Chuck wanted to PARK in an EMPLOYEES ONLY ZONE, but one of the EMPLOYEES asked him NOT TO, so he LOST IT! Well, Dean, the parking lot SECURITY CHIEF, calls Chuck to first ask him if he needs to see SOMEONE about his ANGER PROBLEMS, and then give him a LIFE-TIME BAN from the LOT! Will Chuck and Dean be taking this parking lot disagreement BACK to th…

The HOUSE Keith’s RENTING is behind on its MORTGAGE, but he’s got a LEASE, so he and his LAWYER say he’s not going ANYWHERE! Well, Dean, the big bad BANK MAN, calls to ask Keith, as NICELY as he can, to just GET OUT and FIND another HOVEL to live in! Will Keith be OUT in the COLD tonight?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privac…

Dave LOVES to FISH, but he’s not as into SAFETY, he keeps getting WARNINGS about not having the RIGHT number of LIFE JACKETS! Well, Dean, the GAME WARDEN from HELL, calls to say enough is ENOUGH and Dave and his UNSAFE BUTT is BANNED from the LAKE for 6 MONTHS! Will Dave’s HOBBY be SLEEPING with the FISHES?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/…

Julie likes to FEED the BIRDS from her BALCONY, but the people BELOW her keep getting COVERED in BIRD POOP! Well, Dean, the HOA HEAVY HITTER, calls Julie to say either she stops FEEDING the BIRDS or he’s going to FEED her DEED to FISHES! Will Julie’s PROPERTY VALUE be FREE FALLIN’?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor…

Sherri’s CABLE company DUG UP her BACKYARD to lay some LINES, without even letting her KNOW! Well, guess what? The GUYS are BACK to RUIN her GRASS again, this time having to KNOCK her FENCE down to get the BACKHOE in, letting the DOG get OUT, and there’s a $300 SERVICE FEE! But at least THIS TIME they call to let her know WHILE it’s HAPPENING! Will…

Rose ordered a REFRIGERATOR and needed it DELIVERED over the WEEKEND, but they sent it to the WRONG HOUSE, so she CANCELLED the whole THING! Well, Dean, the delivery DEVIANT, calls to say he’s got the FRIDE now and either it’s going in Rose’s HOUSE or ON Rose’s LAWN! Will Rose be able to keep her COOL on this CALL?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystu…

Today’s SCAM VICTIM was having a little HANKY PANKY with her BOYFRIEND in the BEDROOM, but a METERMAN was in the BACKYARD…And the BLINDS were OPEN! Well, Rog, the meter MANAGER, calls our SCAM VICTIM to ask if she and her BOYTOY were TRYING to put on a SHOW, because if so, Rog wants a TICKET! What does Rog do to OVERLOAD the CREEPY-METER?! Listen a…

Today’s SCAM VICTIM got a little TOO DRUNK, got his TRUCK TOWED, but found it BLOCKED in when he tried to retrieve it, so he did the only RATIONAL thing…RIPE the SIDE-VIEW MIRROR off a RANDOM CAR! Well, Dean, the RANDOM car OWNER, has TRACKED our man DOWN to either get him to PAY for the BROKEN MIRROR in CASH or BLOOD! How does this CALL go from BR…

Wendy ACCIDENTLY got HOT GREASE on her FACE and had to go to the HOSPITAL, but they took SO LONG to TREAT her, Wendy just LEFT! Well, Dean, the HOSTILE hospital collection specialist, calls Wendy to say the WORLD is goin’ down the TUBE because of BEAT BEATS who don’t pay their BILLS like Wendy! So, she better PAY UP or Dean’s coming over to put the…

Connie’s AC has been FIXED so many TIMES she lost COUNT, and she’s just about DONE, good thing it’s all under WARRANTY, right?! Well, Rog, the ROUGHNECK repairman, calls to say since she been TAKING UP so much of THEIR time trying to FIX her AC, they’re adding OVERTIME charges to EACH visit, WARRANTY or NOT! How HEATED does this CALL get?! Listen a…

Rob likes to HUNT, maybe a bit TOO MUCH, since he ACCIDENTLY shot a PET DEER on someone else’s PROPERTY before! Well, this time he SHOT Rog’s $10,000 ELK, and if Rob doesn’t PAY UP, Rog is going to take what it’s WORTH out of Rob’s ASS! Will the BUCK STOP with this CALL?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Janelle’s GYM has a DAYCARE program, just drop your KIDS off and WORKOUT, but sometimes she brings her FRIEND’S kid too! Well, Dean, the customer service CRINGE MACHINE, calls Janelle to let her know they don’t appreciate her taking ADVANTAGE of THEIR VERY GENEROUS program, but since she also hasn’t PAID her BILL, her DEADBEAT behavior at least mak…

