E134: "There's No Place Like Home..." Lessons from the Land of OZ ahead of our upcoming elections.

ONE DAY CLOSER with Mark & Dave

Let's compare two worlds. Forget the personalities, forget the agendas, just ask yourself, "What kind of world do you want to live in?" Let's take a tornado ride with Dorothy and compare Bizzaro World with Home.
SHOW NOTES:
Todays title references a classic movie - The Wizard of OZ. Dorthy is our heroine who falls fast a sleep and is whisked off in a dream that takes her to the Land of OZ. Things are wonky in OZ. Short little people dancing around on a yellow brick road, a dead witch, a good witch, a Scarecrow, who has no brain; a Tin Man, who has no heart; and a Cowardly Lion who has no courage. The only way home is to visit the Wizard.

So Mark. Let’s play a little game from the Land of OZ or better yet, from the Land of Bizzaro World. The central question we want to reveal at the end of our game…is this. Do we wish to stay in Bizzaro World or return home to peace, normalcy, comfort and renewed purpose?

Ready? Here we go. Close your eyes and dream with me. “Socialism Is the Way. American Is Last. I Will Submit All The Days of My Life.” POOF! Welcome to Bizzaro World. Here we’ll all enjoy, regardless of status, color or creed a world that makes absolutely NO SENSE, where everything is upside down, where the minority is confused, easily triggered, and void of rational behavior.

The Wizards in charge are committed to convincing the majority of the public that:
- The innocence of Children is not worth defending.
- Gender Affirming Care is a “loving action” and not a child mutilation scheme
- Diversity, Equity and Inclusion is healthy for all instead of reverse RACISM.
- Child / Hormone Blockers are a GOOD thing…and NOT an attempt to act as GOD
- Demonizing Parents as “unsafe and untrustworthy” because they are protecting their kids from stupid, is LEGAL
- Denying Parents rights and input into their kids education is best handled by the “AUTHORITIES”
- “There’s no issue at the border!” “We vetted all 12 million “new immigrants.”
- The economy in Bizzaro World is better than at any time in history.
- Crime is at an all-time low. Images of people pushing fellow travelers in-front of the subways is “fake news”
- No such thing as a 2-tiered Justice System. Only one. Ours!
- We are your Masters and we decide what’s just, fair and righteous.
- We believe another 20 million "better suited serfs” would help our cause.
- Teen, youth and veterans suicide rates are normal! There’s nothing to see here.
- You must be bigoted, racist, white nationalist, conspiracy birthing, domestic terrorist if you think the homeland comes 1st

THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME - THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME - THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME!!
To the Land of Prosperity & Peaceful Bliss, where everyone can pursue their own dreams without the evil Wizards in our bedrooms and wallets. Here we find:
- An unlimited supply of energy including, Wind, Solar, Natural Gas and Fossil Fuel. Millions of people will immediately have their jobs back, producing the cleanest energy on the planet.
- Here the economy self regulates itself…We would be the worlds largest producer of crude oil.
- We would no longer be slaves bowing down to the evil dirty oil producers abroad
- No more shame or guilty for having foreign child labor produce rare minerals to power our expensive Teslas.
- Criminals, from car jackers, thieves (shoppers w/o money), murders, or gang members would no longer own the streets.
- Law and Order would be restored.
- Our Department of In-Justice would be deconstructed and rebuilt
- January 6er’s that were not violent would be freed from solitary confinement, reimbursed for time lost
- Our 3 letter agencies would all be d