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Dating can be a hot mess, from being ghosted by your crush to realizing that you've been catfished by a Tinder match. Why Won't You Date Me? is here to help. Join Nicole Byer, the perpetual singleton, as she invites fellow comedians, friends, and ex-flings to talk romance and share their wildest dating tales, from cringeworthy first dates to jaw-dropping hookup stories. Nothing is off-limits.
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The People's Report

Amber Walker and Reid Clark

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A satirical news podcast anchored by two funny black folks, Reid Clark and Amber Walker. We laugh about the headlines to keep from crying. The People’s Report drops twice a month, like a check, on the 1st and the 15th.
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Discretion Advised

Falcon | NakedSword

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Step into our adult reality where we engage pop culture icons with uninhibited porn stars in revealing conversations, but we warn you - DISCRETION ADVISED. Every other Tuesday, the dirty minds behind Falcon | NakedSword bring you award-winning gay porn director Marc MacNamara and reality TV producer John Hill as they finger the pulse of pop culture. Listen while these industry insiders pull back the curtain to expose the truth behind reality television and gay porn with their honest opinions ...
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Sophia Stallone (The Family Stallone) shares what it's like to date when your dad is Sylvester Stallone. Sophia recounts cringey dates where the guy was more interested in meeting Rocky than getting to know her, the challenges of navigating her dad’s overprotective nature, and how she’s worked to overcome the anxieties that come with dating in the …
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For this episode, Marc MacNamara pairs up with guest co-host Diego Sans to discuss things that make you go "hmmm..." as well as thot topics ranging from the iconic bulges of the 2024 Olympics to Celine Dion's comeback to the world stage and Britney Spears' biopic in the making. Guests include "blast from the past" Gavin Waters and recent Trailer Tr…
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Comedian and "ho-fessional" Akeem Woods joins Nicole to share his crazy sexcapades. He tells the story about his first Pride parade where he hooked up with a dozen guys in a single day, his experiences having sex with pornstars, accidentally attending an orgy, and having sex with a stranger in a Staples bathroom. He looks back on the time he was st…
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Comedian Ryan Beck (Girl Code) joins Nicole to discuss the worst places to be broken up with and debate when it’s acceptable to end a relationship over text. Nicole shares her experiences with threesome requests at meet & greets and the time she and her friend hooked up with long-lost brothers on a set of bunk beds. Follow Nicole Byer: Twitter: @ni…
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For today’s extra special episode, we’re giving you special access to our Patreon spin-off show – DISCRETION ADVISED: UNCUT – with a supercut of segments from our most recent episodes. Hosted by longtime friends and ex-boyfriends Marc MacNamara and Diego Sans, this unfiltered compilation starts off with these two diving into the biggest and gayest …
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Comedian Luenell (Borat, Hacks) joins Nicole to discuss the decision that led her to start an OnlyFans, dating a man who slid into her DMs, and her experience robbing $50,000 from a bank. Follow Nicole Byer: Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Nicole's book: indiebound.org/book/9781524850746Oleh Luenell, Nicole Byer
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Actor/TikToker Boman Martinez-Reid (@Bomanizer) joins Nicole to discuss the pitfalls of launching your relationship on social media, witnessing his ex compete on a TV dating show and become a fan favorite, and his advice on why we should all forget about the "icks" when dating. Meanwhile, Nicole has started bargaining with her house spiders. Got a …
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Are you ready to go on some blind dates with Marc MacNamara, John Hill, and three of our favorite gay porn stars? Great, because after Marc and John share their thoughts on the dumpster fire that is Katy Perry’s WOMAN’S WORLD and the bullet that Trump just took to the ear, these two podcasters are throwing on their blindfolds and welcoming on a tri…
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Lala Kent (Vanderpump Rules) joins Nicole to reveal why she chose a sperm donor for her pregnancy and explain the tier system of sperm options. She shares the reasons she background checks all her dates and spills some of the craziest discoveries she's made. Plus, Lala opens up about her experience co-parenting her daughter and dating while pregnan…
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Actress Poppy Liu (Hacks) joins Nicole to discuss how she accidentally dated a cult leader, her exhausting year as a dominatrix in the BDSM lifestyle, her queer awakening watching Titanic, and her experiences doing experimental nude theatre in New York. Nicole shares the story of the time she was fingered by a dishwasher. Check out Poppy Liu's new …
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We’re live at Micky’s WeHo for the 2024 Pineapple Pride Cabaret! Filmed just moments before Marc MacNamara and John Hill stormed the Micky’s stage to host and perform in this variety show benefitting PineappleSupport.org, this episode starts off John blessing Marc with some surprise gifts and REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY queen Gina Kirschenheit…
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Comedian Clark Jones joins Nicole to discuss a wild hookup after a drug-fueled comedy show, the experience that turned him onto dominant women, and the story of performing stand-up naked. Plus, he shares his scheme of joining a ballet team in order to lose his virginity. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: linktr.ee/nicolebyerwastaken Twitter: @nicoleb…
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Comedian Keith Robinson has faced two strokes that have affected half his mobility and speech. He shares with Nicole how he experienced a stroke after taking Viagra on an airplane ahead of a date, his crazy run-in with the police, and his advice on why every relationship needs a song. See Keith Robinson's new special, Different Strokes, on Netflix.…