Diana had her CAR in for a QUICK FIX, paid the $300 BILL, and was on her way…Or at least that’s what she THOUGHT! Dean, the car collections SPECIALISTS, calls to let Diana know it turns out there’s $139 worth of EXTRA FEES that just got added to her BILL, so either she needs to PAY UP or bring the cat BACK to get Un-FIXED! Will Diana’s SANITY need …

Joel just PAID OFF his DEBT, but the LADY handling his account DIED with the CHECK still in the MAIL! Well, Rog, the COLD-HEARTED collections supervisor, calls to let Joel know he still owes them MONEY, because Rog doesn’t have a record of Joel PAYING, and Rog suspects Joel’s making the WHOLE thing UP because the only one who can say for sure is DE…

Lester’s LEAKY CEILING is causing him PROBLEMS, but his LANDLORD said they’d take care of it! Well, Dean, the DESTRUCTIVE construction guy, calls to let Lester know the work is taking LONGER than they thought it would, so you wouldn’t have a place to STAY TONIGHT, right? Oh, and you owe us $250 for the UNFINISHED REPAIR too! Will Lester be LEFT out…

Heather just moved out of her APARTMENT, but her DOG left a STAIN she’s hoping they don’t NOTICE! Well, Dean, the PUSHY property manager, calls to let Heather know, let found the STAIN, and since she SNUCK in a DOG and LIED about it, she’s going to have to PAY $1,300 to replace the WELL-LOVED CARPET! Will Heather PAY UP or get Dean to SHUT UP?! Lis…

Yvonne’s APARTMENT had 2 YEARS to fix a BROKEN WINDOW that was letting STARY CATS in, so she BROKE her LEASE and LEFT! Well, Dean, the CONDESCENDING collection specialist, calls to let Yvonne know she’s on the HOOK for all the DAMAGE their broken window CAUSED while they WEREN’T fixing it! Will Yvonne CRACK under the PRESSURE?! Listen and FIND OUT!…

An ATM machine EAT Shane’s CARD while he and his WIFE were having a BOOZY night on the town, so he did the ONLY logical thing, still a KNIFE in the SLOT! Well, Rog, the Bull-Headed Bank Teller, calls to let Shane know that they have him on Camera trying to Carve open their ATM, so either he pays Rog some Hush Money or else he’s Calling the Cops! Wi…

Eileen keeps getting into CAR ACCIDENTS, but NONE of them have been her FAULT! Well, Dean, the insurance INGRATE, calls Eileen after the latest REAR-ENDING to let her know that her ROUGH RIDE is OVER, because her INSURANCE RATE is going UP! Will Eileen’s SANITY survive this CALL?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa…

Douglas is Pretty Darn Good at Bowling, recently rolling a Perfect 300 game with League Approval… Or so he THOUGHT! Rog, the no NONSENSE Bowling League OFFICIAL, calls Douglas to say they looked into his “Perfect Game”, and it turns out the Lane wasn’t up to standard, so that means no 300 for Douglas! Will the OFFICIAL SCORE be SETTLED over the PHO…

Malinda bought a SUPER EXPENSIVE DOLL that’s a DOPPELGANGER of her KID, but she never GOT IT! Well, Rog, the doll DELINQUENT, calls Malinda to say, GOOD NEWS! The DOLL is on its way and all she has to do is PAY for it AGAIN! Will Rog make Malinda his PLAYTHING?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Brian TRADED-IN his TRUCK and got a PRETTY PENNY for his not so PRETTY pick-up! Well, Rog, the trade-in TROUBLEMAKER, calls Brian to say his TRUCK has been FLOODED, and Brian’s BREAKING the LAW not DISCLOSING that, so unless he wants the FUZZ on his TAIL, he better write a CHECK for $1,789! Will Rog make Brian reach his BOILING POINT?! Listen and F…

Lorraine has been PAYING OFF an AMBULANCE RIDE for 3 YEARS, but the LAST PAYMENT is this MONTH! Well, Rog, the DEBT collection DEADBEAT, calls Lorraine to let her know it turns out there’s an extra FINANCE CHARGE…So guess what? You still OWE us MONEY! Will Lorraine PONY UP the DOUGH or just PUT Rog DOWN?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/lis…

