S4Ep10: Dan's Back. Roquan's Playing. Hugh's Illini Debuting.

Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears Podcast

The boys wrap up their preseason slate of episodes with the return of Dan Doinks from Hawaii. How tan do we think his unmentionables are? Still pretty paste-y? Anywho, the Seahawks were no match for the Bears in preseason game two as they remain on top of the NFC North for a second-consecutive week. What are our feelings on Roquan ending his "hold-in" and playing out the final year of his rookie contract? Tons more, including the Big Ten Minute as Hugh Robertson and the Fighting Illini kick off their 2022 season this weekend versus Wyoming. We are so close to real football, baby. Plus we have a new Hawaiian business idea that is an absolute home run.

0:00 - 03:52 - Intro with new tune to deceased Fan N Egg Phil in Indiana, "Phil's In Heaven." Happy 40th birthday in the clouds.

03:52 - 09:47 - What's on tap tonight?

09:48 - 11:10 - How can you be the next Zero Doinks via Anchor?

11:10 - 41:06 - Bears Chitter Chatter. Ro Smith is back, somewhat reluctantly. Most of the Bears starters will be playing at least half of the final preseason game. What does Dan think about the likely Week 1 starting offensive line? Have the boys recovered from the release of BoPete Keyes? Other NFL thoughts, including Phil's boy Mitch.

41:06 - 41:43 - Where can you find us on the interwebs?

41:43 - 65:06 - B1G Minute. Hugh Robertson's Illini have another Week 0 game, this time hosting Wyoming. Northwestern-Nebraska get it going.

65:06 - END - Let's wrap this M'Fer up. Everton bad? Manti Te'eo documentary opinions. Eating hot dogs in odd ways.

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