In our ongoing Summer Reading Series Hess goes all solo professor style with an update on the CANDYMAN legacy to help you understand how Candyman relates to FREDDY KRUEGER, and perhaps also a 6 foot tall invisible bunny? Pitter PatterOleh oopsallmonsters

How many Mark Hammills can YOU eat?! RETURN OF THE JEDI's voluminous pit nightmare is perhaps the ultimate in STAR WARS monstrosities, as well as one of its most enduring toys. But is it bitchin' van art? We also crack the nut on what all the STAR WARS media is secretly about...and hint...knobs are involved. +++PS FANS: sorry about my mouse noise o…

One of George A. Romero's lesser known monster films explores whether MARTIN, as portrayed by John Amplas, is actually a cursed bloodsucker from the days or yore, or just a deranged teen alienated by cultish superstition and mental derangement. This bleak, savage, but oddly poignant portrayal of alienation in the rust belt modernity of 1970s Pennsy…

Look to the skies with us this week as Gavin presents his take on Jordan Peele's UFO waking nightmare from 2022. SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS EVERYWHERE! If you haven't already watched the film, we strong recommend you do so before enjoying this episode. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a giant flying sand-dollar that sucks up horses into its mu…

Strap in your stepping geese and polish your Schmeisser submachine guns cuz it's pissed off nazi time! You thought the zombies in YOUR life were pissed, wait til you meet these undead European meanies. They're coming out of the ocean, they're coming out of the snow, and you better not have any of their gold or you're going to get what's coming to y…

PixelLit Podcast - https://pixellitpod.com Phil and Hess conclude their dive into all things THING by looking at what the authors of each version included (dogs) and sometimes excluded (mind-reading-Thing), as well as personal anecdotes, and a lot of love for the 2002 THE THING videogame.Oleh oopsallmonsters

Hess brings on friend of the show PHIL from PIXEL LIT to discuss all things THE THING! In this first installment of a two-part ride, Hess and Phil discuss the original 1938 Novella WHO GOES THERE? that inspired director Howard Hawks as well as John Carpenter in the creation of their vastly influential horror films. This episode runs through the lit…

Hess and Gavin are getting into professional Game Mastering! *** I’m giving listeners of this show a special opportunity to play Hess's first hosted sessions of DUNGEON WORLD: ESCAPE! Currently there is scheduled an 18+ version at 630 on Thursday March 16 - 5 slots open And a TEEN version at 2pm on Sat March 11, also up to five players. Times are E…

In the revolutionary dystopian RPG originally published in 1988 by Mike Pondsmith and R Talsorian Games, CYBERPUNK (various, from TTRPG to anime to FPShooter) explores the edges of humanity, capitalism, and personal frailty amongst a neon backdrop of acid rain, body-altering cyberware, and techno-wizardry. No characters personify the monstrous alie…

Unbuckle your pants and load your bazookas, cuz it's blobbin' time! In 1988, exactly 30 years after the original film, Kevin Dillon and Shawnee Smith starred in a gruesome horror comedy full of over-the-top gore effects and middle-fingers to the man. Whether you are currently, or on your way to being, a blobficianado, join us on our journey to answ…

Wax your lips and sharpen your lapels, because Gavin and Hess don't pull punches in the conclusion of their agonizingly deep take on the mid-90s roleplaying sensation, VAMPIRE THE MASQUERADE. CONTENT WARNINGS: adolescence/teenagers are discussed The Columbine School shooting Chris Kattan *** Get all our stuff here: https://linktr.ee/oopsallmonsters…

Lace up your leather jacket and polish your wine bottles full of precious bodily fluids, it's time to suck the life out of adolescence! NOT adolescents...adolescence! Leave the teens alone. Or help them? They need help, perhaps in the form of a wildly involved, super-system of roleplaying games built on a foundation of punk rock, goth music, shoe-g…