Carl has a BUNCH of JUNK in his YARD, including old CAR PARTS, RUSTY TRACKERS, & 10 WATER HEATERS! Well, Dean, the HOA REP from HELL, calls Carl to ask why his YARD is STILL FULL of CRAP! Dean sent a LETTER warning Carl about a FINE if he doesn’t CLEAN-UP, but now Dean’s coming over to THROW OUT the REAL TRASH…Carl! What happens when 1 man’s TRASH …

Today’s SCAM VICTIM needed a FILING CABINET delivered, but arranging the drop-off took SO LONG she ended up just telling them to KEEP IT! Well, Rog, the delivery DUDE, calls to say she still needs to PAY for her ADANDONED piece of FURNITURE whether she WANTS it or NOT! How far will Rog go to MAKE the SALE?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/l…

Mike likes to WORKOUT, so he knows the dos and DON'TS of GYM ETIQUETTE! Well, Rog, the EMPEROR of EXERCISE, calls Mike to say, he’s not WIPING DOWN his SWEATY machines, he’s not putting the WEIGHTS back, & he’s OGLING all the PRETTY LADIES! That last thing Rog can FORGIVE, but the REST means he’s BANNED! Will this be a MEETING of MEAT-HEADS?! Liste…

Rudie’s VAN needed some WORK, but when he got it BACK the FLOOR MATS were COVERED in GREASE! Well, Dean, the MEAN machinic, calls Rudie to say, what kind of MAN can’t handle a little GREASE on their FLOOR MATS?! Are you sure it’s not RUDY instead of RUDIE CALLING?! How HEATED does this CALL get?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for…

Raymond got an ABOVE GROUND POOL, but it’s been anything but RELAXING! It LEAKS, it’s DAMAGED, & he’s been waiting 3 WEEKS for a LADDER! Well, Rog, the KING of CUSTOMER SERVICE, calls Ray to say if he’s THIS PICKY maybe he should have put his MONEY where his MOUTH is and put in a REAL POOL! Will Raymond need to COOL DOWN after this CALL?! Listen an…

Kimberly bought a USED CAR recently and the thing has been in the SHOP more than it’s been on the ROAD, but not to worry it’s under WARRANTY! Well, Rog, the RENEGADE repairman, calls Kim to say she’s on the HOOK for $565 of the REPAIR because the WARRANTY doesn’t cover NITPICKY-NESS! Will Kimberly feel like a VALUED CUSTOMER by the end of this CALL…

It's Dean & Rog's INFAMOUS Birthday Scam! Who are they driving CRAZY today?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Oleh Houston's Eagle

The one and ONLY Dean & Rog Birthday Scam! What crazy CRAP will they get up to this time?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Oleh Houston's Eagle

Chris & his FRIEND Clint were having a WILD TIME BOATING, until Chris got a little CRAZY behind the WHEEL, and Broke Clint’s HAND! Well, Dean, Clint’s LEGEL REPRESENTATIVE, calls Chris to let him know since it happened on HIS BOAT, Chris is on the HOOK for the WHOLE $1,482 HOSPITAL BILL! Will Chris and Clint’s friendship SURVIVE this CALL?! Listen …

David recently became a BIKER, and he went all OUT! He bought a HARLEY and even SHAVED his HEAD! Well, Dean, the FRUSTRATED neighborhood next-door, calls David to say he better keep his HOG QUITE or else Dean’s coming over to GLUE a WIG to his NEWLY BALD HEAD! How HEATED does this CALL get?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for priv…

Aletta FOUND some BINOCULARS and decided to TRACK DOWN the OWNER to get them BACK! Well, Dean, the binocular BOZO, calls to say THANKS for returning his PROPERTY, but they’re all SCRATCHED UP, so Aletta is going to PAY for the REPAIRS! How many TIMES does Aletta HANG-UP?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Joy RENTED a HOTEL ROOM for some of her BIKER FRIENDS and, SURPRISE SURPRISE, they TRASHED the PLACE! Well, Rog, the Hotel HOTHEAD, calls Joy to let her know she’s on the HOOK for the REPAIRS whether she was THERE or NOT! Will Joy and Rog come to an “UNDERSTANDING”?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Jimmy likes to ride his DUNE BUGGY around the NEIGHBORHOOD, and even though the thing is STREET-LEGAL, people keep COMPLAINING! Well, Dean, the HOSTILE HOA rep, calls Jimmy to say if he sees or HEARS Jimmy riding around on his glorified GO-KART again, he’s going to BURY him and his RIDE at the BEACH where they BELONG! Will this CALL make Dean’s inn…

