I Am Sam is a movie starring Sean Penn as a special needs person, as supported by special needs people also playing special needs people. Jason and Todd talk about why this movie remained a punchline in other movies for years after its release, what exactly the "it factor" is, and how to be a narc in a professional entertainment industry situation.…

Hobo with a Shotgun is a violently silly movie with Rutger Hauer. Jason isn't as into as Todd, which naturally leads them down a path to discuss cats, Shia LaBeouf's art installation, and whatever the name is of the guy who directed that thing that was pretty good.Oleh Jason Rohrer and Todd Anderson

Flight from Ashiya is an old movie about a rescue team led by a racist guy who hates Yul Brenner for being Japanese, which of course he is not. Jason and Todd talk about the aesthetic of model work versus cartoons, the movie Civil War which is somewhat dumb, and how weed makes it impossible to remember anything that happens in the Clint Eastwood mo…

Fear City is an Abel Ferrara movie with Tom Berenger and a bunch of really famous actresses being exploited for cheap thrills. Jason thinks it's gross, and Todd does do, but they are watching this thing anyway. Stuff other than Fear City being discussed: Shoot to Kill starring Tom Berenger, Switchback starring Dennis Quaid which is not to be confus…

The Reflecting Skin is a kinda vampire movie directed by the same guy who did The Passion of Darkly Noon. His titles are weird. And there's always that Viggo. But that doesn't matter, because Jason and Todd are talking about funerals, tricks for remembering names, and the trouble with greasers.Oleh Jason Rohrer and Todd Anderson

The Passion of Darkly Noon is a movie that is exactly the movie its title suggests. Jason and Todd talk about future tragedies a couple cast members would face, the fact that golden hour is not at noon, and the how important it is not to take in stray men stumbling through the forest behind your house. It's a lot to digest, but so is The Passion of…

Life of the Party is a Melissa McCarthy movie that made $65 million at the box office. It's a kind of riff on Back to School. Jason hates it. Todd loves Melissa McCarthy no matter what. They also talk a lot about losers and what should be done with them. Spoiler alert: at the end they feel terrible.Oleh Jason Rohrer and Todd Anderson

A cursed episode finally recorded! Join us for the re-record of an episode we tried to make back in August. We talk a few miscellaneous topics like the Sims and the Cars Cinematic Universe. But we mostly talk about the Formula 1 2024 season so far: Lewis Hamilton's future move to Ferrari, the failures of the French, and why the hell is Logan Sargea…

No Safe Haven is a revenge thriller with one Wings Hauser, easily the most favored actor of this podcast. Jason's backside is bothering him and Todd is facing a professional existential crisis, so they mostly ignore Wings in order to talk about what is wrong with society and how much they would like to fix it except they have no money. Oh, and Doct…

Possession is a horror movie with Sam Neil that feels like you are watching scene work from an acting class. Jason and Todd sometimes get mesmerized by the acting in this movie enough to actually talk about the movie itself, but they also talk about children's television, anal surgery, and what kinds of guns they like to shoot. Also, they breakdown…

We’re alive and back for our annual “What the fuck was that year” episode! This time, all about 2023. Hop in your billionaire submarine and get ready for a recap of a shitshow year. And also talking too much about James Cameron. Follow us on: Twitter: @LBTPod, @spacejessss, @abbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybeautifultownpod@gmail.com…

Dogs is a Jaws rip-off with delightful domesticated dogs instead of a shark. It's got that guy who played Fletch's ex-wife's lawyer in those Chevy Chase movies. Anyway, Jason and Todd mostly talk about two William Friedkin films of varying quality, that guy who directed that Oscar thing that directed other movies they might have liked, and also fan…

Dangerous Men is a DIY passion project by a guy named John Rad about a woman getting revenge on men for being total douche canoes. Its running time is an hour and twenty minutes, but this podcast lasts for more than two hours because Jason and Todd have to talk about the horrors of aging, the ups and downs of mushroom trips, and the third season of…

