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Bermuda: The Crossroads of the Atlantic 51:57

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On the Season 2 debut of Lost Cultures: Living Legacies , we travel to Bermuda, an Atlantic island whose history spans centuries and continents. Once uninhabited, Bermuda became a vital stop in transatlantic trade, a maritime stronghold, and a cultural crossroads shaped by African, European, Caribbean, and Native American influences. Guests Dr. Kristy Warren and Dr. Edward Harris trace its transformation from an uninhabited island to a strategic outpost shaped by shipwrecks, colonization, the transatlantic slave trade, and the rise and fall of empires. Plus, former Director of Tourism Gary Phillips shares the story of the Gombey tradition, a vibrant performance art rooted in resistance, migration, and cultural fusion. Together, they reveal how Bermuda’s layered past continues to shape its people, culture, and identity today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…

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Welcome to “The Pour Choices Show,” a podcast where two best friends, originally hailing from Maryland but now separated by the sun-kissed shores of Florida, come together to keep their friendship thriving. From the laid-back vibes of Melbourne to the bustling energy of Tampa, these guys bridge the distance through laughter, candid conversations, and, of course, a shared love of a good brew.
What can you expect from each episode? Imagine sitting down with your best friend, a cold beer in hand, talking about everything and anything that crosses your mind. That’s “The Pour Choices Show” in a nutshell.

So, grab your favorite drink, settle in, and let’s make some pour choices!

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So, grab your favorite drink, settle in, and let’s make some pour choices!

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#67 POPE LEO DECLARES ALL PIZZA NOW CHICAGO STYLE 57:27

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Send us a text Pope Jokes, Fictional Grandmas, and F* Them Kids – A Birthday Episode for the Books 🥂👵🚿 This week on The Poor Choices Show, it’s a special one—we’ve got birthday surprises, Pope jokes, and shower thoughts that will haunt you. Things kick off with the burning question no one’s ever asked: how do you train your eyes? (Spoiler: you don’t. But we try.) Then the chaos commences: 🍷 What happens when a blind person gets drunk? (This went places we’re definitely not qualified to go.) 🙏 Pope jokes so bad we’re probably going to hell. 🦻 THEY’RE LISTENING – and no, it’s not your paranoia. It’s real. And the highlight you didn’t know you needed: 👵 The Fictional Grandma Draft – who’s making your cookies, telling your stories, and smacking you with a slipper when you act up? 🧠 Dad Brain is real, and apparently contagious. 💐 Mother’s Day reflections… quickly followed by 🙅‍♂️ “F* Them Kids” – featuring the kids next door who decided to introduce their soccer ball to the main water line… Plus: 🎉 A HUGE Happy Birthday shoutout 🎈 A surprise visit from the birthday girl herself 🕵️ Match the criminal to the crime. 🧼 Shower thoughts that prove our brains need a factory reset And to wrap it up: 😏 AskReddit: What’s your favorite way to ask someone if they want to have sex? (Spoiler: none of us are getting laid after this.) 🍻 This Week’s Pour Choices – featuring a beer with a label so confusing we needed a decoder ring It’s unfiltered, unhinged, and unintentionally profound in all the wrong places. But hey, it’s somebody’s birthday—so pour a drink, hug your fictional grandma, and enjoy the ride. Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE! New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out! Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 1:49 – HOW DO YOU TRAIN YOUR EYES? 4:07 – HOW DOES IT FEEL FOR A BLIND PERSON TO BE DRUNK? 6:29 – THE NEW POPE 9:52 – POPE JOKES! 16:34 – THEY’RE LISTENING! 18:30 – FICTIONAL GRANDMA DRAFT 24:54 – DAD BRAIN 26:51 – MOTHER’S DAY 33:33 – F*** THEM KIDS 40:03 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 41:43 – VISIT FROM THE BIRTHDAY GIRL! 44:35 – MATCH THE CRIMINAL TO THE CRIME 47:36 – SHOWER THOUGHTS 51:24 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE WAY TO ASK SOMEONE IF THEY WANT TO HAVE SEX? 55:07 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 55:55 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials! •YouTube •Instagram •TikTok •Facebook #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #100MenVsGorilla #SharkTankFails #TriviaTime #DarkHumor #BluetoothPetRock #AnnualPerformanceReview #FunnyConspiracyTheories #PodcastForMen…

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#66 iROCK, YOU SUCK! 1:46:00

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Send us a text 100 Dudes vs. One Gorilla, Bluetooth Pet Rocks, and the Darkest Jokes We Probably Shouldn’t Have Said 🦍💼🍺 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we’re joined by a guest and immediately put him on the spot—fortunately for you (and unfortunately for Chris) the guest is his boss. So naturally we start this one off with a totally normal workplace tradition called the Annual Performance Review. Where does Chris accel? What does he suck at? Let’s find out! Then we dive into the important stuff: 🧒 David moved twice, in 7 years, and somehow manage to hold onto a bottle of salad dressing. 🦍 Would 100 full-grown men in their prime stand a chance against 1 gorilla? Spoiler alert, the 3 of us could take him. 🧠 Funny conspiracy theories – Were the pyramids built as a “You Are Here” sign? 💸 A $5,000 HDMI cable... for what? Streaming Shrek in 11K? 🦈 SHARK TANK pitches that include noise-canceling socks and a Bluetooth pet rock—your move, Mr. Wonderful And just when you thought it couldn’t get dumber: 😈 The darkest jokes we could legally (barely) include. 🧪 A hypothetical scenario involving time travel, but only 10 seconds worth… 🍻 This Week’s Pour Choices—because we make better drink decisions than life decisions. 🧠 Trivia Time! Are we dumber or smarter than we think? 🎂 Celebrity birthdays! “It’s Maiter, Like Duh-Maiter”. 📱 Unsolicited text messages – Why yes, I’d love to join your rally. 📍 Places we’ve been that no longer exist (RIP Blockbuster) 💬 The most creative insults we’ve ever heard (Never have I ever been called an unfrosted Pop-Tart) This episode is full of terrible business ideas, worse science, and probably enough HR violations to get us banned from even thinking about LinkedIn. Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE! New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out! Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 2:05 – 7-YEAR-OLD DRESSING 3:12 – GUEST INTRODUCTION 5:56 – ANNUAL PERFORMANCE REVIEW 10:51 – 100 MEN VS 1 GORILLA 18:17 – FUNNY CONSPIRACY THEORIES 34:41 – $5,000 HDMI CABLE!? 39:12 – WHO IS PERRY REESE? 41:20 – SHARK TANK 1:03:30 – DARK JOKES 1:07:11 – HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIO 1:12:18 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:15:48 – TRIVIA TIME! 1:21:07 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:24:37 – MIKAYLA DEMAITER 1:28:48 – UNSOLICITED TEXT MESSAGES 1:31:05 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S A PLACE YOU’VE BEEN THAT NO LONGER EXISTS? 1:35:06 – PROFESSOR X 1:36:34 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE MOST CREATIVE INSULT YOU’VE EVER HEARD? 1:43:10 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials! •YouTube •Instagram •TikTok •Facebook #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #100MenVsGorilla #SharkTankFails #TriviaTime #DarkHumor #BluetoothPetRock #AnnualPerformanceReview #FunnyConspiracyTheories #PodcastForMen…

