Look. We won't lie to you, no one cares about BILLY IDOL do they? Not really. But trust us on this, his wank and shag stories are TOP TIER! Find out everything you never needed to know about his penis and the people who have tangled with it. It's all here on part 1 of the Billy Idol edition of the FFT podcast! Check out our archives for more mad st…

Only Fans banned us so we're posting all our quick bangs here for your ears to soak up. This time it's TOM JONES! Big sweaty sexy smelly TOM JONES! He's been knighted you know? Find out everything about his first wanks, shags and that time an orangutan tried suck him off. It's all here on this edition of the FFT podcast! Check out our archives for …

So we got banned from Only Fans for being too outrageous. Their loss is your gain, though, as now we're giving you all the bonus bollocks recorded for them, to you, for FREE! First up, Bez from Happy Mondays tells us about his first E at the Hacienda in Manchester before the property developers turned the city into a mini-Dubai. He's off his fuckin…

Mate. This is what brought us back into the game: Prince Harry's tell-all autobiography, giving mad detail about his willy, smoking spliffs and snorting coke! Gwan Harry lad, bring down the monarchy, top stuff, nice one, mate. Check out more head-exploding stories from your favourite celebrity blokes who just love saying too much. Have you had a go…

YESSSS, we're back and we're full of Iggy Pop's horrible shagging stories! He's a street-walking cheetah with his nob out, rubbing it on your back at gigs. Warning: grim. Check out more bonkers stories from your favourite rock stars and celebrity blokes who didn't anticipate the internet splashing their dirty stories into your ears at the click of …

COR! It's Beyonce and Bobby Ball's bonk accounts in The Valentine's Special! Ever wondered what these two dazzling beauties got up to in their younger years? Well, we've got ALL the mucky mucky details in this special one-off of FAMOUS FIRST TIMES! All their own words. All idiots. Kicking off this Valentine's Day one-off is a word-for-word retellin…

JESUS WEPT! John Lennon and George Harrison's jizz stories in part 2 of The Beatles Episode! What in the world did these two dirty hippies do with their dirty dicks? Wonder no more, we've got the lot in the series finale, episode TEN of series TWO of FAMOUS FIRST TIMES! All their own words. All idiots. Discover the wildest stories taken from the au…

HOLD THE FRONT PAGE! We've got Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr in The Beatles Episode (part 1)! Take a soapy bath and lie back for nigh-on an hour of moptop dick circulating around your ears. Here's EVERYTHING you ever wondered about Paul and Ringo's ejaculations in episode NINE of series TWO of FAMOUS FIRST TIMES! All their own words. All idiots. D…

CHRIST ALMIGHTY! It's David Bowie & Gary Numan in The Alien Episode! The TRUTH is out there and Ian and Dom have got it. Find out about the sexploits of this gruesome twosome in episode EIGHT of series TWO of FAMOUS FIRST TIMES! All their own words. All idiots. Discover the most bonkers stories taken from the autobiographies of pop stars, rockers, …

KACHING: it's 50 Cent & Richard Branson in The Money Episode! Ian and Dom uncover the frankly not-on jizz tales of this money-grubbing pair in episode SEVEN of series TWO of FAMOUS FIRST TIMES! All their own words. All idiots. Discover the most bonkers stories taken from the autobiographies of pop stars, rockers, rappers, actors and toothy billiona…

OOH BABY: Damon Albarn (Blur) & Brett Anderson (Suede)! Two annoying southerners who hate each and who only got good because of Justine Frischmann (Elastica)! Ian and Dom (FFT) guide you through the completely out-of-order shagging tales of this Britpop duo in episode SIX of series TWO of FAMOUS FIRST TIMES! All their own words. All idiots. Discove…

It's the one you've all been waiting for! Charles Manson! Shirley Manson! Marilyn Manson! All your favourite Ms right here in one episode, revealing everything about their first shags. Mmm! Ian and Dom guide you through the lip-smacking sex stories of this naughty trio in episode FIVE of series TWO of FAMOUS FIRST TIMES! All their own words. All id…

UGH! It's Bob Geldof and Kurt Cobain & Dave Grohl from Nirvana in The Scruffbag Episode! Let Ian and Dom guide you through the minging sex stories of this trio of scrubbers in episode FOUR of series TWO of FAMOUS FIRST TIMES! All their own words. All idiots. Discover the most bonkers stories taken from the autobiographies of pop stars, rockers, rap…

WOW! It's Prince and Aphex Twin in the Weird Perv Special Edition! Let your hosts Ian and Dom guide you through the gross sex stories of these two wacked-out oddballs in episode THREE of series TWO of FAMOUS FIRST TIMES! All their own words. All idiots. Discover the most bonkers stories taken from the autobiographies of pop stars, rockers, rappers …

What's this? A special themed episode featuring James Brown and Jim Bowen? YEAH! It's the JRM BRN episode featuring the two hardest working men in showbusiness from either side of the Atlantic ocean - but what did they get up to with those legendary dicks of theirs? Let Ian and Dom guide you through the wild sex stories of these no-nonsense legends…

WE'RE BACK! And this time we're talking dirty with Noddy Holder from Slade and Liam and Noel Gallagher from Oasis. In the new episode of the podcast EVERYONE* is talking about, we look at two bands with frontmen with big gobs. What on earth have they been doing with their dicks? Let Ian and Dom guide you through the wild sex stories of these galump…

