In which Rob frightens Dan with his ideas for a death-based advent calendar; we educate the public about safe sex (at last!); market Dan’s new “splat mat” and Rob’s new “Jizzel”; wrongly predict that next week will see the first ever resuscitation of a cryogenically-frozen head; discuss living hams, psycho milkies, poisoned yakults, sliced bear fac…

In which we celebrate Dan’s recent wedding and the near-death experience at the reception; ruminate about Max Schreck’s smelly wee; make a long-awaited return to our Urinal Fly efficiency debate; consider the mechanics of The Rapture (as presented by Kilroy); debunk all garlic-based superstitions; and lament Dr. Beeching’s failure to close Highley …

In which we podcast from a mini cooper outside of Dan's house in Shropshire; provide a helpful alarm clock message for our dedicated listeners; discuss how Jack the Ripper might have used women's breasts for a pillow; weigh up the merits of invisibility and flight; and consider how Beyonce Knowles ascertains whether things are Bootlicious or not.…

In which we podcast live from the anonymity of a motorway service station, fuelled by sushi and 69p Tesco Value zinc batteries; we discuss public toilet politics; correct Dan's misinterpretation of the Jesus resurrection story; promote a new kidney stone-giving soft drink; prematurely leak news of our possible Edinburgh Fringe show; debate Easter e…

In which we discuss how we met; review some of Rob's early stand-up material; question the American prejudice against short men; celebrate Rob's return the UK; brainstorm some future podcast features; and fondly reminice about Dan's terrifying experience on a burning airplane.Oleh Wringham & Godsil

In which we discuss all the lies that are our lives; the biggest whoppers we've ever told; a British umbrella company called Poppins and Cobblepot; scare Dan with some Cockney God impressions and celebrate our last podcast for the forseeable future.Oleh Wringham & Godsil

In which we engineer a spooky Halloween special by talking about our favourite scary movies of yesteryear; Rob's review of spooky Mr Quint from 'The Turn of the Screw'; and Dan's lack of experience in the horror movie genre.Oleh Wringham & Godsil

In which we enjoy a departure from our usual crude humour in favour of a frank and balanced discussion about vegetarianism and the problems of eating meat: a vegetarian of nine years and an omnivore former butcher discuss the merits of vegetarianism and Graham Hill's 'Weekday Veg' system.Oleh Wringham & Godsil

In which we relate a 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'-style event in Chinatown; review the rubbish new film version of Kurt Vonnegut's 'Harrison Bergeron'; worry about Dan's radically changing policies concerning switching off his house lights; discuss how Rob enjoys 'Being John Malkovich' but not John Malkovich; and ask if a segment of the podcast can truly…

In which we're joined by a 50lb pumpkin; discuss the ethics of a Michael Jackson Halloween costume; Dan apologises for all of his racism in previous podcasts; we offer to produce some official Wringham and Godsil masks for Halloween; we invite you to a Christmas Eve podcast convention in Dudley; and Rob pays tribute to his oldest friend, Mr. Parry …

In which Rob quizzes Dan over his disproportionate toilet roll consumption; the boys discuss whether celebrity is for them; how Michael Jackson dealt with his fame; and whether the local government in Dudley would consider erecting a Wringham and Godsil statue in their town centre.Oleh Wringham & Godsil

In which Dan takes over as the funny one; we take a trip down memory lane by remembering our old school teachers; discuss our trek up to Saint Joseph's Oratory; and wonder why our friend Fiona has taken to carrying a squash around.Oleh Wringham & Godsil

In which we remember the time we met Orange Mark from the British Comedy Guide; argue about the efficacy of the 'urinal fly' at Amsterdam Schipol airport (see www.urinalfly.com); the merits of sitting down to pee; the worrying design of pregnancy test kits; the freeing of the Chilean miners; and why dogs eat their own turds.…

In which we celebrate Thanksgiving; write our own jokes for Penguin biscuits; confuse Eminem for 1990s youth TV hero Captain Planet; and send out the comedy police to arrest the real police.Oleh Wringham & Godsil