NOT AN EPISODE FOR CHILDREN!!! 2022 brought us a nightmarish new vision of demonic bliss in the restart of the HELLRAISER series, so HAPPY FU*%ING NEW YEAR! Seriously though, this one is a major point of enthusiasm for both of us, and we slammed out an old-school, double-thicc episode for y'all. CONTENT WARNINGS: Genital Mutilation Bill Burr as Pin…

A nutsack kaiju emerges from the Hudson Bay to destroy millennials and they didn't give it an award, they just gave JJ Abrams a Ballz-load of money. CONTENT WARNINGS: Actual Filmic Debate Forgetting of Lizzy Kaplan The acknowledgement of TJ Miller as a living human man The pretentious definition of cinema language in the negative abstract *********…

Show Creator Greg Mcracken, when forced to change his devilish villain from a traditional tailed and horned goat man by the censors at CARTOON NETWORK, turned to camera and growled under his breath..."Not a problem...suck on THIS instead," and delivered this week's infernal topic...His Infernal Majesty, aka HIM. CONTENT WARNING FOR: ONE TRULY UPSET…

There's a vicious space cockroach inside of Vincent D'Onofrio, and it needs you to give it sugar. This wacky space-crime-on-earth action comedy about a secret intergalactic government agency that steals your thoughts in order to keep you ignorant about the magnitude of life's real dangers is HILARIOUS. RIP Kevin Conroy https://www.cbr.com/kevin-con…

Hess examines the impact of Jack Arnold's cinematic sci-fi masterpiece, connecting the Creature (aka Gill-Man) to Michael Myers, and understanding the film (originally conceived as an adaptation of Beauty & The Beast through the very heavy presence of the male gaze. Also: Extensive Guillermo Del Toro Jeff Goldblum covering COMMON PEOPLE by Pulp One…

In the mid-1960s, kids could climb right up in front of their black and white TVs and watch not one but TWO families filled with wacky monsters caper around their dusty old Victorian mansions, to the delight of every Dad that ever made a pun. In 2022, Rob Zombie attempts to recreate THE MUNSTERS, a whimsical but beloved sitcom centered around a goo…

BAH-NANANANA NANA NANA - CLAYFACE!! Hess delivers a delirious take on Gotham's gooshiest mudman, the thirsty thespian, the post-human theatre-troupe himself, CLAY-FACE! Dating back to the early days of Detective Comics, various iterations of this chimerical curmudgeon have cursed the streets of Gotham, and bedeviled the dynamic duo. A stand out DC …

Gavin presents this low-budget, Proto-ALIENS, zombie-fying, space-thing in an episode that ends up being less about the movie, and more about why actors are forced to work with Klaus Kinski, and why toy companies are so bad at making Xenomorphs. ********* Get all our stuff here: https://linktr.ee/oopsallmonsters Check Heidi Lange out @ChimeraCostum…

YEAR TWO BEGINS! What do you get when you mix Director Ridley Scott, some very attractive people, nasty goblins, unicorns, and a band of elves and faeries? An Epic Trapper-Keeper Fantasy adventure so hot it burned down the studio they shot it in. Also, Robert Picardo's performance as our feature monster SWAMP WITCH/HAG "Meg Mucklebones" is truly ni…

On this special pre-SANDMAN show release episode, I am joined by fun and informative guest HEIDI LANGE of Sandmanbooks.com (link below) to wrap our collective heads around psychopomps! Pyschopomps are an oddly specific yet universal category: Neutral Ferryworkers that guarantee your safe passage from your mortal life to the great beyond. Cultures a…

Sorry for the radio silence friends! We are coming back at you very shortly. Like a cyborg from the future or Pennsylvania toll payments, we're a bitch to get rid of!Oleh oopsallmonsters

Friend of the show Claire comes on to wrangle these two white Dungeon Masters around the topic of the bizarre, vampiric, torso-dividing, bat-winged, organ-sucking monstrosity, the Killa from Manilla, the lady that puts the Ass in Aswang, the Manananggal.Oleh oopsallmonsters

In 1988 colossal nerdlingers Ron Howard and George Lucas smashed their massive domes into each other like two rutting ram studs, until spilled forth one of the 80s most successful high fantasy epics. Gavin details the Brownies, portrayed by Kevin Pollack and Rick Overton to extreme comic effect, as well as the two-headed Eborsisk, a fire-breathing …

