The Bird & The Bear - Session 56

Dimes In The Dozen

(0:00) - The boys open the show as boys do, talkin’ balls - (4:06) - Daryl’s got a bunion problem and Sammy is very unserious about it, “It’s shaking hands with me from across the f**king room”

(7:59) - The boys discuss the Alabama river boat brawl - (10:19) - Daryl has some strongly worded thoughts on why he agrees with the form of people’s justice used in the river boat brawl, “Crimes that show and illustrate that you don’t care for the time, energy, and lives of other people, should be met with maximum force” - (13:04) - Sammy points out how common public incidents with inconsiderate people are becoming and this leads the boys into a tangent about small towns, “They tried that s***t in a small town and got hit with a chair” - (19:17) - The boys give their opinions on who did, and didn’t deserve the beats in the river boat brawl, “In this race based brawl … my feminism left my body” - (26:26) - Daryl discusses how this situation shows the level of privilege these white people felt when they started the brawl, “That’s not heart! That’s pure ignorance!” - (30:45) - The boys give some final, light hearted commentary on the river boat brawl, “Every single scene in that entire video is a Renaissance painting”

(38:33) - The boys react to Donald Trump and two of his employees getting hit with additional charges for attempting to destroy video evidence - (40:21) - Sammy takes a short moment to discuss some of the more interesting text messages mentioned in the superseding indictment, “You know my homies Espi and Onage!” - (44:09) - Daryl breaks down what the Mar-a-Lago IT Director could and couldn’t do with the security footage, “If I’m in IT, I don’t need to be loyal to you. I’m loyal to these machines b**ch” - (50:27) - Sammy notes that Trump had his employees so gassed up that they couldn't help but flagrantly dry snitch the entire time, “I do crime for fun, a lot of crime, dude”

(52:35) - The boys react to Donald Trump being indicted for felony violations of national security laws and a conspiracy to obstruct justice - (56:28) - Daryl breaks down why if Trump is convicted of even a single crime he should lose his secret service detail, “We are no longer protecting you, we are protecting us from you” - (1:06:09) - Sammy explains why even a Trump conviction won’t change much of our current political issues with the far right, “The only thing this is gonna do is remove Trump as a viable candidate for playable conservatives” - (1:08:20) - The boys get tired of talking Trump and start talking trucks and Chainsaw Man, “I like double wide with a big ol’ a** and a set of nuts”

(1:17:13) - The boys discuss “Lord British” and the MMORPG, Shroud of The Avatar - (1:21:22) - Daryl explains a snippet of Unreal Engine's history as the boys have a short conversation about the development of their favorite video games - (1:26:12) - Daryl has a beautiful rant about video game studios releasing subpar products, "Release a good product and then we will tell you where it's broken" - (1:29:48) - Sammy brings up how micro transactions destroy the integrity of so many potentially great games and Daryl shares an anecdote from EVE Online - (1:37:08) - The boys share their final thoughts on why micro transactions need to end and why "Lord British" probably set out to make a great game but fell victim to the gaming trends of the time