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#65 DON'T COMMIT MISDEMEANORS WHILE COMMITTING FELONIES! 1:29:34

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Send us a text The story that made us want to know more: https://www.reddit.com/r/onions/s/RztxdiXAt4 YouTube Rabbit Holes, $5 Million vs. Prison, and a Totally Legal Dark Web Field Trip 🐇💻🍻 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we accidentally prove why the internet shouldn’t exist—starting with the deepest, darkest YouTube rabbit holes we’ve ever fallen into (hint: it involves a weed whacker). Then things spiral: 🧐 Is social media good, bad, or just slowly melting all of our brains? 😳 What woke Chris up at 3am? (You’re not ready.) 🧼 Power washer and lawnmower hacks we’ll never actually try but pretend we will. 🎮 A chaotic game of “Chain Link” that ends exactly how you think it would. 🍺 The “Beer Candle” invention that’s either genius or peak alcoholism (probably both). PLUS: 🎤 We preview next week’s guest (and pray they don’t ghost us). 🔍 A game of “Guess the Google Autofill” that exposes how deranged our search histories are. 🎂 Happy Birthday shoutouts to celebrities who have no idea we exist. 🥳 National Days we’re legally obligated to pretend we care about. And it wouldn’t be an episode without: 💀 Our most irrational fears (spoiler: clowns, mannequins, and… escalators?). 🎬 Movies that actually made us cry (yes, we’re still manly). 🏀 Would you risk 5 years in jail to score a single point on LeBron for $5 million? 🌐 A crash course on the dark web (and we swear it’s “just for research”). Oh—and if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to get your house raided for buying illegal stuff online, we brought on a guest who lived it to tell you exactly how badly it goes. This episode is equal parts hilarious, unhinged, and probably an entry on a government watchlist. Buckle up. Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE! New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out! Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 3:34 – YOUTUBE RABBIT HOLES 11:25 – SOCIAL MEDIA 16:10 – 3AM WAKEUP CALL 19:09 – POWER WASHERS & LAWN MOWERS 23:07 – CHAIN LINK 27:13 – BEER CANDLE 27:52 – NEXT WEEK’S GUEST 29:12 – GUESS THE GOOGLE AUTOFILL 35:18 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 37:47 – NATIONAL DAYS! 38:46 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S YOUR MOST IRRATIONAL FEAR? 48:47 – MOVIES THAT MADE US CRY 50:29 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 52:01 – $5 MILLION OR 5 YEARS IN JAIL? 52:53 – DARK WEB INTRO 53:49 – DARK WEB RAID 1:21:16 – WHAT IS THE DARK WEB? 1:27:57 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials! •YouTube •Instagram •TikTok •Facebook #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #YouTubeRabbitHole #GoogleAutofill #WouldYouRather #DarkWebAdventures #BeerCandle #LeBronChallenge #PoorChoicesLife #PodcastForMen…

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#64 IF DUCT TAPE WON'T FIX IT, YOU'RE NOT USING ENOUGH 1:15:07

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Send us a text Southern Boy Survival Tactics, DUI Tricycles, and Redneck Wisdom – Welcome to the Chaos 🧻🍻🚜 This week on The Poor Choices Show, things get real dumb, real fast. We're joined by our special guest Dookie Mush, who instantly derails everything with enough redneck energy to power a Waffle House during a hurricane. We kick things off with: 🛏️ Why was your bed squeaking at 2AM? (Spoiler: It’s probably not what you’re hoping for.) 🕋 Do Muslim’s swear to god before testifying? (this will definitely get us flagged.) 🤥 What’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told? (We’re all garbage humans.) Then, the chaos officially takes over: 🤣 Try Not To Laugh: Dad Joke Edition (it’s bad... like, cry-laughing bad.) 🧓 Redneck Grandpa’s Fighting Sayings. Yeah… it’s what you would expect. 🚜 Guess the DUI Vehicle – everything from tractors to Barbie Jeeps is on the table. 🥊 Dookie’s Guide to Surviving Everything – including zombie apocalypses, women, and job interviews. And just when you think it can’t get dumber: 🎂 Rapid-fire Happy Birthday shoutouts, because why not. 🤠 Would You Rather: Redneck Edition (You’ve been warned.) 🧂 Trying (and failing) to name every Spice Girl. (We don’t talk about what Chris guessed.) Plus: 🍻 This Week’s Pour Choices 🛻 Telltale Signs You’re A Redneck (If you’ve ever mowed your lawn and found a car... congrats.) 📢 Dookie absolutely obliterates the MDFoodieBoyz with some top-tier food podcast slander. And to really wrap it up with a bow: 🛠️ Ask Reddit madness – the most redneck things we’ve ever seen or done, and the best (or worst) things we’ve tried in bed. This episode is a perfect storm of redneck logic, bad decisions, and uncontrollable laughter. Crack a beer, duct-tape your headphones to your head, and embrace the chaos. 🍻 Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE! New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out! Chapters 0:00 – INTRO 2:52 – WHY WAS YOUR BED SQUEAKING AT 2AM?4:15 – MUSLIM TESTIMONY 7:30 – WHAT’S THE BIGGEST LIE YOU’VE EVER TOLD? 9:49 – “SPECIAL” GUEST 11:41 – DOOKIE QUESTIONS 14:12 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH – DAD JOKES 19:27 – TENNESSEE EYE DOCTOR 20:23 – THERE’S AN AMENDMENT FOR THAT… 21:32 – REDNECK GRANDPA FIGHTIN’ SAYINGS 29:18 – DOOKIE-ISMS 34:01 – GUESS THE DUI VEHICLE 41:36 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 48:31 – WOULD YOU RATHER 50:07 – DOOKIE’S SURVIVAL GUIDE 55:36 – DOOKIE’S EMPLOYMENT HISTORY 58:49 – CAN YOU NAME EVERY SPICE GIRL? 1:00:50 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES 1:02:46 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE MOST REDNECK THING YOU’VE SEEN OR DONE? 1:07:13 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE BEST THING YOU’VE EVER TRIED IN BED? 1:10:06 – TELL-TALE SIGNS 1:11:59 – MDFOODIENOISE 1:14:03 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials! •YouTube •Instagram •TikTok •Facebook #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #RedneckLogic #DUIStories #DadJokesGoneWrong #WouldYouRather #MDFoodieBoyzDiss #PoorChoicesLife #PodcastForMen #DookieSurvivalGuide…

