Who knew the end of the world would be so boring?Oleh Shadowcasters

Alison and Hannah discuss every character's downward spiral.Oleh Shadowcasters

Alison and Hannah have a frank discussion about how the show addresses sensitive issues.Oleh Shadowcasters

In an uncharacteristically short amount of time, Alison and Hannah cry and discuss both character plot lines and the episode’s reception.Oleh Shadowcasters

Clary miraculously passes a purity trial, Simon ends up on a quasi-date while searching for Luke, Malec finally goes on their date, and Jace is the only one who distrusts Aldertree the proper amount.Oleh Shadowcasters

Clary asks an evil warlock for help bringing the dead back to life, Alec is sad, Jace seems emotionally stable despite trying to commit suicide last episode, Izzy has a strange relationship with some salve, and we find out Simon is a Twilight vampire.Oleh Shadowcasters

Clary and Jace still want to make out even though they’re siblings, Aldertree proves that he’s The Absolute Worst but Magnus helps, Jocelyn is reassigned to Idris but ultimately undergoes a much bigger reassignment, and a demon loose at the Institute possesses everyone cool plus Raj.Oleh Shadowcasters

Teenage Jace and Alec are underutilized while everyone tries to kill Jace for a crime that any sane person would reasonably believe might have been committed by the most well-known villain around, Valentine.Oleh Shadowcasters

People try and fail to sympathize with Alec, Clary has an existential crisis, and Simon and Magnus have a bonding trip to India.Oleh Shadowcasters

Valentine dies twice before getting shot, Jace spirals farther than we previously thought possible, a new authority from the Clave makes even Maryse look good, and no one really knows what’s going on with Jocelyn.Oleh Shadowcasters

Hannah and Alison return, just a few weeks before the premiere of season 2, to discuss their favorite episodes, favorite characters, and their final thoughts on season one. Now featuring bonus cats.Oleh Shadowcasters

Jace has daddy issues, Clary is willing to destroy an entire race to find a book, Alec realizes his boyfriend is immortal, and Luke and Jocelyn are #RelationshipGoals.Oleh Shadowcasters

Clary doesn't know why Jace thinks incest is such a horrible thing, Simon thinks he's going to get laid, and Alec has a George Washington themed bachelor party. Additionally, here is the link to the article we discuss briefly: https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2016/04/shadowhunters-executive-producer-michael-reisz-tal.html…

We find out that the Clave has a ridiculously fast and corrupt legal system. Meanwhile, when Michael Wayland joins Clary, Jace, and Luke, Clary begins to suspect that she's no long the only evil mastermind in the group.Oleh Shadowcasters

Alec discovers his Parabatai has been keeping some secrets from him, Luke shoots Simon ten times, and Clary stumbles into some fairly well-written fanfiction (but Alison and Hannah have some complaints).Oleh Shadowcasters

Clary and Simon fight, Raphael welcomes his new fledgling, Izzy's boyfriend maybe gets murdered, Jace and Alison both cry, and Hannah is becoming a vampire.Oleh Shadowcasters

Clary tries to weasel out of making an important decision, Raphael decides to overthrow the government, Alec gets heteroengaged, Izzy turns out to be New York's top forensic pathologist, and Hannah struggles to say Lisbon properly.Oleh Shadowcasters

Clary goes on the hunt for the Mortal Cup, Simon's vampire cold reaches its natural conclusion, and Jace complains a lot about being slapped in the face.Oleh Shadowcasters

Alison and Hannah learn exactly why Jocelyn is the best ever while Clary thinks an unlikely candidate may be her biological father.Oleh Shadowcasters

Clary goes rogue and finds a box that looks startlingly like its movie counterpart, Simon gets kidnapped (again), and Luke declares his allegiance while Alison and Hannah cringe every time someone says alpha leader.Oleh Shadowcasters

The quest to find Clary's lost memories finally comes to an end when an unexpected party ruins the mission. Clary is forced to do a good deed. Meanwhile, Hannah and Alison celebrate a noticeable uptick in quality.Oleh Shadowcasters

While Clary forces everyone to go to drastic measures (again) to retrieve her best friend, Alison and Hannah want to know why, just why. We apologize for the audio quality of this episode, which was caused by the technical difficulties of recording in the same room.Oleh Shadowcasters

While Clary forces everyone to go to drastic measures to retrieve her memories, Alison and Hannah want to know why she and Jace are holding hands.Oleh Shadowcasters

Hannah and Alison discuss the first episode of Shadowhunters, addressing their first impressions of the series and how the episode isn’t actually a pilot.Oleh Shadowcasters