Oil your harmonica and $hit-kick your boots, the Graboids are coming to Perfection, Nevada! This classic 1980's script literally dirty-talked its way into the 90s, and made Kevin Bacon reel with horror at what he saw as the nadir of his acting career, only to turn out one of the most efficiently written and enduring examples of American Comedy-Horr…

After they came to get you, Barbara, they stalked Ken Foree and his giant head around the Monroeville mall, then they dragged Rhodes' guts out of his miserable rotten body in the underground bunker, and now they have the nerve to get clever and chase after the one and only Dennis Hopper you've hidden in the highest possible tower in Steeltown, The …

In 2018 Innersloth games unleashed an innocuous-looking cooperative Hidden Role game that took the combative elements of the party games Werewolf & Mafia and wrapped them up in cute little spacemen being infiltrated by mysterious alien "Impostors". Thanks to a hurricane combination of good design, cross-platform social play on mobile, kids being tr…

Undead? Check. Extremely Violent and Dangerous? Check. Rides a flaming nightmare horse? Check. Carries their soul in a flaming green enchanted sword? check. This bitchin' van practically paints itself. CONTENT WARNINGS: #GaryNumanKenkuArtificer #Metal mentions of phylacteries and their uses mentions of the existence of right wing politics…

This Chocolate bar is KRONCHY, folks! Hess & Gavin delve into the dank depths of fiction forward role-playing game DUNGEON WORLD and investigate some of the essential aspects of monster-gaming. If you're SUPER not into the dork-fests and game discussions, this may not be the episode for you, as we go light on the monsters, heavy on the Nat20s. But …

Meatloaf Aday defined the iconic role of the reconstructed American rocker Frankenstein in Richard O'Brien's subversive masterpiece The Rocky Horror Picture Show. We take a look at Meatloaf, at Eddie himself, the world into which he is brought, and why Frankenstein media is so flow-pirate-shirt-friendly. Content Warnings: Penny Dreadful Stabbing We…

In 1910 at his third movie studio, Edison's Bronx cinema team created the first monster movie. The film was lost for most of the 20th century until a copy was shockingly unearthed in the late 70s and restored. We discuss the film, its situation within Frankenstein and film media, and sad bastard gothic artificial men and their lovely makeup jobs.…

Gavin drags in the paramount abortion of The Asylum, a film company known primarily for trolling inattentive stoners with their knock-offs of real movies. But DO watch Black Summer. Also, there's some Tucker & Dale vs Evil in there to cleanse your filthy filthy palette.Oleh oopsallmonsters

The thrilling conclusion to the Scholastic book based on the hit Nintendo game that teaches us, If you're a thirteen year old ninja you CAN save ancient relics from a demon that lives in the amazon jungle as long as you have the powers of pyrokinesis and chronomancy. Maybe our politicians could learn a thing or two from this book. Check out Kevin a…

I'M THE LEPRECHAAAUUUUN!!!Oleh oopsallmonsters

Hey There Dear Readers, I had an incredible time recently guesting on the hilarious show PIXEL LIT my friends Kevin and Phil do where they read and discuss the novelizations of famous video game properties. We read the novelization of NES classic NINJA GAIDEN published by Scholastic books, and man was it a doozy. With no reservation I would say thi…

Vigo haunted this episode. Check for yourself at minute 54. Vigo the Carpathian Vigo the Cruel Vigo the Torturer Vigo the Despised Vigo the Unholy Vigo the Butch Scourge of Carpathia Sorrow of Moldovia Prince Vigo OH COMMAND ME LORD! Content Warnings: References to Dom Deluise. Minor Key John Denver. Sorcery. Everything you are doing is bad. I just…

What happens when you take Marty McFly, Gomez Adams, Cujo's Mom, and the FX house that would later bring you Lord of the Rings and shake liberally? TOO MANY CONFUSING SIGHT GAGS! Or EXACTLY the right amount of digital sight gags, if Gavin is to be listened to. CONTENT WARNINGS: Jake Busey Post-Mortem Sterotypes Pharoah-f*cking…

