto will become if the Leafs win the Cup. BC being extremely progressive with the heron, practically giving it away for free. Who's moving to Vancouver, please put your hands up. Carlos tel…

Carlos and Ryan drink champagne and discuss in their 100th special, a reflection on their favourite moments of the podcast so far, what they're expecting for the next 100, and The OnlyFans Speed Dating: Everyone Deserves Love event. Even if you do some unspeakable ish for your job, you still deserve love. Check out the episode the hear how to enter…

Carlos and Ryan (finally together again) discuss in today's special episode: the return of Carlos from Ghana. Carlos gives us by the fire, his tails, tribulations, and wild stories of the motherland. From broken AirBnB keys to the unexpected Burger King, he survived Ghana's worst and experienced the beautiful country's best. We missed him here on T…

We're finally at the end of Ryan's Confession Tapes, finally. Those went on for too long. Ryan discusses in today's episode just a few things happening in the news as well as something called "Claimbodia." no idea...But Carlos is back next week from Ghana and there will be a special story telling episode. Did he find God? We sure hope so.. Cheers e…