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WEST HOLLYWOOD! If you’re listening to this episode on the day of its premiere (Tuesday, June 18), be sure to come out tonight to MICKY’S WEHO for the PINEAPPLE PRIDE CABARET! Marc is co-hosting and John is putting on a show-stopping performance to raise money for PineappleSupport.org. Plus, this big event features appearances from REAL HOUSEWIVES …
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Actor Tony Hale (Veep, Arrested Development, Inside Out 2) joins Nicole to discuss how he accidentally themed his marriage proposal around a play about suicide, how he overcame his anxieties in a relationship, his experience working as Beyoncé's 'assistant', and provides Nicole with some heartfelt advice on dating. See Inside Out 2, now playing in …
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Ted and Woody are back together to bring you a brand new podcast from Team Coco! It’s called “Where Everybody Knows Your Name with Ted Danson and Woody Harrelson (Sometimes)" and it’s out right now! They’re talking to guests like Conan O’Brien, Will Arnett, Jane Fonda, Billy Eichner, Kristen Bell, and so many more. Head over to “Where Everybody Kno…
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Comedian David Gborie (voice of Comedy Central, All Fantasy Everything, My Momma Told Me) joins Nicole to discuss the hottest porn, why two comedians can't date, how women improve the lives of men, and looking like a pervert at The Nutcracker. Nicole daydreams about what she would do if she had a dick for a day, and shares the story of hooking up w…
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Marc MacNamara has officially escaped New York City and is ready to team up with John Hill for an all-new edition of DISCRETION ADVISED. After discussing John’s underwear party experience on Fire Island and Marc’s recent kiki with RHOP’s Monique Samuels, these two are ready to dish about everything from celibacy to Jennifer Lopez. Next, Marc and Jo…
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Relationship therapist and star of 90 Day Fiancé: Love in Paradise, Alex Roshon, is here to answer all of Nicole's burning relationship questions. What's it like to apply for 90 Day Fiancé? What's her foolproof method for approaching someone for a threesome? Alex shares her terrible dating stories that led her to date overseas, and her experience d…
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This season of MILF Manor takes a wild turn as MILFs date young men and their fathers at the same time. Nicole sits down with MILF and celebrity makeup artist Crystal Jennings to discuss how she got cast on MILF Manor, her preference for dating younger men versus their fathers, and to answer all of Nicole's burning questions about the show. Plus, s…
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We’re back with a new episode of DISCRETION ADVISED! After giving you a special listen to John Hill’s new song CHURCH ON SUNDAY (out now on Spotify or wherever you listen to music), John and fellow host Marc MacNamara are getting toxic as they list off their own toxic traits and share the toxic experience that had Marc literally throwing up in the …
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Drag queen Mistress Isabelle Brooks (Finalist of RuPaul's Drag Race S15) joins Nicole to discuss her dating life as 'The Hookup Queen,' their body counts, and what she items she stole from the set of Drag Race. Mistress shares the story of the time she broke her ankle on stage in front of 1000 people. Nicole remains horny. For more drag queen inter…
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As a special treat to our fans, we're giving you full access to one of our favorite installments of DISCRETION ADVISED: UNCUT – our official spin-off podcast that's available exclusively on Patreon with new episodes dropping every Monday. In this episode, hosts Marc MacNamara and Diego Sans are talking all about the birds, the bees, and everything …
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Actor Jesse Tyler Ferguson (Modern Family) joins Nicole to share his proposal story and how it was hilariously overshadowed by Sofía Vergara. They chat about food as a love language, their shared love for musical theatre, and the aftermath of the "Take Me Out" Broadway show nude leak. Jesse reflects on the challenges of working on Modern Family dur…
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After losing his passport while abroad in Spain, Marc MacNamara is officially back home and ready to team up with John Hill for an all-new episode of DISCRETION ADVISED that has them dishing about John’s new song (that you can stream on Spotify and all other major music outlets), the upcoming Raging Stallion movie OVERSIZED, and the misadventures o…
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Writer Jessica Gao (She Hulk: Attorney at Law, Rick & Morty) joins Nicole to discuss male friends who are "single for a reason", the pressures of dating in the Chinese culture, people sticking in bad relationships in order to avoid dating again, and how hormones from an IUD can significantly affect your attraction levels. Plus, she shares her exper…
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The library is open and we’re ready to read some charts, energies, and auras. First though, Marc MacNamara and John Hill are checking in and discussing everything from which direction you shove your sausage to background vocals in Janet Jackson songs. After that one-on-one chat, porn hunk Rocky Unleashed, star of NakedSword’s upcoming film GLOBAL E…
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Kamie Crawford (Host of Catfish: The TV Show) joins Nicole to explore the most bizarre catfishing schemes she's witnessed, and reveals the tricks catfish use to deceive you. She shares how being crowned Miss Teen USA immediately affected her dating life in a creepy way, and discusses her frustrating experiences as a plus-size model. Follow Nicole B…
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Comedian Craig Conant joins Nicole to discuss how sleeping with a chucklefucker led to him to become a baby daddy, his experience winning MTV's hit dating show "Next", and having sex at the movies on a first date. Plus, his many tales of farting on authority. Check out Craig's tour dates here: www.craigconant.com/#tour…
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WNBA superstar and Olympic gold medalist A'ja Wilson joins Nicole to discuss how her 6'4" height shapes her dating experiences, what it's like to be single and mingle amongst Olympians, and the special treatment of being a WNBA icon. Meanwhile, Nicole is enjoying her own singledom. Check out A'ja's new book, Dear Black Girls, wherever books are sol…
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