In which we appeal to our listeners to give us more iTunes reviews; discuss Rob's ideas for television programmes including a show in which Jeremy Kyle lives the life of a diva; casually mention Stewart Lee's high praise of Rob's work in his latest book; and euologise Bob Monkhouse in the only way we know how.…

In which we celebrate our recent four-star reviews at the iTunes Store; revel in Rob's recent being compared to Adam Buxton; bore the audience with an abridged history of 'Star Trek'; offer an update on yesterday's 'Letterland' discussion; review Dan's fourth day in Montreal; and wonder why Wringham & Godsil's iTunes fans also downloaded Mark Kermo…

In which we discuss the long-anticipated post-apocalyptic sequel to the 'Letterland' educational storybooks; look at our oposite tastes in food; discuss the logic of acquired tastes; and analyse if changing a story for comic effect is lying.Oleh Wringham & Godsil

In which we make a glorious podcast comeback from the Canadian city of Montreal; talk like Bob Dylan; remember Dan's nemesis, Mr. Sanga; and share the various interesting French words we've learned.Oleh Wringham & Godsil

In which we eat crisps; sing some of the hymns from our revolting Protestant upbringings, list the contents of Rob's fridge; and discuss Dan's complex litter-related ethics.Oleh Wringham & Godsil

In which we drink tea like the tea-swilling pigs we are; lament Dan's marital breakup and complain about the sodding, bastarding snow.Oleh Wringham & Godsil

In which we crack the Neanderthal genome, chat about Neutralinos as if we know what they are, Dan tells of his snowboarding adventures and how he came to be "in great agony", our listeners travel in time and Rob explains his religious epiphany.Oleh Wringham & Godsil

In which we deliver an appropriately mediocre podcast for our tenth anniversary episode; wonder how Jesus would fare as a standup comedian; accuse God of being a terrible absentee father; Dan offends the whole of Ireland; and Rob works as a vegetarian butcher.Oleh Wringham & Godsil

In which Rob won't let Dan finish his boring story about a trip to the Halfords car accessory store and instead interjects with discussion of Debbie McGee, Mayan Prophecies, Laughing Policemen, Wasp Nests, impressions of Austrian babies, Time Travel sex crimes and classic Meatloaf numbers.Oleh Wringham & Godsil

In which Rob takes a week off and Dan is joined by our understudy, Mr. Derek Gray and his plethora of tepid anecdotes about his life. This podcast only weighs in at 15 minutes, but considering the mediocrity of Derek's life, this is probably a small mercy.Oleh Wringham & Godsil

In which we wonder if a terminally ill fish could survive the journey to Dr. Kevorkian's euthanasia clinic; worry about a heron with "violence in his mind" get confused about the stork/baby myth; and electrocute a kindly grandmother until she's nothing but a blackened skull.Oleh Wringham & Godsil

In which we introduce two new features: Kosher/Not Kosher and X Men Secondary Powers; discuss Rob's Nan and her inexplicable problem with Oliver Postgate; worry about the connection between Hitler and a local football team; and wonder what life would be like if Dan had USB fingers.Oleh Wringham & Godsil

In which we announce our return to the podcastery; drink champagne; cower in the darkness at Halloween; laugh at the BNP's Nick Griffin; and allow a three-minute trailer to turn into a one-hour podcast.Oleh Wringham & Godsil

In which we review the local newspaper; investigate the Dudley dating scene; meditate upon "Gorilla Bobby" worry about "Dr. Doodie" Dan gets zinged by a local lady; Rob comes up with some slogans for the Dudley tourist board; and together we try to "find Kiki".Oleh Wringham & Godsil

In which we beat the credit crunch; wonder what lives in Darwin's beard; accidentally mention Golly Wogs; defeat criminal dwarfs; and learn that robot babysitters can fight tooth decay.Oleh Wringham & Godsil

In which we expose Philip Schofield as a vampire, discuss Rob's unhealthy obsession with paedophiles; what Nazis have for dinner; and what exactly constitutes a true vegetable.Oleh Wringham & Godsil

In which we discuss the benefits of placenta-eating; Dan's fear of beards; the true identity of Pacman; the size of Rob's penis and the real Jesus-loving motives of Richard Dawkins.Oleh Wringham & Godsil