The Trouble of Being Born

The Whole Rabbit

Blow out the birthday candles, kiss your dog on the lips and pack your pipe full of the funkiest Himalayan fropp because this week we’re discussing a smorgasbord of topics related to the various hazards and features of being born!

On this week’s dumb episode we discuss:
THE GATE PROGRAM CONSPIRACY
The Yolk Sac
Oceanic Bliss
Titty Residue
Mom’s Super Blood Powers
Gadget’s Maggot P****
Baby Trauma
Staying Young with Foreskin
J.R. “Bob” Dobbs and the Church of the SubGenius
In the extended show available at www.patreon.com/thewholerabbit we discuss:
The Afterlife is a Field
Humans are Made out of Clay
The UFOs Run on Corn
The First Birthday Party
Origin of the 365 day Calendar
Satanic Birthdays
Origin of Planetary Hours

Music By:
Spirit Travel Plaza
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Sources:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_human_prenatal_development

https://www.mamamia.com.au/can-babies-be-traumatised-during-birth/

https://www.bostonmagazine.com/health/2015/04/14/baby-foreskin-facial-boston-hydrafacial/

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2405844020324099#:~:text=Neonatal%20male%20circumcision%20is%20a,term%20consequences%20on%20adult%20behavior.

http://oracc.museum.upenn.edu/amgg/listofdeities/enki/Prome

http://classics.mit.edu/Plato/timaeus.html

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