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#63 IF YOU TELL ME THE TRUTH I WON'T GET MAD AT YOU 1:18:10

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Send us a text Fake Songs, Finger Sacrifices, and Dark Web Starter Packs – Just Another LAN Party 🎮🧠🍻 This week on The Poor Choices Show, the boys bring in a special guest to help navigate the most important issues of our time—like whether a straw has one hole or two, and if it’s socially acceptable to cut off a finger for permanent steak privileges. (Spoiler: It is.) We kick things off with: 🎉 A celebration of meaningless national days and even more meaningless celebrity birthdays 🍔 A heartbreaking tale of a bacon mac n’ cheese burger that never got to fulfill its destiny 🕳️ A straw debate that somehow turns into a civil war 🎶 The ultimate bracket of fake songs that go too hard (Justice for “Scotty Doesn’t Know”) Then things get weird: ‍⚖️ A game of “Which celebrity has been arrested more?” that reveals DMX was basically on tour—with the cops 💻 A breakdown of hilarious (and probably bannable) gamer tags 🎮 A heated discussion about video games and whether we’ve crossed into full nerd territory 🖐️ Sacrificing fingers for your favorite foods (because sometimes losing a pinky is worth the brisket) 🎧 The “correct” way to wear a headset—yes, there is one, and yes, you're doing it wrong And just when you think we’ve peaked: 📦 A thought experiment involving cubes, personality psychology, and pure nonsense 🐷 A large man with an even larger hog lets you know if you’ve been infected with COVID. Yeah… You remember ⏱️ A “time-stopped room” scenario that is definitely not just a setup for pervy jokes (but also… yes it is) We also hit: 🔮 Conspiracy theories we just made up—but sound a little too believable 💸 Universal scams that we all just shrug and accept (looking at you, Ticketmaster) 🌐 A quick dark web 101, including why you should probably never Google it 🍻 This Week’s Pour Choices—the beers may change, but the regrets stay the same This episode is part debate club, part fever dream, and 100% why we’ll never be allowed to host a TED Talk. Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE! New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out! Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 3:52 – HE IS RIZZIN’ 5:42 – NATIONAL DAYS & BIRTHDAYS 10:14 – GUEST INTRODUCTION 11:50 – BACON MAC N CHEESE BURGER 14:04 – HOW MANY HOLES DOES A STRAW HAVE? 17:42 – WHAT’S THE BEST FAKE SONG? 19:48 – GUEST WHICH CELEBRITY HAS BEEN ARRESTED MORE 26:18 – FUNNY GAMERTAGS 30:52 – ARE WE eSPORTS NERDS!? 33:13 – SACRIFICIAL FINGERS 39:14 – THE CORRECT WAY TO WEAR A HEADSET 44:03 – WOULD YOU RATHER? 46:33 – THE CUBE – A THOUGHT EXPERIMENT 47:46 – THE COVID HOG 55:55 – THE TIME-STOPPED ROOM 50:26 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S A CONSPIRACY THEORY YOU MADE UP RIGHT NOW, THAT SOUNDS 100% BELIEVABLE 52:40 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S A UNIVERSAL SCAM THAT WE ALL JUST ACCEPT? 55:04 – THE DARK WEB 56:40 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES 1:19:20 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials! •YouTube •Instagram •TikTok •Facebook #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FakeSongsThatSlap #StrawDebate #GamerTagsGoneWrong #WouldYouRather #FingerSacrifice #DarkWebLite #BaconBurgerTragedy #PodcastForMen…

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#62 JIMMY CRACK CORN AND I DON'T CARE 1:22:26

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Send us a text HOAs, Goosebumps, and Post-Nut Sinus Relief – It’s For Science! 💩📚🍻 This episode kicks off with a. story of an intense battle between man and bug (because why not set the tone early?) and then dives headfirst into the weirdest, most ridiculous rollercoaster of topics we’ve ever crammed into one episode. We ask the big questions: 💰 Is Ralph Lauren a real person or just a fashion myth? 🏡 Can you actually own land all the way to the center of the Earth? 🧵 There’s a new seamstress in town… and Chris might be in love. Or maybe it IS Chris… ❄️ Is snow racist? (No context, just vibes.) 🎶 Also, someone sings “Scatman.” You’ve been warned. From there, we spiral into: 📚 Guessing Goosebumps titles based on the covers – prepare for nostalgia, horror, and some wild guesses. 🤼 Celebrity Deathmatch returns with the most unhinged matchups yet. 🎥 "Explain a film plot poorly" – how to ruin your favorite movies in one sentence or less. And just when you think it can’t get weirder… 🧬 What would you want to be reincarnated as? 🧠 What do you think about after you masturbate? (You know you’ve wondered.) 🧪 Apparently, orgasms can clear your sinuses? It’s for science. We’re basically doctors. All that plus this week’s Pour Choices, a $5 billion moral dilemma, HOA nightmares, and some fun facts that sounds completely fake but are somehow true (looking at you, Wyoming escalators). This one’s packed with facts, filth, and a healthy dose of post-nut philosophy. Buckle up and let’s make some poor choices together. 🍻 Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE! New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out! Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 1:20 – INTENSE POOP 3:47 – IS RALPH LAUREN A REAL PERSON? 5:11 – MILLION DOLLAR IDEAS 8:14 – HOA PROBZ 11:37 – BLAST FROM THE PAST 15:10 – $5 BILLION, BUT… 17:04 – DO YOU OWN YOUR LAND TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH? 18:49 – NATIONAL DAYS 20:51 – NEW SEAMSTRESS IN TOWN 26:23 – JIMMY CRACK CORN & HE DON’T CARE 27:43 – IS SNOW RACIST? 28:31 – I’M A SCATMAN! 28:59 – FACTS THAT SEEM FAKE BUT ARE 100% REAL 36:48 – GUESSING COOSEBUMPS TITLES BASED ON THEIR COVERS 47:12 – CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH 55:14 – EXPLAIN A FILM PLOT POORLY 1:01:00 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:04:58 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT WOULD YOU WANT TO BE REINCARNATED AS? 1:10:47 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT AFTER YOU MASTURBATE? 1:18:15 – IT’S FOR SCIENCE… 1:20:06 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials! •YouTube •Instagram •TikTok •Facebook #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #GoosebumpsTrivia #CelebrityDeathmatch #HOAHell #WouldYouRather #PostNutClarity #WeirdTrivia #ReincarnationDebate #PodcastForMen…