The Postman is a three hour Waterworld without water. Jason and Todd talk through the whole thing, mostly about our weight insecurities, the gift of Tom Petty, and the power of The Church over filmmaking. After this, they'll see you in the New Year, which is an election year. Oh yeah, they also talk about suicide.…

Silverado is an 80s western that Jason hates so much he wanted to do a two and a half hour podcast about it. Of course, Jason and Todd barely talk about the movie at all, instead talking about Theresa Russell, the importance of the audition process, and then get in a debate about Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio and Julianna Margulies. Also they talk ab…

Tough Guys Don't Dance is a neo-noir picture from Norman Mailer, in which homophobic misogynists do horrible things to each other in Provincetown, MA. Jason and Todd talk about what this movie meant in their childhoods, discuss Jason's troubles operating an iPad, and Todd reminds Jason that he was once Albert Maysles' house boy for a weekend.…

Airport is a movie about an airport run by incompetents. Jason and Todd talk about why they love disaster movies even though that's ghoulish, Jason discusses how various health troubles make sex uninviting, and Todd remembers his favorite shot from Airport '77. It's all right here, folks!Oleh Jason Rohrer and Todd Anderson

Blades is an 80s movie about a killer lawnmower terrorizing a golf course. Jason and Todd mostly talk about Todd's son, the homeless crisis, and how this movie is way better than any Marvel film. The effects are better.Oleh Jason Rohrer and Todd Anderson

Like Normal People is a TV movie where Shaun Cassidy plays a guy constantly referred to as a word that nobody dares use anymore. Jason thinks Shaun Cassidy is Andrew McCarthy and then spends much of the podcast fumbling around the word nobody uses anymore while Todd freely admits to getting choked up in the first act before losing interest somewher…

It’s hot union summer and everyone is on strike! Well, everyone except F1 probably because Bernie Ecclestone... cause as we learn, it’s always his fault. We talk the WGA & SAG-AFTRA strikes and then completely pivot to our vroom vroom hyperfixation to discuss the firing of “Nyck” De Vries from AlphaTauri.…

The Great Outdoors is a movie from the John Hughes/John Candy team up era of comedy movies. Jason doesn't like family comedies, but Todd is okay with them if they have raccoons and teen romance, and each character gets their own specific scoring. Mostly Jason and Todd talk about current event issues like homelessness and also television monologues.…

Hello Jess and Abby use podcasting as an excuse to connect and also because we think we are hot, insightful, and funny, we make everyone listen to us. Should this have been a Facetime call? Maybe, but then you wouldn’t get to listen to us be hot, insightful, and funny as we talk about the WGA strike, Formula 1, and Prince Harry’s traumatized penis.…

Lost Horizon is a movie about a plane filled with rich white trash crash landing into a musical. Jason and Todd don't like musicals to begin with, but this thing really brings a new meaning to the concept of lousy films. Also, George Kennedy had hard water, and nobody ever told him about filtration systems. Doesn't matter, Jason and Todd talk about…

House Party is another movie called House Party made for this year, 2023. Jason doesn't like it and talks about his anal fissure. Todd reminisces about his youth when it seemed like he had a really good shot at lucrative acting gigs. He doesn't like the new House Party, either, but he loves the old ones. He saw House Party 3 in the theater! No matt…

Trackdown is a movie that has Eric Estrada in it. One time, Todd saw Eric Estrada's personal locker at a cigar store in Studio City. But that's not at all what Jason and Todd talk about while watching this movie that has Anne Archer in it, they've got to talk about people with the last name Sidaris and socio-political issues they clearly don't full…

Stewardess School is an 80s comedy about exactly what it sounds like. This is the kind of movie that Jason thinks is a detriment to society, and the kind of absolute garbage Todd delights in. This of course leads to discussion about impenetrable loneliness and feeling abandoned by society. Whatever, they don't watch sports, so this is all they got.…