Most disgustingest one yet. In this one-off episode of our CHART-TOPPING* podcast, we look at Prince Charles from the British Royal Family and find out what gets his rocks off and his dick hard. Let Ian and Dom guide you through the sickening sex stories of this dirty toff in this special spin-off posho bonus episode of FAMOUS FIRST TIMES before th…

Spoiler alert: Lemmy is fucking gross. In the final BONUS episode of our AWARD-WINNING* podcast, we look at Lemmy from Motorhead and find out the true essence of this grotbag. Let Ian and Dom guide you through the food stories of this rock n roll warty-faced man in the last (for now) bonus episode of the FAMOUS FOOD TIMES spin-off. Discover the mos…

It's that time again - more 'angin food stories from your favourite celebrities in this special munch-based offshoot (chill out pervs, back to the shagging soon). In this second bonus episode, we look at the disgusting shit that Shaun Ryder from the Happy Mondays eats and uncover a previously unseen side of the great man. Make a butty and sit back …

We're BACK! And this time we're looking at disgusting food stories from your favourite rockstar slebs in this special munch-based offshoot before we get back to the shagging. In this first episode, we look at the minging diet of OZZY OSBOURNE from BLACK SABBATH - wack it on while you're having your team, yum. So yeah, sit back and relax while Ian a…

OHMAGAWD! Special guests KIM KARDASHIAN and CHRIS BROWN on FAMOUS FIRST TIMES revealing all the juicy, sexy details about how they lost their virginities! And mega rough fanfic about some other guy too. Sit back and relax while Ian and Dom guide you through the sex stories of these megastars in episode ten and season finale of FAMOUS FIRST TIMES. D…

How did nasty bastard JOHNNY ROTTEN of The Sex Pistols and Public Image Ltd lose his virginity? Sit back and relax while Ian and Dom guide you through the TRUE sex stories of this awful, awful punk in episode nine of FAMOUS FIRST TIMES. Discover the most bonkers sex stories taken from the autobiographies of pop stars, rockers, rappers and actors. A…

How did rubbish punk turned rubbish solo artist STING lose his virginity? Sit back and relax while Ian and Dom guide you through the TRUE sex stories of our worst celebrity yet in episode eight of FAMOUS FIRST TIMES. Discover the most bonkers sex stories taken from the autobiographies of pop stars, rockers, rappers and actors. All their own words. …

How did scruffy badboy LEMMY from Motorhead lose his virginity? What about ye olde rock'n'roll naughty man JERRY LEE LEWIS? Sit back and relax while Ian and Dom guide you through the TRUE sex stories of these rockin' and rollin' scumbags in episode seven of FAMOUS FIRST TIMES. Discover the most bonkers sex stories taken from the autobiographies of …

How did sadsack Phil Collins lose his virginity? Curious about his first wank? Sit back and relax while Ian and Dom guide you through the TRUE sex stories of this 80s pop legend in episode six of FAMOUS FIRST TIMES. Discover the most bonkers sex stories taken from the autobiographies of pop stars, rockers, rappers and actors. All their own words. A…

How did big old love walrus Barry White lose his virginity? Ian and Dom guide you through the TRUE sex stories of this disco legend in episode five of FAMOUS FIRST TIMES. Discover the most bonkers sex stories taken from the autobiographies of pop stars, rockers, rappers and actors. All their own words. All idiots. Email us at fft@giveover.co.uk wit…

How did Rick James lose his virginity? What about Ricky Tomlinson? Let Ian and Dom be your guides through the TRUE sex stories of these two rum fuckers in episode four of FAMOUS FIRST TIMES: the RICKY special. Discover the most bonkers sex stories taken from the autobiographies of pop stars, rockers, rappers and actors. All their own words. All idi…

How did Neil Sedaka lose his virginity? What about Marvin Gaye? Let Ian and Dom be your guides through the TRUE sex stories of these two music legends in episode three of FAMOUS FIRST TIMES: the CROONER special. Discover the most bonkers sex stories taken from the autobiographies of pop stars, rockers, rappers and actors. All their own words. All i…

How did Shaun Ryder from the Happy Mondays lose his virginity? How's about DMX the naughty rapper? Let Ian and Dom be your guides through the TRUE sex stories of these two music legends in episode two of FAMOUS FIRST TIMES: the DIRTBAG special. Discover the most bonkers sex stories taken from the autobiographies of pop stars, rockers, rappers and a…

How did Anthony Kiedis from the Red Hot Chili Peppers lose his virginity? How's about Slash from Guns N Roses? Let Ian and Dom be your guides through the TRUE sex stories of these two rock legends in episode one of FAMOUS FIRST TIMES. Discover the most bonkers sex stories taken from the autobiographies of pop stars, rockers, rappers and actors. All…

Want to know how your favourite celebrity lost their virginity? In FAMOUS FIRST TIMES, Ian and Dom take a deep dive into the most bonkers sex stories taken from the autobiographies of pop stars, rock legends, rappers and actors. All their own words. All idiots. Instagram: @famousfirsttimes, Twitter, Facebook, Youtube: @giveover. Site: giveover.co.u…