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#61 TOM BRADY CAUGHT KISSING A MAN! 1:24:14

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Send us a text Death Bed Confessions, Harry Potter Pickup Lines, and a RAGING Problem 🦝🧙‍♂️💀 This week on The Poor Choices Show, we go from Tom Brady’s lips to bankrupting a country in less than 6 minutes—and somehow, it all makes sense. We kick things off with the latest installment of "How Bizarre," where Chris accidentally drops a song lyric on a delivery driver and gets the most unbothered response ever. Then we spiral straight into: 🛏️ Death bed confessions (what question would you force your best friend to answer with their last breath?) 🏦 Who would you bankrupt if there were zero consequences? (Let’s just say some companies deserve it.) 🍬 Wait… what flavor are Swedish Fish actually? (Because cherry ain't it.) 🏈 And oh yeah, Tom Brady may or may not have been caught kissing a dude. Do with that what you will. Then it gets... intense: 😬 Would you rather get a raging erection every time you’re near a child, or scream the N-word when someone says "Obama"? 🦝 Would you rather fight ONE rabid raccoon or 60 completely normal ones? This is peak philosophy. We also cover: 🧠 Chris's big life changes—quitting drinking, losing weight, growing out his hair... basically, he's trying to not be a walking hangover anymore. 🧙‍♂️ Harry Potter pickup lines (because nothing says "I’m a catch" like “Wanna see my wand?”) 📰 Selective headlines and how 30 people died in a tornado, but Twitter’s still arguing about Trump’s tariffs. 🐶 Chris gets stuck in traffic, only to find out it’s a procession for a military dog. Instant mood swing from road rage to respectful salute. We also dive into: 💀 Famous people who died on this day, because birthdays were a bust. 🌐 What the hell is the dark web anyway? 🏀 Top 10 athletes since 2000—prepare to be irrationally angry. 🧬 Human 2.0 upgrades—what features should we be installing in the next model? 🪑 Chris’s near-death experience involving a green screen, a swivel chair, and zero grace. And of course, this week’s Pour Choices (because nothing pairs with near-death like a cold one). Grab your wand, choose your raccoon-fighting stance, and get ready for the dumbest, most entertaining hour and a half of your week. 🍻 Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE! New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out! Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 3:52 – HOW BIZZARE 5:42 – NATIONAL DAYS 10:14 – DEATH BED CONFESSION 11:50 – WHO WOULD YOU BANKRUPT? 14:04 – WHAT FLAVOR ARE SWEDISH FISH? 17:42 – TOM BRADY CAUGHT KISSING A MAN! 19:48 – GUESS WHERE THESE LANDMARKS ARE 26:18 – WOULD YOU RATHER? 30:52 – BIG LIFE CHANGES 33:13 – CHRIS THE CRITIC 39:14 – HARRY POTTER PICKUP LINES 44:03 – SELECTIVE NEWS HEADLINES 46:33 – HAPPY DEATH DAY 47:46 – WHAT’S THE DARK WEB? 50:26 – PODCAST UPDATE 52:40 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES 55:04 – PUPPY PROCESSION 56:40 – TOP 10 ATHLETES SINCE 2000 1:00:42 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S YOUR “I CAN’T BELIEVE OTHER PEOPLE DON’T DO THIS” HACK? 1:10:03 – ASK REDDIT – A HUMAN 2.0 IS BEING RELEASED, WHAT CHANGES/IMPROVEMENTS DO YOU HOPE TO SEE? 1:16:54 – NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE 1:19:20 – OUTRO 1:20:39 – LYNDON B. JOHNSON RAP Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials! •YouTube •Instagram •TikTok •Facebook #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #WouldYouRather #HarryPotterPickupLines #SwedishFishMystery #TomBradyDrama #Top10Athletes #DeathbedConfessions #HumanUpgrade #PodcastForMen…

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#60 BE A BETTER FATHER... 1:35:50