We’re not! We are still alive and here to talk about the absolute shitshow that was 2022. Buckle up, folks, it’s a mostly bumpy ride. But hey, at least the Queen died!Oleh Lousy Beautiful Town

A Ghost Story is a movie about Casey Affleck standing around in a bedsheet. In other news, Jason got a colonoscopy and Todd saw a movie called Plane. As if that's not enough, there's a complete breakdown of Oscar contenders regardless of how few of them were actually seen by the two self-described idiots who talk a good twenty minutes after the mov…

Dead for a Dollar is a Walter Hill western that came out in 2022. Seems fitting for the last movie Jason and Todd talk through for the year. In addition to complaining about not enough gun fire, Jason dives deep into his family history, and Todd talks about the (also 2022) movie Troll. This one made Jason real mad and now he has vowed revenge.…

[[:encoded, "Portland Expose is an old movie based on true facts that expose the criminal underbelly of Portland. It exposes everything. A real expose. Jason and Todd only stop to be horrified by the violence towards women while talking about nuclear war, nazis, and The Water Wars. Oh, and Blonde. They talk about Blonde."]]…

[[:encoded, "Willy's Wonderland is a movie about a silent Nic Cage fighting animatronic demons. Jason thinks it's the best movie ever made, and Todd thinks it's maybe third or fourth best. No matter; they talk about lots of other things like old man health issues, David Mamet being old and having old man health issues like Republicanism, and also h…

It’s lights out on the first half of the Formula 1 season and away we go with the summer break silly season! That’s right babies, it’s another F1 episode. This time we catch y’all up on all the drama that has occurred in the two (2) days of F1’s summer break (as of recording this ep.) as well as some of our highlights throughout the season thus far…

Luke and Gabe continue their “Futurama Interregnum” season with an analysis of the Harley Quinn TV Show Pilot. Follow us on Twitter @ALMPod or on Facebook at facebook.com/almpod/. Check out our website at almpod.com. On this show: Gabe discusses the methodology of Harley Quinn and how the themes are laid out in the pilot Gabe and Luke compare Harle…

Ew, we’re talking about Star Wars. But first we have to be haters for like, 40 minutes because we are who we are. We eventually get to talking about Kenobi, we promise. And when we do it’s nothing but love from then on. Join us as we talk about the true keys to Star Wars (hint: it’s love & trauma), emotional catharsis, unintentionally unpack some c…

Luke and Gabe begin their “Futurama Interregnum” season, starting with an analysis of the Rick and Morty Pilot. Follow us on Twitter @ALMPod or on Facebook at facebook.com/almpod/. Check out our website at almpod.com. On this show: Preamble explaining Another Lousy TV Podcast, and what the plan is for the episodes we recorded. Gabe and Luke discuss…

[[:encoded, "The White Buffalo has a magical white buffalo puppet, a magical Jack Warden, and a Charles Bronson who never takes his damn shirt off. Don't matter, though, cuz Jason and Todd talk about other things most of the time, like what their lives were like in 5th grade and how their memories are not at all dependable. They don't yell at each …

JACLYN’S BACK AND READY TO TALK ABOUT HOT LESBIANS! That’s right, babies, we’re talking about Arcane! Join us (but mostly Jess and Jaclyn) as we deep dive into the story of Arcane, the music, the art, and characters like Vi (hot), Caitlyn (hot), Jinx (traumatized), and Jayce (THE WORST). Jess gets horny for Silco, Jaclyn makes beautiful & insightfu…

[[:encoded, "Action U.S.A. is a movie about cars blowing up and people catching fire and jumping off bridges. While this unfolds before them, Jason and Todd talk about other car movies, have a love fest over the movie The Best Years of Our Lives, and they also talked about voting for sure - although that one may have happened off mic, we don't reme…