Check out Kevin and Phil's awesome show where they read and review the novelizations of video games: https://www.pixellitpod.com/ And everything Oops All Monsters related: https://linktr.ee/oopsallmonsters The thrilling conclusion to our head to head bracket!! The conclusion to the ultimate monster battle 24 weeks in the making, we resolve who will…

Winston Smith. Princess Buttercup and Wesley. Vincent Price. What do they all have in common? Torment at the razor-sharp fangs of the true citizens of London and New York City, the entrails digging varmint that could, the very real red-eyed menace, THE RAT! film, gaming, literature have all turned their anxious eyes to the dark shadows shifting in …

Steal a face from the television and extend your phallic assault cannons, it's time to blast our way through the delightfully voracious fuzzbeasts of the VHS era, they're not gremlins, they're not communists, THEY'RE CRITTERS!!! CONTAINS: Excessive John Cena, Easter Sunday Sheriff Murder, Gratuitous Lack of Irony note: This episode had a brief audi…

Rip your jeans into cutoffs and plug your private parts into the wall socket, because it's time to bite our way out of Brazil, Dear Readers! STREET FIGHTER'S og monstrosity, the chlorophyll-colored Capoeira conundrum, somehow also just a guy-named-Jimmy, he's mean, he's green, he's BLANKA!!!!!! (insert shout-barking noise & electrical discharge eff…

This episode is tiny, just like The Knight! HOLLOW KNIGHT - One of 2017's top rated games of any genre, is an immersive, mind-bending dive into a cute-yet-terrifying underground world of bugs, grubs, spirits and supernatural warfare waged with broken nails. We discuss the world of Hollow Knight, our own observations about its style and gameplay, an…

CONTENT WARNING: Dungeons Dragons Aubrey Plaza Gary GygaxOleh oopsallmonsters

Fire up your Dick Millers, and lubricate your space slugs, it's time for the thrilling conclusion to 2022's kickstart - NIGHT OF THE CREEPS. Also: Aubrey Plaza is a hot lady goblin. Fred Dekker, Tom Atkins, Zombie Space Slugs, Horror, Comedy, Badassery "It's Miller Time!" https://linktr.ee/oopsallmonsters…

Load your 12 gauges and Aquanet your hair, because these drunk slugs are here to fuck. We explore what MIGHT be Hess's FAVORITE horror flick. Perhaps the ultimate smart-movie-disguised-as-a-dumb-movie, it's got zombies, it's got exploding heads filled with slugs, it's got Tom-fucking-Atkins, it's got fascists tripping cripples, it's got a suicidal …

Bill Murray kicks your emotional teeth in in 1988's carousel of Christmas-time cheer, chain-clinking ghosts, and class-warfare, it's SCROOGED. Visited by four ghosts, each more disorienting than the next, Murray portrays misunderstood job creator Frank Cross, who attempts to inject some work ethic into the cowardly social justice warriors all aroun…

What happens when you take a Reagan-era drug cult messiah, acorporate-dystopian Detroit on the brink of private-sector takeover, and automatic policing? 2021! JK - You get Robocop 2, and with it, the Robocop universe's most menacing of charismatic cultists, refitted as a chrome-plated killing machine; none other than ROBOCAIN. Grab your Sunblock 50…

Fred Savage & Daniel Stern destroy the fabric of time and space in this juvenile, piss-swilling, child-stealing, punk rock nightmare. You know...for kids! Also featuring Tom Hardy's dumpy Myspace photo, Gremlin abuse, excessive Culkinism, and The Burbs' The Klopek family. https://linktr.ee/oopsallmonsters…

Toss on your sailor's cap, and dust off your penicillin, because this week we dive into the deep end with TENTACLES, the surprisingly ambitious, unflinching ripoff of Jaws that takes more left turns than a UPS truck in San Francisco. If you're not afraid of giant octopodes, perhaps you will be by the end of this film but if not, I can guarantee you…