7 weeks yang lalu1:35:50

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Send us a text Godparents, Ozark Pregnancies, and Who The F*** Are The “MDFoodieBoyz”!? This week’s episode is a masterclass in first-world problems, poor life choices, and unfiltered stupidity—in other words, business as usual. We kick it off reflecting on some of the most quick-witted comments we’ve heard before diving into a brutal round of yes or no only questions, where both answers suck and no one wins. Then it’s a chaos buffet: 🧑‍🍳 MDFoodieBoyz are somehow Maryland’s #1 food podcast and we’re just out here wondering how “bagel toppings” counts as content. 🍼 A dramatic one-night stand in the Ozarks involving cheating, plane-seat eavesdropping, and a surprise pregnancy plot twist. 🌺 David recaps his Hawaii trip, and it turns out paradise isn’t immune to bad service or overpriced drinks. But wait, there’s more questionable content: 📦 What’s the actual point of godparents? 🧠 What was better than sliced bread…before sliced bread? 🩲 When is the last time your little guy got direct sunlight? 🍔 What dream job would you take if you could do anything ? (Spoiler: no one picked "influencer.") 📦 DoorDash fails… again. Because of course it did. And because this is The Poor Choices Show , we obviously couldn’t end without: 💀 “Bad jokes” that may or may not get us canceled. 💩 Would You Rather scenarios that may or may not involve some of the people from some kind of pride event. 🍆 Ask Reddit: What’s a weird thing your body does, but not weird enough to go to the doctor? 🧠 What’s the dumbest thing someone said to you with absolute confidence? (Prepare for rage.) 🎂 Happy Birthday, Joe. Whoever the hell you are. Plus, this week’s Pour Choices, where we drink to forget the fact that Chris just now did his taxes. If you’re looking for mature content, you’re in the wrong place. But if you want to laugh at our pain and poor decisions? You’re home. Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE! New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out! Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 1:20 – QUICK WITTED 6:40 – YES OR NO ANSWERS ONLY 10:11 – WHO IS THE CHOSEN ONE? 12:51 – WHAT’S THE MOST NORMAL THING ABOUT YOU? 16:24 – WHAT’S THE POINT OF GODPARENTS? 18:09 – WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD? 20:23 – NATIONAL NO PANTS DAY 21:33 – BOTHERED BY THE SMALLEST THINGS 25:28 – RECAPPING HAWAII TRIP 34:43 – EVEN MORE DOORDASH WOES 42:49 – ONE NIGHT STAND IN THE OZARKS 47:48 – “PARADISE” ON HULU 50:21 – F*** SEVERANCE! 54:07 – IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB WHAT WOULD IT BE? 57:43 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOE! 1:02:17 – MDFOODIEBOYZ 1:07:14 – CHRIS FINALLY DID HIS TAXES! 1:13:33 – WOULD YOU RATHER? 1:19:40 – BAD JOKES 1:20:54 – NATIONAL DAYS 1:22:42 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES 1:24:43 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT WEIRD THING IS GOING ON WITH YOUR BODY THAT ISN'T WEIRD ENOUGH TO GO TO THE DOCTOR FOR? 1:28:28 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE DUMBEST THING YOU’VE EVER HEARD SOMEONE SAY WITH ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE? 1:32:16 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials! •YouTube •Instagram •TikTok •Facebook #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #YesOrNoOnly #OzarkDrama #TaxSeasonMeltdown #DoorDashWoes #MDFoodieBoyzSuck #WouldYouRather #BadJokes #PodcastForMen…

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#59 THE WHOLE TOP DIAMONDS AND THE BOTTOM ROSE GOLD 1:16:23

8 weeks yang lalu1:16:23

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Send us a text Magic Buttons, Toothless Nightmares, and European Lizards Invading Ohio 🦎💀🍻 We’re back with another completely unhinged episode, and this one’s got everything—messed-up dreams, vocal regrets, and the biggest scandals from our high school days. First up, we tackle the real questions: 🔘 If you had a magic button that did anything you wanted, what would it be? (Some of our answers should probably be illegal.) 🍳 When does a pan officially become a pot? (A debate so dumb, yet so necessary.) 🛌 Do blind people dream? (And if so, how ?) Then, things get weird : 😱 David had a dream where his teeth were falling out—what does it mean? 🦎 Apparently, European lizards are taking over Ohio. (We don’t know why either.) 🖊️ If you had to get a tattoo, what would it be? (Regret is inevitable.) As if that wasn’t enough: 🎭 Who said it—James Bond or Austin Powers? (Turns out, they're way too similar.) 🏆 Sports Mount Rushmore—who are the four GOATs of these “sports” of all time? 🎂 Celebrity birthdays—Chris has one second to say the first thing that comes to mind. We also hit some real-life scams, including: ⏳ Why has a "10-minute oil change" NEVER taken 10 minutes?! 🤯 Unexpectedly hilarious responses people have gotten online. And of course, we wrap it all up with: 🍻 This week’s Pour Choices—aka, what questionable drink are we suffering through this time? 👅 Favorite tongue twisters. 🏫 What was the biggest scandal at your high school? ( We probably shouldn't be sharing some of these... ) Another episode filled with terrible takes, questionable humor, and absolutely zero valuable life lessons. Grab a drink and lower your standards—this one's a ride. 🍻 Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE! New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out! Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 5:42 – MAGIC BUTTON 9:29 – WHEN DOES A PAN BECOME A POT? 12:15 – DO BLIND PEOPLE DREAM? 16:04 – GETTING TATTED UP! 17:44 – CHRIS’S DREAMS 19:28 – EUROPEAN LIZARDS TAKING OVER OHIO 21:36 – MY TEETH ARE FALLING OUT!? 26:53 – DREAMS AROUND THE WORLD 29:28 – TOP 5 MOST COMMON DREAMS 31:28 – WHO SAID IT – JAMES BOND OR AUSTIN POWERS? 34:20 – NATIONAL MAKE UP YOUR OWN HOLIDAY DAY 37:42 – SPORTS MOUNT RUSHMORE 44:17 – UNEXPECTED RESPONSES 50:24 – 10 MINUTES OR LESS 52:16 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 57:02 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES 1:00:08 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE TONGUE TWISTER? 1:08:37 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT WAS THE BIGGEST SCANDAL AT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL? 1:15:04 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials! •YouTube •Instagram •TikTok •Facebook #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #WouldYouRather #DreamsAreWeird #TattooRegrets #EuropeanLizards #10MinuteOilChangeLies #HighSchoolScandals #SportsGOATs #PodcastForMen…

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#58 DING FRIES ARE DONE! 1:16:25