[[:encoded, "The Oscar is a sleazy movie about a sociopath who wants to win an Oscar real bad. While the sordid tale unravels, Jason and Todd talk about the reality of cashmere sweaters against bare skin, the difference between Valley dive bars and The Oscars, and the importance of the correct percentage of THC for editing an audio play."]]…

So what does this mean for us and our many fans? It means we’re back on the air! Listen in as Luke and Gabe discuss the reboot of Futurama on Hulu, and what this means for Another Lousy Millennium! Follow us on Twitter @ALMPod or on Facebook at facebook.com/almpod/. Check out our website at almpod.com. On this show: Futurama is restarting in 2023!!…

IT’S LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE GO WITH THE LONG ANTICIPATED JESS AND ABBY’S GUIDE TO FORMULA ONE!!!! Join us as we introduce you to our version of the most popular motorsport in the world. Spoiler alert: It’s horny. If you’re looking to genuinely learn about the sport of F1, this is not the pod for you. Or if you’re a Max Verstappen/Red Bull/Christian…

[[:encoded, "Turkey Shoot aka Escape 2000 is another exploitative take on The Most Dangerous Game starring the magnetic Steve Railsback. It's epic and kind of wonderful but Jason and Todd mostly talk about Ukraine and their equally subjective and uneducated opinions on auteur filmmakers. And Todd complains about that same stupid commercial director…

Russ is here and we’re talking about the best show ever, Derry Girls! Join us as we figure out why we, a bunch of Americans, relate so heavily to a group of Irish Catholic girls growing up at the end of The Troubles in Derry. Also Abby talks about being Catholic (sorry) and triggers the Protestants (not sorry). Never forget that Protestants hate AB…

Angela and Jamie sign off for the last time. It's been a great ride! Thank you all for your support and downloads over our 4 seasons. We couldn't have done it without you! Thank you for sharing your stories with us and our listeners and we hope that you all HAVE A GREAT LIFE!!! Check out these deals on Amazon!! https://amzn.to/3zL1lFA…

Listen, we’d love to not be a Star Wars podcast anymore but Star Wars (& Star Wars fandom) keeps showing its whole ass so here we are. Join us as we talk about The Footnotes of Boba Fett and scream about bad storytelling, Temuera Morrison not getting to be the star of his own show, and transphobia within LFL & Star Wars fandom regarding Rosario Daw…

[[:encoded, "The Identical is a movie about Elvis's twin being as good as Elvis which according to this movie's music also sucks. No matter. Despite the running time of an hour forty for the movie, Jason and Todd talk for three and a half hours. Included are thoughts on this movie, other Christian movies, and then they yell fight for thirty minutes…

2021 sure was a year! Let’s recap it with the only coping skill (and maybe our first line of defense against COVID) we have: the devil’s lettuce. From insurrections to Nicki Minaj’s friend’s cousin’s testicles to buttering cats, we’ve got it all. In loving memory of Betty White and the Boat that got stuck in the Suez.…

[[:encoded, "Cosmic Sin is a movie with Frank Grillo and Bruce Willis and they are in space. There's a lot of neon and tons of giant loud laser guns, but you would think Jason and Todd can't hear it as they instead talk about Lamb (a completely unrelated movie) and the truth about COVID and comedians, both alive and not alive. 2022 begins!"]]…

Howdy Christmas Cowfolks! This week we continue our bad southern accents and review Tello's Christmas on the Ranch! Join Emma and Abby as they love on lesbians, bemoan the idea that a strong social media presence isn't necessary for a business, and get a little horny for the holidays. Enjoy! Next Week: A Castle for Christmas & A Christmas Dance Reu…

Here we are; the end of the universe. Well, now what? You guys wanna talk? …. No thanks. Listen in as Luke and Gabe wrap up their podcast with part 2 of their series wrap up, listing their least favorite episodes, and favorite quotes, of Futurama. Follow us on Twitter @ALMPod or on Facebook at facebook.com/almpod/. Check out our website at almpod.c…