Tracy OWES her OWN BUSINESS and had to CANCEL her TRASH service, because they just wouldn’t PICK it UP! Well, Rog, the KING of TRASH-TALK, calls Tracy to say it’s doesn’t MATTER that they didn’t DO THEIR JOB they have a CONTRACT, which means she needs to PAY the BILL…NOW! How PROBLEMATIC does this CALL get?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/…

Julie just got DIVORCED and she got STUCK with the COURT FEES too, but not to worry, there’s a REFUND coming! Well, Dean, Julie’s COURT APPOINTED A-HOLE, calls to let her know the REFUND is on its WAY, but it’s going to her EX instead of HER! How will Juile deal with Dean’s DEDICATION to be UNHELPFUL?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listen…

Alan got BLOCKED IN on the BOAT RAMP by an unattended TRAILER, so he MOVED and LOCKED IT UP! Well, Dean, the TROUBLESOME TRAILER OWNER, calls Alan to ask just WHO THE HELL he thinks he is, TOUCHING another MAN’S C-CAMPER! Will Alan be SLEEPING with the FISHES after this CALL?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information…

Dee is a COUNTY CLERK who deals with people at their WORST every day! Well, Rog, the WORST of the WORST, calls Dee to COMPLAIN about his recent DUI charge, doing his best to argue that the system is UNFAIR while being completely WASTED and incredibly CREEPY! How does Dee DEAL with Rog’s tipsy TIRADE?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listene…

Sammy’s DAUGHTER is getting MARRIED and Sammy’s in charge of the DRESS, problem is the dress SHOP keeps pushing the DUE DATE back so she’s trying to put the PRESSURE ON! Well, Rog, the dress DELINQUENT, calls to say because Sammy RUSHED them the dress ended up getting BURNT…So it WON’T be ready for the wedding AND she’s on the hook for the REPAIR T…

The one and ONLY Dean & Rog Birthday Scam! What crazy CRAP will they get up to this time?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Oleh Houston's Eagle

It's Dean & Rog's INFAMOUS Birthday Scam! Who are they driving CRAZY today?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Oleh Houston's Eagle

Tina’s SON is a bit of a TROUBLEMAKER in SCHOOL, but he’s still a GOOD kid at HEART…RIGHT? Well, Dean, the PROFESSIONAL classroom BULLY, calls Tina to let her know her SON is MISBEHAVING AGAIN…So this time he’s going in the BOX until he learns his LESSON! Will Tina approve of Dean’s IN-THE-BOX thinking?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/list…

Bob and his WIFE just MOVED, but the MOVERS were LATE, took TOO LONG, & LOST a bunch of JEWELRY! Well, Dean, the delivery DELINQUENT, calls Bob to say working LATE means OVER-TIME so let’s talk MONEY! Will Bob CRACK under the PRESSURE?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

David’s dogs BARK, but not ALL THE TIME, but according to his neighbor ONCE it TOO MUCH! Well, Dean, the LEWD landlord, calls David to say Dean and David’s neighbor have become GOOD FRIENDS, if you KNOW what I MEAN, and those dogs are keeping Dean’s HEAD OUT of the GAME! Will Dean have to get some EAR PLUGS?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com…

Matt had the CITY out to TRAP and REMOVED 7 RACOONS from his HOUSE, and he thought the SERVICE was FREE! Well, Rog, the CITY WORKER from HELL, calls to let Matt know that taking those RACCOONS away costs $100 a POP! So, either Rog needs some MONEY from Matt TODAY, or else Matt’s gonna have 7 FUZZY new ROOMMATES! How HAIRY does this CALL get?! Liste…

Henry just put in a brand-new SPRINKLER SYSTEM, and he even went through the proper channels and got APPROVAL from the CITY…Or so he THOUGHT! Rog, the RENEGADE city planner, calls Henry to let him know he needs a PERMIT to put in that SPRINKLER, and since he doesn’t have one, he has to pull it ALL OUT and START AGAIN! How long will it take until He…

Lori’s had to RE-SIGN her MORTGAGE DOCUMENTS 3 TIMES and she’s had it ENOUGH! Well, Dean, the FINANCIAL FIEND, calls Lori to let her know she’s going to have to sign her paperwork…AGAIN! Oh, and by the way, there’s a $250 FEE to PROCESS IT! How much of Dean’s SPECIAL CUSTOMER SERVICE can Lori TAKE?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati…

Anna’s SON got into a FIGHT with another BOY in the neighborhood, and the FIGHTING KIDS led to FIGHTING PARENTS! Rog, the other boy’s DAD, calls Anna to say her SON may have STARTED IT, but he’s here to FINISH IT! How HEATED does this call get?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.Oleh Houston's Eagle