9 weeks yang lalu1:16:25

1:16:25

Send us a text Hiding a Giraffe, Blue Junk, and the Great Sandwich Debate 🦒🍞💩 This episode is a perfect mix of absolute stupidity, unnecessary debates, and life’s real questions—like how the hell would you hide a giraffe from the government? (We have some very illegal ideas.) Then, sh*t gets philosophical: 🥪 If you cut a sandwich in half, do you have two sandwiches or two half sandwiches? (Friendships were almost lost over this one.) 🍩 What would happen if you made a sandwich using donuts? (Spoiler: It’s either genius or heart failure waiting to happen.) 🍪 Crumbl Cookies—are they actually good, or just overpriced sugar bricks? From there, we spiral into: 🗣️ Chris mispronouncing “Gesundheit” in a way that should be illegal. 🎶 Guess the song—where Chris reads lyrics like a robot and David has to figure out what the hell it is. 📍 Zephyrhills, Florida—where fun goes to die. And because this podcast has zero boundaries: 💻 David introduces Chris to a website that literally just tells you if your computer is on. 🍆 Chris cleaned his toilet, and now his junk is blue. (Don’t ask. Just listen.) 🚽 Men spending 40 minutes on the toilet—what the f* are we even doing in there? Finally, we close it out with: 💸 Fast Money—where our brains get put to the test (and fail miserably). 📢 What sound should play every time you orgasm? (This is possibly the worst Ask Reddit question we’ve ever answered.) And of course, this week’s Pour Choices, because at this point, we drink just to make sense of this show. 🍻 Sit back, crack a beer, and get ready for an hour of chaos, stupidity, and the kind of humor your girlfriend probably hates. Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE! New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out! Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 1:04 – DO ROOSTERS LAY EGGS? 5:40 – HOW WOULD YOU HIDE A GIRAFFE? 11:42 – 1 WHOLE SANDWICH OR 2 HALF SANDIWCHES? 13:07 – DONUT SANDWICH 14:31 – AFTER SCHOOL SNACKS 16:47 – CRUMBL COOKIES 18:11 – GESUNDHEIT 20:27 – 16 & PREGNANT 23:29 – SNAPE’S BEEN CASTED! 26:44 – GUESS THE SONG 34:03 – ZEPHYRHILLS, FLORIDA 41:54 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES 46:16 – UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE 48:55 – ISMYCOMPUTERON.COM 51:00 – FAST MONEY 56:42 – ASK REDDIT - WHAT ARE MEN DOING ON THE TOILET 1:04:18 – ASK REDDIT - IF YOU COULD CHOOSE A SOUND THAT PLAYED EVERY TIME YOU N**, WHAT WOULD IT BE? 1:12:18 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials! •YouTube •Instagram •TikTok •Facebook #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #WouldYouRather #SandwichDebate #CrumblCookiesSuck #ZephyrhillsFlorida #ToiletConfessions #GuessTheSong #AskReddit #PodcastForMen…

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#57 IS THIS YOUR CAR? 1:09:45

10 weeks yang lalu1:09:45

1:09:45

Send us a text Getting Arrested, Peeing in Cement, and Drafting the Ultimate Karen 🚔🎨🍌 If you’ve ever wondered what crime your friends think you’d get arrested for, this is the episode for you. We kick things off with Chris trying to guess what felony David would most likely commit, and honestly… some of these are too accurate. Then, things take a turn: 👮 Chris got pulled over – did he talk his way out of it, or is he recording this from county lockup? 💦 If you were submerged in wet cement up to your waist and it hardened, could you still pee? (This is the kind of scientific research we prioritize.) 🧥 How the f*** do you fix a hoodie drawstring? (Seriously, why is this harder than solving world hunger?) And because we can’t stay on topic for more than five minutes: 🍌 Chris met the Savannah Bananas – and no, that’s not a weird sex cult, it’s a baseball team. 🎨 Famous painting or toddler scribble? We put our art knowledge (or lack thereof) to the test. 📍 GeoGuessr proves we have no idea where anything is. 🔄 Small world moments that make you rethink reality. Other highlights include: Netflix prices are up again, because of course they are. What’s the point of jellyfish? No, really—what do they even do? How can you drive for 149 hours across Russia and still be in Russia?! The “Karen Draft” – assembling the most insufferable lineup of all time. What’s your go-to “struggle meal”? (If you’ve eaten a ketchup sandwich, we see you.) If your sex life was a movie, what would the title be? (Prepare for some depressing and/or wildly optimistic answers.) And of course, this week’s Pour Choices, because at this point, alcohol is the only thing holding this podcast together. 🍻 Buckle up for chaos, dumb questions, and the occasional existential crisis—just another day on the Pour Choices Show. Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE! New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out! Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 1:27 – IF I GOT ARRESTED… 3:22 – CHRIS GOT PULLED OVER 9:22 – COULD YOU PEE IN HARDENED CEMENT? 11:08 – PRESIDENTIAL ADDRESS 14:00 – FIXING DRAWSTRINGS 12:27 – MILLION DOLLAR IDEA 19:33 – HVAC UPDATE 20:37 – SAVANNAH BANANAS 24:00 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY MITT ROMNEY! 27:00– RANDOM THINGS 30:32 – LITTLE PEEPS 31:22 – TAMPA ART FESTIVAL 38:22 – ABSTRACT ART 41:25 – WHO PAINTED IT – FAMOUS ARTIST OR TODDLER? 47:22 – SMALL WORLD, AINT IT? 51:48 – KAREN DRAFT 58:07 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES 59:42 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS YOUR GO TO "STRUGGLE" MEAL? 1:04:09 – ASK REDDIT – IF A MOVIE WAS MADE ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE, WHAT WOULD THE TITLE BE?1:07:00 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials! •YouTube •Instagram •TikTok •Facebook #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #KarenDraft #WeirdQuestions #PeeingInCement #JellyfishAreUseless #ArtOrToddler #NetflixPriceHike #StruggleMeals #PodcastForMen…

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#56 THE GREAT EMU WAR 1:27:59

