Frank and Heather are here with all the breaking news you didn't want.

Frank and Heather cave to the demands of the corporate office and return with all the content you've been missing.

Frank and Heather discuss the Screen Actor's Guild strike and various tales from jail.

Frank and Heather discuss their recent corporate reshuffling and current events.

Frank and Heather discuss meat, feeling like meat, and German Shepherds.

Frank and Heather discuss medical maladies and spring break shenanigans.

Frank and Heather discuss the Academy Awards, Tracy Anderson, Frank's height, and answer listener mail.

Frank and Heather discuss aviation.

Frank and Heather bring you all the uplifting stories of the day. No. No they don't.

Frank and Heather discuss what people smell like and horrible news.

Frank and Heather give an in depth analysis of the day's headlines and celebrate an ominous anniversary.

Frank and Heather discuss climate change and plumbing.

Frank and Heather discuss the shittiest house in Brick Township, New Jersey.

Frank and Heather discuss gumballs - so many gumballs! - Chris Evans and his pillowy red lips, and Jeopardy.

Frank and Heather discuss Keynesian economics. No, not really. They talk about Harvey Weinstein's balls.

Frank and Heather discuss the Royal Family, and offer suggestions for baby names.

Frank and Heather discuss bear attacks, dandruff, and forensic psychology.

Frank and Heather discuss the greatest city in the world, Shia LeBeouf, and perverts.

Frank and Heather discuss aerodynamics, relationships, and politics in Finland.

Frank and Heather discuss MLB and Field of Dreams, OJ Simpson, and when animals attack.

Frank and Heather discuss mathematical probabilities.

Frank and Heather give you all the tricks to achieving the perfect personality.

Frank and Heather love America.

Frank and Heather discuss the creepy perverts of the GOP.

Frank and Heather discuss how to get into People Magazine.

Frank and Heather break it all down while trying not to have a breakdown, and Frank talks about Ray Liotta.

Frank and Heather discuss eating things you find in your pocket, Fred Ward, Kevin Bacon, and what not to do in the shower before your wedding.

Frank and Heather are back and here to discuss the fascinating history of the combustion engine.

Frank and Heather discuss Chaucer.

Frank and Heather discuss the glamour of Hollywood, Justin Bieber's fashion, and some truly hideous behavior.

Frank and Heather discuss the twelfth century alchemist Albertus Magnus. Again.

Frank and Heather discuss mathematics and engineering.

Frank and Heather discuss poetry.

Frank and Heather discuss a tragedy, a remarkable story of survival, and who does and does not do yard work.

Frank and Heather discuss Russia, random acts of insanity, and camels getting revenge.

Frank and Heather discuss today's horror stories, and answer a listener email about celebrity sightings.

Frank and Heather discuss their first date, what happened at work, and answer a listener question.

Frank and Heather deliver important medical advice.

Frank and Heather discuss nicknames, actors doing cocaine, and how many bladders do we have.

Frank and Heather give you the horrible news.

Frank and Heather discuss book banning, Adele, and it girl Mackensie Scott.

Frank and Heather are here for this Monday, January 31st in the year 2022. They are here and discussing whether you can separate the art from the artist, actors defending abusers, actors accusing studios of discrimination, actors accusing actors of privilege, and a lady trying to blow up a shopping mall.…

Frank and Heather are hunkering down for the great bomb cyclone blizzard of '22 and discussing the legend that is Pia Zadora, men in skirts, and they answer a listener who took actual umbrage.

Frank and Heather are here for your evening news brief. Take it or leave it.

Frank and Heather discuss all the important news of the day that you didn't know you wanted to hear.

Frank and Heather discuss celebrity divorces and he reveals a long-standing crush, stand up comedy, being too nice, and read a letter from a listener.

Frank and Heather discuss new revelations about Betty White, the shameful behavior of Whole Foods, and predictions from 1922.

Frank and Heather discuss the recent deaths of elderly famous people, the Capitol Insurrection, Oliver Stone, and Tom Brady.

Frank and Heather discuss the ongoing pandemic, the absolute pandemonium in finding a test, and Frank manages to insult two entire communities in California.

Frank and Heather get ready for Christmas by discussing men behaving badly and stuff. Ho Ho Ho