Episode 11: Cannibal Aquaman, Fungi, and Submarine Karaoke

Almost Never Podcast

Disclaimer: we do not think the loss of life is a joke and do not intend for any malice in our satire.
We swear we have hearts...
The Almost Never gents are back at it again. Josh asks the question, "How much fungi does it take to go full Megan Thee Stallion — body, ody, ody, ody", and finds his answer somewhere between the California coast and Fried Cauliflower. Trey takes on a new superhero identity, "Mr. Reach Around". The lads address the submersible in the room and things definitely go down. Rich people spend their money on dumb things. All gates are bad. There are easier ways to see the Titanic. The media shows that billionaires are more important that refugees. It'll only take Trey 1 1/2 hours to turn into cannibal Aquaman. It's only been one week after the Finals and the NBA is already on some wild trades. Pharrell does his thing for LV. Josh and Sean have Mark in the Zucker v. Muskrat bout, but Trey thinks Elon got the juice. Land ghosts are way cooler than sea ghosts, and submarine karaoke... we apologize in advance.
00:00 - Intro: Josh's Mushroom Recap
11:34 - Chin plugs and Mr. Reach Around
14:42 - OceanGate, refugees, and big money
21:08 - If Trey was on the submarine and the birth of Cannibal Aquaman
23:26 - Near death experiences; Trey and Josh almost drown
30:45 - NBA trades, Draft Picks, and CP3 to Golden State and Bradley Beal to the Suns
39:40 - Pharrell debut LV show
46:05 - Elon v. Zucker - Welcome to the Thunderdome!
57:33 - Land ghost or a sea ghost?
1:07:00 - Digging yourself out of Flat Earth
1:13:00 - Outro: Submarine Karaoke