11 weeks yang lalu1:27:59

1:27:59

Send us a text Cyclops Tears, Bear Pants, and the Great Emu War – Absolute Nonsense Incoming 🦸‍♂️🦆🍻 Buckle up, degenerates—this episode goes from pop culture madness to historical stupidity in record time. First up, we celebrate the birthday of Tiger King himself (because nothing screams America like a mullet and exotic animals). Then, we get deep into the real questions: 🐻 How would a bear wear pants? (Legit debate. It got heated.) 👶 Why do babies and old people act the same? (And at what point does the switch flip?) 🔫 The Great Emu War—when Australia went to war with birds… and lost. From there, we talk Keanu Reeves, and how he was almost the quarterback for the Baltimore Ravens (because John Wick is undefeated, and if Trent Dilfer can do it, well, we probably can), tackle Chris’s venture into an early spring cleaning, and unload some fire Harry Potter jokes—because nothing’s off-limits. More highlights from this fever dream of an episode: ⚾ Are we past time to play America’s pastime, or could a couple dudes pushing 40 still knock one out of the park? 🐟 "Teach a man to fish"—but what if that man sucks at fishing? 🚢 Titanic lobsters—how lucky were they? 👨‍⚕️ Guess what these doctors actually doctor. (Spoiler: We’re way off.) 🦍 Why the hell didn’t Tarzan have a beard? (Seriously, wtf, Disney?) Then, because we have zero chill, we discuss: The most useless waste of money in human history. What if God was actually pronounced ‘Jod’? (Yep, it’s one of those discussions.) A hometown plane crash story that somehow turns into comedy. And of course, this week’s Pour Choices, because bad beer choices are kinda our thing. 🍻 This episode is a full-on mess in the best way possible. Grab a drink, embrace the chaos, and let’s get weird. 🍺 Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE! New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out! Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 3:28 – OPENING QUESTIONS 8:01 – CYCLOPS TEARS 11:09 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIGER KING! 14:25 – HOW WOULD A BEAR WEAR PANTS? 16:51 – BABIES & OLD PEOPLE 18:02 – THE GREAT EMU WAR| 25:58 – KEANU REEVES DRAFTED 1ST OVERALL 26:40 – SPRING CLEANING 30:50 – HARRY POTTER JOKES 37:17 – AMERICA’S PASTIME 46:13 – PICK 3 NUMBERS 52:15 – TITANIC LOBSTERS 54:04 – TEACH A MAN TO FISH 55:36 – GUESS WHAT THESE DOCTOR’S DOCTOR 1:01:39 – WHY DIDN’T TARZAN HAVE A BEARD? 1:02:08 – PLANE CRASHES 1:04:41 – HONEYMOONIVERSARY 1:08:49 – TWO HALVES OF LIFE 1:11:29 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES 1:15:43 – HOMETOWN PLANE CRASH 1:16:52 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IF GOD WAS PRONOUNCED JOD? 1:19:11 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT WAS THE BIGGEST WASTE OF MONEY IN HUMAN HISTORY? 1:25:27 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials! •YouTube •Instagram •TikTok •Facebook #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #GreatEmuWar #HarryPotterJokes #WouldYouRather #KeanuReevesDraft #WeirdHistory #BaseballDebates #UselessSpending #PodcastForMen…

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#55 THE SECRET TO LOOKING YOUNGER 1:36:16

12 weeks yang lalu1:36:16

1:36:16

Send us a text Blockbuster Diarrhea, Racial Slurs, and Male Stereotypes – Another Unhinged Episode 🎮💩🍻 If you’re looking for structure, logic, or even a shred of decency—this ain’t it. This week, we kick things off by asking what makes you a Toys-R-Us kid before spiraling into existential nonsense like aging in reverse and why waking up at 3 AM feels like an out-of-body experience. Then, things take a turn: 💰 Would you rather earn $1 per compliment or $10 per insult? (Get ready to ruin friendships.) 💩 Would you rather have poop everytime you pop or have a 5% chance of dropping a racial slur in every conversation? (We really shouldn’t be allowed to make these decisions.) 📼 Blockbuster used to give us the runs. (Yep, that’s a real story.) We also get culturally educated by comparing Germany vs. Japan, debating the superiority of Japanese toilets, and diving into the weirdest world records that somehow exist. Other absolute gems from this episode: Ant-to-human ratio—is it actually a million to one? Acting out ridiculous scenarios like we're actually talented – Betty White tried to smuggle what!? Mind-melting paradoxes that will make you question everything. Are you smarter than a 5th grader? (Spoiler: No.) Do YOU fit these ridiculous male stereotypes? Fashion show? On this podcast? You bet your ass. And because we can’t help ourselves: 🎥 Pornhub Title or Lifetime Movie? (Good Luck) 🕰️ 90s & 2000s nostalgia—what disappeared that we actually miss? 🤯 What’s something you cannot believe is actually real? We wrap it up with this week’s Pour Choices, because at this point, alcohol is a necessity. Buckle up, grab a drink, and prepare to question your life choices for tuning in. 🍻 Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE! New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out! Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 2:06 – WHAT MAKES YOU A TOYS-R-US KID? 2:49 – AGING IN REVERSE 7:10 – WAKING UP AT 3 AM 10:37 – WOULD YOU RATHER – $1 PER COMPLIMENT OR $10 PER INSULT 12:16 – WOULD YOU RATHER – INCONVENIENT POOP OR RACIAL SLUR 14:07 – BLOCKBUSTER GIVES ME THE RUNS 18:18 – GERMANY VS JAPAN 24:00 – TOILETS IN JAPAN 27:09 – U.K. VACATION 29:52 – MYSTERY PILL FOLLOW UP 31:20 – BIRDS DON’T URINATE 32:34 – DUMBEST WORLD RECORDS 43:05 – ANT TO HUMAN RATIO 44:34 – ACT IT OUT 49:06 – PARADOXES 54:38 – ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? 58:28 – DO YOU FIT THESE MALE STEREOTYPES? 1:05:34 – PORNHUB TITLE OR LIFETIME MOVIE 1:10:28 – RANDOM QUESTIONS 1:16:00 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES 1:19:56 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT WAS NORMAL IN THE 90’s & 2000’s, BUT HAS DISAPPEAREDTODAY? 1:24:45 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU CANNOT BELIEVE IS REAL? 1:31:27 – UNCLE JACK 1:32:08 – NATIONAL DAYS & BIRTHDAY WISHES 1:35:15 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials! •YouTube •Instagram •TikTok •Facebook #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #WouldYouRather #MaleStereotypes #90sNostalgia #ParadoxDebates #WeirdWorldRecords #ToiletTalk #AreYouSmarterThanA5thGrader #PodcastForMen…

