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Group Scheduling 17:28

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It is a fast paced-world we live in. Every great leap in technology is designed to make life easier: the printing press copies books for us, the cotton-gin picks seeds for us, the computer does all of our computing, and A.I. does all of our marketing and research. So why aren’t we all sitting on the beach? Ironically, all of these advancements have made us busier. Productivity is through the roof. There is no time between things anymore. Don’t squeeze in a lunch between telegraphs, because Beijing is already on the cellphone. And when emails circumnavigate the globe faster than the blink of an eye, there is no longer time to blink. With Slack in our pockets, there are no gaps between work and home life. And if you happen to come up with a moment or two to catch your breath, well, let’s fill it in, slowpoke! You’re late for your conference-call with Mat and Veronique covering the importance of transparency in your minute-by-minute Calendly of availability in the tumultuous syphoning of Group Scheduling! *Grumbles are specifically off-the-cuff, no research went into this grumble. _____________________________________ Support the show and become a Grumble Kid! Patreon.com/GrumbleGoat Join the adventure in Mat’s novel!!! Amazon | Audible _____________________________________ For more information or to share: GrumbleGoatPodcast.com Grumble Goat on Instagram | Facebook | TikTok Follow your hosts: Mat | Veronique The post Group Scheduling appeared first on Mat Labotka .…

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The TSA 19:12

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Safety first. Nothing is more important than your health and safety. Especially when traveling. So when we drive, we wear our seatbelts; and when we fly, we pose for full-frontal nude X-ray photographs for the federal agents that confiscate all of our belongings to search in a totally reasonable seizure of our rights. Because safety. We can’t outlaw guns, though, not for safety, guns are protected by the constitution. I mean, our right to property and freedom from unreasonable search and seizure are also protected by the constitution, but that right we have to forgo, because to keep safe from guns we have to give those rights up. How do we rank our rights and which to forfeit? Step right into the gamma ray machine with Mat and Veronique as we scrutinize the three ounces of brainpower that govern the arbitrary rules of The T.S.A! *Grumbles are specifically off-the-cuff, no research went into this grumble. _____________________________________ Support the show and become a Grumble Kid! Patreon.com/GrumbleGoat Join the adventure in Mat’s novel!!! Amazon | Audible _____________________________________ For more information or to share: GrumbleGoatPodcast.com Grumble Goat on Instagram | Facebook | TikTok Follow your hosts: Mat | Veronique The post The TSA appeared first on Mat Labotka .…

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Drug Store Cages 19:48

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In the near future, the robots are winning the war against humans. Any human action taken outside of acceptable drone-performance is swiftly punished. Labor is rewarded with an hourly stipend for feed and shelter. Any human luxuries, like soap or floss, are locked behind plexiglass, to be distributed as tokens of good behavior. The tariff wars will determine the market-price of life-hours, and the S&P 5000 bots will calculate the value your accrued hours can be traded out. Out of this darkness, one man will emerge. This one man holds the key, and every human at CVS is relying on him. Join our heroes, Mat and Veronique, as we begin an epic quest to find the Chosen One, the lone employee with the key to the Drug Store Cages! *Grumbles are specifically off-the-cuff, no research went into this grumble. _____________________________________ Support the show and become a Grumble Kid! Patreon.com/GrumbleGoat Join the adventure in Mat’s novel!!! Amazon | Audible _____________________________________ For more information or to share: GrumbleGoatPodcast.com Grumble Goat on Instagram | Facebook | TikTok Follow your hosts: Mat | Veronique The post Drug Store Cages appeared first on Mat Labotka .…

