Send us a text A Florida shoplifting duo makes off with nearly $500 in cleaning supplies while authorities dub them "Mr. Clean" and "Ms. Dookie." Their ingenious yet bizarre distraction technique? Creating a mess in the Family Dollar bathroom that employees rushed to clean, providing the perfect cover for their sudsy heist. The odd couple remains at large, their Ford van loaded with enough Gain, Tide, and Clorox for a lifetime of spotless criminal activity. Across the Atlantic, a disturbing case of child neglect shocks even veteran judge Stephen Everett, who claimed he "couldn't remember a case as bad as this in my 46 years." A Cheshire mother received seven and a half years in prison after her three-year-old daughter was found living in a drawer under a bed. Hidden from siblings and even the mother's boyfriend (who ultimately discovered the child after hearing crying), the severely malnourished little girl had multiple untreated conditions including a cleft palate. The mother's chilling explanation? She claimed not to have realized she was pregnant and considered the child "not part of the family." Most compelling is the twisted saga of Nicholas Wayne Hamlet, whose elaborate scheme to assume another man's identity began with a desperate 911 call. Claiming a bear had chased him off a cliff in eastern Tennessee, Hamlet set authorities on a wild chase that led to the discovery of 34-year-old Stephen Douglas Lloyd's body at the scene. The subsequent multi-state manhunt ended when a hospital employee in South Carolina recognized Hamlet, bringing to light his sinister plot to befriend, murder, and replace his victim. With a violent criminal history already following him from Alabama, Hamlet now faces first-degree murder charges for a crime investigators stress was neither a bear attack nor an accidental fall, but a calculated killing. Between these riveting crime stories, we explore musical interludes and highlight the pioneering legacy of rock and roll legend Chuck Berry. His tremendous influence across blues, R&B, and country music reminds us of the cultural touchstones that connect us even as we confront the darker aspects of human nature exposed in each week's headlines. Have you encountered any strange crime stories in your local news recently? Share your thoughts and join the conversation about these incredible but true tales on our social channels.…