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#54 YOU'VE GOT MAIL 1:19:35

13 weeks yang lalu1:19:35

1:19:35

Send us a text Goat Debates, Time-Traveling Trumps, and the Dumb Sh*t Old People Say 🐐⏳🎙️ This episode goes off the rails real quick, so consider yourself warned. We’re kicking things off with some important Christmas hypotheticals—if a naughty kid actually asks for coal, what do they get instead? Then we jump into a life-or-death question that no one wants to answer: Would you rather f* a goat and no one knows, or NOT f*** a goat, but everyone thinks you did?** Yeah, it’s that kind of episode. Things don’t slow down from there: 🔄 If you had to swap lives with a fictional character, but it was their WORST day ever, who would it be? 🕰️ The theory that the Trump family are time travelers. Yeah, we went full conspiracy theory mode. 🎤 Back by popular demand – Harry Potter Yo Mama jokes, because why not? And because we’re all about nostalgia: 🛑 Old people do and say the dumbest things. 📼 Blind ranking nostalgic things—will we get it right or totally screw it up? 🔙 Taking a trip down Nostalgia Lane (cue the Nickelback flashbacks). Somehow, we also squeezed in: 💰 What’s the most illegal thing you can do with a single dollar? 🔫 Why one of us HAD to join the NRA. 🦗 Do bugs sneeze? Do animals have inner monologues? (Serious science happening here.) And of course, we round it all out with this week’s Pour Choices, because nothing pairs better with goat debates and time-travel conspiracies than a questionable beer selection. Buckle up, grab a drink, and get ready for the most unhinged episode yet. 🍻 Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE! New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out! Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 1:33 – WHAT DO NAUGHTY KIDS GET FOR CHRISTMAS IF THEY ASK FOR COAL? 4:05 – SWAPPING LIVES WITH FICTIONAL CHARACTERS 6:25 – GOATS… JUST GOATS 8:25 – GROWTH SPURT 11:16 – GREAT CUSTOMER SERVICE 19:50 – GUESS THE COMPANY’S ORIGINAL LOGO 24:10 – THE TRUMP’S ARE TIME TRAVELERS 30:03 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SEAL! 33:00 – HIGH CHOLESTEROL 38:13 – BREAST CANCER AWARENESS 40:09 – JOINING THE NRA 42:25 – WHAT GIVES YOU NOSTALGIA? 48:06 – BLIND RANKING NOSTALGIC THINGS 50:24 – TRIP DOWN NOSTALGIA LANE 54:57 – GUESS THE ACRONYM – THINGS YOUR MOM SAID WHEN YOU WERE A KID 1:00:21 – RANDOM QUESTIONS 1:02:22 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES 1:03:53 – HARRY POTTER YO MAMA JOKES 1:08:42 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S SOMETHING YOU MISS FROM THE OLD DAYS 1:12:27 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE MOST ILLEGAL THING YOU CAN DO WITH ONE DOLLAR? 1:19:38 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials! •YouTube •Instagram •TikTok •Facebook #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #TimeTravel #NostalgiaTrip #CustomerService #OldPeopleSayTheDumbestThings #HarryPotterJokes #WouldYouRather #PopCulture #PodcastForMen…

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#53 ONE YEAR OF POUR CHOICES 1:21:41

14 weeks yang lalu1:21:41

1:21:41

Send us a text A Year of Bad Decisions, Tuna Salad, and Harry Potter Yo Mama Jokes 🎉🍻 It’s our one-year anniversary, and we’re celebrating the only way we know how—by drinking, roasting each other, and spiraling into some of the dumbest (but most necessary) conversations imaginable. We kick things off with this week’s Pour Choices, because no episode is complete without questionable beer decisions. Then we dive straight into one-night stands, HIV, and David’s unfortunate situation happening downstairs… Yeah, it’s exactly what you think. Other absolute gems in this episode: 🔥 Home repair fails and surviving Florida’s "winter." 🥪 Matthew McConaughey’s weird-ass tuna salad recipe. 🧼 Do you actually wash your legs in the shower? (Some of y’all are about to get exposed.) 🚒 Steve Buscemi was a firefighter!? 🏟️ Can you name the 12 cities with all four major sports teams? (Spoiler: We couldn’t.) ⚔️ Top 10 greatest sports rivalries of all time. And because we can’t keep things normal: Abraham Lincoln’s birthday gets a shoutout (because why not?). Harry Potter fan theories that actually make sense. "Yo Mama" jokes, but make them Harry Potter. Oh, and let’s not forget: 🎤 Who the hell is Mike Posner again? 🚨 The biggest instant day-ruiners, according to Ask Reddit. 😈 If you could curse your worst enemy with one minor inconvenience every day for life, what would it be? Finally, we wrap things up with Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?, where we confirm—once again—that no, we are not. It’s been a wild year, and we’re just getting started. Grab a beer, lower your expectations, and let’s celebrate the dumbest podcast anniversary ever. 🍻 Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE! New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out! Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 4:14 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES 7:12 – ONE NIGHT STAND 8:54 – HOME MOVIES 10:27 – THAT’S WHEN I KNEW WE WEREN’T GONNA WORK OUT 12:45 – DAVID’S DOWNSTAIRS UNIT 16:07 – TUNA SALAD 20:43 – DO YOU WASH YOUR LEGS 26:01 – ALLERGIC TO HERBOLOGY 28:10 – STEVE BUSCEMI WAS A FIREFIGHTER!? 28:45 – SCHOOL ID’S 30:15 – AY DIOS, MIO 31:25 – GUESS THE 12 CITIES WITH ALL 4 MAJOR SPORTS TEAMS 36:16 – GUESS THE TOP 10 RIVALRIES IN SPORTS HISTORY 41:25 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINCOLN! 43:38 – I WAS TODAY YEARS OLD 48:08 – HARRY POTTER THEORIES 56:09 – YO MAMA JOKES (HARRY POTTER EDITION) 58:43 – YO MAMA JOKES 1:01:35 – WHO’S MIKE POSNER? 1:03:36 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS SOMETHING THAT AUTOMATICALLY RUINS YOUR DAY? 1:08:16 – ASK REDDIT – IF THE PERSON YOU HATE THE MOST WERE TO EXPERIENCE ONE SLIGHT INCONVENIENCE EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES, WHAT WOULD IT BE? 1:14:59 – ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? 1:19:38 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials! •YouTube •Instagram •TikTok •Facebook #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #HarryPotter #TinderDate #TunaSalad #SportsRivalries #HappyAnniversay #YoMama #Nostalgia #Hygiene #HIVAwareness…

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