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Reruns: Hating Taxes 17:56

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We don’t have a fresh Grumble this week, but it may be time to revisit the topic of ‘Hating Taxes.’ It seems that our government has been taken over by a shadowy, robed cabal of unelected, out-of-touch oligarchs who Hate Taxes. There are few things as universally reviled in this world as the repugnant idea of taxes. The image of the tax-collector is that of a brutish thug, a member of the League of Evil, sitting right between the mobster hit-man and the concert-ticket scalper. But where did this sinister visage come from? For-profit corporations take far more of our pay for ‘health insurance;’ banks charge a lifetime of interest through student and mortgage loans. Taxes, on the other hand, don’t go to private corporate, offshore Panamanian bank vaults. Taxes become roads and sewers, National Parks, Hubble Space Telescopes. Taxes clean the water and the air, taxes put out our fires and disinfect our food and drugs. There’s so much in this world to Grumble about… Is it really taxes we hate? Join Mat and Veronique as we audit these last minute deductions on Hating Taxes. *Grumbles are specifically off-the-cuff, no research went into this grumble. ________________________________________ Support the show and become a Grumble Kid! Patreon.com/GrumbleGoat Join the adventure in Mat’s novel!!! Amazon | Audible ________________________________________ For more information or to share: GrumbleGoatPodcast.com Grumble Goat on Instagram | Facebook | TikTok Follow your hosts: Mat | Veronique The post Reruns: Hating Taxes appeared first on Mat Labotka .…

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April FoOls 17:26

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Descartes argues that the only thing I can be sure of with certainty is that my consciousness exists. Everything else is built on trust. We take for granted that we know everyone in our lives exists and our relation to them is built on foundations of truth. Except for one day a year. There is a day in the calendar that puts us in a Truman Show of our own. We can trust nothing that comes out of peoples’ mouths, and nothing that we see on the internet. Any clear path we see could be a Wile-E Coyote facade painted on a rock face. And when anything can be cake, it must be assumed that everything is cake. And the cake, itself, is a lie. But is this a day that celebrates constructive, Ocean’s Eleven-style misdirection pranks, or is it a pants-on-fire lie fest? Join Mark and Victoria as we discuss the latest episode of White Lotus … … April FoOls! *Grumbles are specifically off-the-cuff, no research went into this grumble. _____________________________________ Support the show and become a Grumble Kid! Patreon.com/GrumbleGoat Join the adventure in Mat’s novel!!! Amazon | Audible _____________________________________ For more information or to share: GrumbleGoatPodcast.com Grumble Goat on Instagram | Facebook | TikTok Follow your hosts: Mat | Veronique The post April FoOls appeared first on Mat Labotka .…

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Twitter News 18:23

10 weeks yang lalu18:23

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In Humankind’s humbler beginnings, news and rumor were slow to travel. A merchant ship might dock and bring word from other parts of the world. Stories might be embellished over time, Xerxes might be forty feet tall and surrounded by cyclops, Rhodes might have a colossus, Pharaohs might have mummy issues. The village idiot may be spreading rumors of these monsters, while the town crier maybe tempers the news to more realistic proportions. But we live in the modern world of instant gratification. There is no time to fact-check every exaggeration, and DOGE is here to streamline the process. Why waste taxpayer money having a village idiot AND a town crier? Every idiot can scream their opinion right into the social broadband! And when the News turns to reporting Tweets directly to their viewers eyes, there’s no need for anyone to be informed anymore! Tune in with Veronique and Mat as we finally look up from our phones to watch Social Media eulogize journalistic integrity right there on the Twitter News! *Grumbles are specifically off-the-cuff, no research went into this grumble. ____________________ Support the show and become a Grumble Kid! Patreon.com/GrumbleGoat Join the adventure in Mat’s novel!!! Amazon | Audible ____________________ For more information or to share: GrumbleGoatPodcast.com Grumble Goat on Instagram | Facebook | TikTok Follow your hosts: Mat | Veronique The post Twitter News appeared first on Mat Labotka .…

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Not Too Sweet 19:38

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Humankind’s origins were a brutal quest for survival. Hunting for food and fighting prey with simple tools was tiring work. And what was the reward for it? Bloody flesh for a meal. Sweets were a very rare treat. Every once in a while our ancestors might risk some bee stings to get a taste of that sweet honey. But now, sugar is in everything. The faucet of high-fructose corn syrup pumps that calorie-rich ooze right into our veins. Staple foods that were once the bland building-blocks of meals are now sticky with sugar. But when everything is candy, how do we pull back on the saccharine without sacrificing our sweet-tooth? Join Mat and Veronique as we caramelize our cravings with assurances that it’s Not Too Sweet! *Grumbles are specifically off-the-cuff, no research went into this grumble. ____________________ Support the show and become a Grumble Kid! Patreon.com/GrumbleGoat Join the adventure in Mat’s novel!!! Amazon | Audible ____________________ For more information or to share: GrumbleGoatPodcast.com Grumble Goat on Instagram | Facebook | TikTok Follow your hosts: Mat | Veronique The post Not Too Sweet appeared first on Mat Labotka .…

