Fuck the Pandemic

Sneeze! with James Whittingham

James has had it with the pandemic. The solution? A no holds barred ANGRY rant about everything Covid life gave us.

I've so had it with everything! I can't even feel like I should do a podcast!

Fuck book shelves

Fuck the Republican Party

fuck birthday parties

fuck choirs

fuck spittle

Fuck Pollution

Fuck walmart

fuck amazon

fuck Halloween candy

fuck sexism

fuck Florida

fuck my neighour

fuck his Corvette

fuck his boredom

fuck his lawn mower

fuck his lawn

fuck his retirement

fuck his hat

he never wears hat so it must be terrible

fuck apple tv plus

fuck lysol wipes

fuck hand sanitizer

fuck hand sanitizer made by your local micro brewery

fuck hair

fuck my covid mop

fuck my hairstylist who is a herd immunity fan

fuck herds

Fuck cows for burping the planet into oblivion

fuck working from home

fuck Hollywood for satiating me

fuck the mail man where is he?

Fuck the amazon delivery person

fuck prime day

fuck mail in voting

fuck circles on the sidewalk

fuck six feet

fuck grocery stores. It's like a zombie escape room.

Fuck doctors

fuck my pharmacist

fuck the person who delivers my prescription

fuck bicycles

fuck ebikes

fuck zoom

fuck skype

fuck web cams

fuck reporters pathetic homes

fuck winter

fuck bars

fuck millennials

fuck contact tracers

fuck politicians

fuck podcasters, there's more of them now

fuck children who can't get sick

fuck bleach

fuck Americans

fuck old ladies who vote based on the candidates smile.

Fuck late night tv hosts

fuck stephen colbert

fuck the nhl

fuck carboard cutouts in stands

fuck bubbles

fuck spiky corona virus graphics

fuck saturday night live at home

bless saturday night live with an audience

fuck kanye west

fuck mental illness

fuck social distancing

fuck aerosols

fuck political debates

fuck the us postal service

fuck uber eats

fuck skip the fucking dishes.

Fuck food

fuck my messy kitchen

fuck screens that have taken over my kids

fuck distance learning

fuck your online passwords

fuck the police.

Fuck covid songs

fuck all lives matter because they don't

fuck tear gas

fuck lies

fuck fox news

fuck evangelicals

fuck what's her name

fuck the supreme court

fuck my crush on Kaitlan Collins

fuck middle age

fuck preexisting conditions

fuck makeshift morgues

fuck parties

fuck cancer

fuck obesity

fuck walter reid

fuck cloudy weather

fuck smart phones

fuck facebook

fuck mark zuckerberg

fuck twitter

fuck pornography that pretends to be insest, it ruins it for the rest of us.

Fuck my bladder

fuck my flatulence

fuck reality television

fuck the pandemic

fuck mourning from a distance

fuck masks

fuck your mask

i hate your fucking mask.

Fuck people who sew their own mask

fuck dollar store masks

fuck costco masks

fuck branded masks

fuck covid

fuck disease

fuck the same infectiousness disease experts i have watch on cable news over and over.

Fuck them that they're young and hot.

Fuck their bookcases

fuck their dogs running around behind them

fuck gardening

fuck fresh air

fuck 2020

like really go fuck yourself!

Fuck sneezing