Newberg Pod (Bonus Promo Advice Guys) - "I STOLE A JOKE, SHE STOLE MY BURGER, AND HE STOLE MY SOUL—WTF JUST HAPPENED?!"

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This week’s questions are pure chaos—a joke thief, a burger thief, a possible sex cult initiation, a minivan ruined by bodily fluids, and a date so disastrously funny it ended in actual pants-pooping. One listener is debating whether to call out a friend who stole their joke and went viral, while another is questioning if their date’s confidence in taking a bite of their burger without asking is a turn-on or a crime. Then there’s the DC hookup that involved candlelight, chanting, and ancient Latin—was it a spell, a kink, or did she just unknowingly marry this dude? Meanwhile, one guy is realizing his mom’s minivan smells like a porno set, and he needs a way to tell his girlfriend to stop drenching the seats without sounding like an asshole. And finally, the guy who watched his date trip and wipe out so spectacularly that he laughed until he literally shit his pants—does he come clean or take this shame to the grave? This episode is a five-car pileup of absurdity, and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Buckle up. 🚨😂 With Special Guest Jen Murphy Wherever you stream or on YT https://youtu.be/r9EtjHMCG44