Double Meat Curtains! Top Cereal Draft, Your own poop don't stink?

Halfway To Middle Aged

Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: dog barking late at night, Cheerios, top 3 cereals draft, Captain Crunch, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Fruity Pebbles, Cocoa Pebbles, Froot Loops, Pops, Lincoln Lawyer, Meta Ray Ban Sunglasses, Road Head, NFL< Coca Cola idea, dumb dad joke, tooth hurty, Billy text, No Nut November, blue balls, alcoholic, Sniffing Tito's, your own shit don't smell, farts, you can't trust a fart over 40, drinking cherry moonshine, dinner with J-Bone family, Moscow Mule, shitting in a lawn, taking a shit with people watching,bar bathrooms, kids walking in on parents, no room is safe, animals hygiene is disgusting, no ass wiping, angle pissing at the urinal, family celebrating Christmas, pumpkins are useless, fun size candy is a tease, college class on Halloween, professor launching candy like Josh Allen, t-shirt cannons hate us, lecture University of Albany quiz, jerking off in the shower, kids screw things up, Jergens to jerk it, Double Meat Curtains, Dodgers, Jets season tickets are worthless, just missed Garrett Wilson catch of the century, NFL pick of the week, election, voting, upcoming Nashville trip, Pentatonix, Pitch Perfect, Revenge of the Nerds, Vernmo is the Douchebag, football game with nephews, upcoming Royal Rumble watch along, Roman Reigns, Logan Paul and more.

Chapter

1. Double Meat Curtains! Top Cereal Draft, Your own poop don't stink? (00:00:00)

2. Top 3 cereal draft (00:02:20)

3. shit smells, farts, public shitting, animals hygiene (00:10:49)

4. Christmas, pumpkins are useless (00:18:16)

5. Jerking off in shower, double Meat curtains (00:22:29)

6. Jets worthless season tickets, missed Garrett Wilson catch (00:25:00)