Gay or Nay? Tory Ojeda's Polygamy Pregnancy Jamboree
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This week on Pop Uncultured, we're back! A few months ago JY and I hopped on Discord to chat, which resulted in - as it often does - finding some internet horseshit to be disgusted by. Like episode 1, we tripped and fell into an impromptu recording. We've come full circle.
Speaking of coming full circle, there's this circle full of cum named Tory Ojeda who managed to scoop up four miserable wretches from the diseased streets of Florida, and manipulate their feeble, cuckhold minds into living/slamming ass with her. For all the guff we give her in this episode, I think she's actually a hero. The four goblins she lives with, however, are junk gutter filth and should consider self-harm.
Goblin 1 is named Trevor or something. When I look at him, I have the overwhelming urge to plug a feeding tube in his throat. In spite of having the appearance of a brain-damaged coma patient in the hospital, he's actually Tory's bottom bitch and a straight up ride-or-die type. Celebrate him, for this is what real masculinity looks like in our dystopian cultural hellhole.
Goblin 2 is the guy who looks like "a very special guy" and has anchors on his t shirt and I don't remember his real name. He looks absolutely miserable for every single moment of the shoot, and his clear discontent tips us off to something sinister. No spoilers, but JY cracks this case wide open.
Goblin 3 is the fat nerd who looks like the default create-a-character template for an incel. He's unremarkable, but watching his empty, thousand yard stare was consistently amusing.
Goblin 4 is probably the coolest dude in the whole house, which puts his stock at about 0 dollars and 0 cents. The only reality where a ginger can be the "coolest" anything is in that wretched Florida hovel... That den of sin! Woe to them, woe to the sinners! When the time of judgment is upon us, they shall suffer His wrath!
Seriously thank the Dark Lord and Father of Lies Lucifer for the state of Florida, they're just a neverending stream of outrage and disgust, and here at Pop Uncultured we know what side our bread is buttered. Here's lookin at you, kids.
Link to video/article: https://nypost.com/2019/12/06/polyamorous-florida-woman-with-4-boyfriends-is-pregnant/
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