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Billionaires 21:51

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Humans are very small, in the Grand Schematics of Things. Large things have a gravitational force. Large things have very much matter. The Sun controls the spinning of the Earth, the seasons, the day and night. Small things, like humans, don’t have much control over the rotation of the Earth. But we have developed a way for small men to become large. Not with matter, but with money; and while money doesn’t have much matter, money does matter much. Small men with very large sums of money can move the Earth, they control our media, they control our commerce, they can destroy bodies of water with a single lobbyist, or launch electric cars into orbit to replicate that game of catch they always wanted from their fathers. And once these small men start buying governments, what will stop these black holes from consuming everything? Kneel down before Mat and Veronique as we levy taxes on the proletariat to satiate our newly-minted Billionaires! *Grumbles are specifically off-the-cuff, no research went into this grumble. ____________________ Support the show and become a Grumble Kid! Patreon.com/GrumbleGoat Join the adventure in Mat’s novel!!! Amazon | Audible ____________________ For more information or to share: GrumbleGoatPodcast.com Grumble Goat on Instagram | Facebook | TikTok Follow your hosts: Mat | Veronique The post Billionaires appeared first on Mat Labotka .…

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Valentine Cards 19:32

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It’s that special time of year, again. Not Groundhogs Day, groundhogs celebrate their love all year long. No, I’m talking about Valentine’s Day. It’s a day to celebrate that special someone in your life: your partner, your companion, the person you rely on every day of the year, the person you confide your every thought and wish upon; this is the day to show them how much you care about them by purchasing ultra-processed confectionaries, sweat-factory plushies, and mass-produced greeting cards. It’s wonderfully efficient how perfectly you can symbolically phone-in the metaphor of taking your loved one for granted. If only there were a way to show someone you’re willing to put in the effort without the difficulty of the effort part. Grab some crayons with Mat and Veronique as we cheap-out on sentimental Valentine Cards! *Grumbles are specifically off-the-cuff, no research went into this grumble. ____________________ Support the show and become a Grumble Kid! Patreon.com/GrumbleGoat Join the adventure in Mat’s novel!!! Amazon | Audible ____________________ For more information or to share: GrumbleGoatPodcast.com Grumble Goat on Instagram | Facebook | TikTok Follow your hosts: Mat | Veronique The post Valentine Cards appeared first on Mat Labotka .…

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G.O.A.T. Awards II! 36:12

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Welcome to the second non-annual G.O.A.T. Awards! Awards season is upon us, and just like the Hollywood elite, the content creators at Grumble Goat also need constant positive reinforcement. Enjoy your favorite moments from Grumble Goats past while the Sorting Top Hat of Randomness dictates the winners and losers. Applaud Mat and Veronique as we shower each other with G.O.A.T Awards! *Grumbles are specifically off-the-cuff, no research went into this grumble. ____________________ Support the show and become a Grumble Kid! Patreon.com/GrumbleGoat Join the adventure in Mat’s novel!!! Amazon | Audible ____________________ For more information or to share: GrumbleGoatPodcast.com Grumble Goat on Instagram | Facebook | TikTok Follow your hosts: Mat | Veronique The post G.O.A.T. Awards II! appeared first on Mat Labotka .…

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Competition vs. Collaboration 18:58

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The very foundation of Human Civilization is the ability to work together. Cooperation amongst humans has created cities, global networks, […] The post Competition vs. Collaboration appeared first on Mat Labotka .

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Birthday Freebies 18:08

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All of humanity has one fundamental commonality, one critical similarity that both binds us as single species and also uniquely […] The post Birthday Freebies appeared first on Mat Labotka .

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The Spirit of Christmas 19:15

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Christmastime has returned to America! Our favorite holiday celebrating the rampant consumerism and fourth-quarterly profits has finally come again and […] The post The Spirit of Christmas appeared first on Mat Labotka .

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