Today I’m reviewing Pikes 321-323 (Warm Your Ancestors, Doctor Lorca’s Work, and Thank You Taylor), I also talk about lawn care, Buckethead’s live pikes, retiring all of the show segments, trying out new subs, Whitby Goth Festival, RIP Kay Parker, Papa John Gives a bunch of money to Sarah Palin, Clerks 3 (2022), Buckethead’s collaboration with Orni…

This week I’m doing a solo run on Buckethead’s 318-320 (March 19th 2020, Dreams Remembered, and Dreams Remembered Version 2), mathematical shit is boring, splitting up the Soy Trek episodes and Patreon updates, Alex Jones is fucked and that’s hilarious, young goths are more likely to self-harm, RIP Chuck Deardorf, Papa John’s former marketing guy d…

Flying solo again this week! It’s getting surprisingly easy! I find that kinda disturbing! Anyways, this week I listen to and review Pikes 325-217 (Arboretum, Angel Wings, and Live Feathers), I also get down and dirty into how my ex- becoming a new age right-wing hippie has provided me with an incredibly comforting closure, the new Hellraiser reboo…

We're joined by an old friend and returning guest! Scott is back to talk about Buckethead's Pikes 312-314 (Gary Fukamoto My Childhood Best Friend Thanks For All The Times We Played, Vincent Price SHRUNKEN HEAD Apple Sculpture, and Rooster Coaster), we also talk about remembering music that you listen to during insignificant parts of your life, comb…

Today I’m talking to my old friend John “Harsh” Harshman, and together we’re getting balls deep into Buckethead’s Pikes 309-311 (Cosmic Oven, In the Laboratory of Doctor Septimus Pretorius, and Funace Follies), we also talk about how Harsh saw Buckethead without the mask and bucket while working security for a festival, Britain has never sucked dic…

I’m joined by one of my favorite guests again today! Comedian and broadcaster Matt Collins joins me to listen to and discuss Pikes 306-308 (The Toy Cupboard, Mercury Beak, and Theater of the Disembodied), we also get into how George Carlin was naturally on cocaine, caffeinated orange soda, what’s the flavor of Big Red?, System of a Down - Toxicity,…

Well shit, Britain is running solo now. Wild. Today I’m listening to and reviewing Pikes 303-305 (Castle of Franken Berry, Rainbow Tower, and Two Story Hourglass) and I’m also discussing Spenser leaving the podcasts, Goth Night at Six Flags cancellation, Payton Mannning’s relationship with Papa John’s, sucking girl dick, Camouflage (2005), Master a…

Today we’re getting into Buckethead’s Pikes 300-302 (Quarry, The Chariot of Saturn, and Cyborgs, Robots & More), plus we discuss the gothest beverage, old cash registers, Prince, Limp Bizkit covering Prince, getting too much pussy and turning into a Jehovah’s Witness, the genesis of post-punk, why Papa Johns doesn’t have dining rooms, making bread …

We dive into Pikes 297-299 (Fork, Robes of Citrine, and Thought Pond), Spenser's trip to Psycho Las Vegas, racist condo board members, and how much Papa John's spends on garlic butter.Oleh Britain Ryan Strah

Today we’re cream teaming right into Buckethead’s Pikes 293, 294, and 296 (Oven Mitts, Warp Threads, and Ghouls of the Graves), we also discuss Dr. Horrible’s Conference Room at Password University, Spenser knows all the old slurs, Silly William Jellybeans, Britain’s drinks a half gallon mason jar of diet coke, Shia LaBeouf grabs his partner’s boob…

Today we’re gettin into the nitty gritty with Pikes 288, 291, and 292 (Liminal Monorail, Fogray, and Galaxies), we also discuss technical difficulties, Windows updates break Spenser, 96 Bitter Beings, automatic drivers, new League gothic skins, RIP Gene LeBell (who made Steven Seagal poop his pants), pooping into each others butts with the homies, …

Hee haw! Today we’re reviewing Pikes 283, 284, and 287 (Once Upon a Distant Plane, Looking Through the Garden, and Electrum). We also talk about web browsers, Herman Li being a bro, 96 Bitter Beings, Geoff Tate is an effemized Kerry King, Queensryche is Bellevue Metal, Danny Elfman’s cover album, NASCAR is Goth, toast blankets and sleeping on bread…

Today we’re buttchugging 3 more Buckethead Pikes with Pikes 280-282 (In Dreamland, The Sea Remembers Its Own, and Toys R Us Tantrums). We also discuss: all the disastrous Pinocchio films, there are only three tempos, recognizing synth presets in pop songs, making gangs out of early internet companies, the recent heat wave, picking up Sri Lankan pus…

Today we’re blowing right through Buckethead’s Pikes 278-280 (Division is the Devil’s Playground, Unexpected Journeys, and Skeleton Keys) we also discuss: pubic hair wigs, pubic hair ended with Ross Perot, RIP fusion bassist Michael Henderson, Spenser gets a new bass, Spenser has one of the most insufferably boring stories about the airport parking…

We've got a guest! Stone Abdullah, golden-voiced rad dude and author of the Journey of the Shadow series. Together we're listening to Pikes 274-276 (Fourneau Cosmique, Dreamthread, and Healing Inside Outside Every Side). Britain is also incredibly sick and way too tired to write a full episode synopsis, so deal with it. We talk a bunch about boobs,…

Oh heck, we’re diving right into Buckethead’s Pikes 271-273 (The Squaring of the Circle, Coniunctio, and Guillotine Furnace). We also talk about Bongcasting, only weird old men carry half-dollars, librarians like their order, self-help books all say the same shit, Ecco the Dolphin sucked, the worst weed Brit ever bought in San Francisco, Goth Tract…

Oh shit we’re doing it again! Today we’re reviewing Buckethead’s pikes 268-270 (Sonar Rainbow, Decaying Parchment, and A3) We also discuss: Is George Noory from Coast to Coast AM still alive? Brit used to be red pilled as fuck by domestic talk radio, ARM Processors vs Adjustable Rate Mortgages, Britain attempts to explain to Spenser why the Kardash…

Sup wizard? Today we're listening to Buckethead's Pikes 265-267 (Ride Operator Q Bozo, Far, and Thoracic Spine Collapser). We also discuss how Spenser gets drafted into a command position on the Geek Militia and is sent to Password University, Pooldiaper (No Tool Pool), fuck George W Bush, Kravis’s goth bachelor party, The Requin (2022), Mad God (2…

Oh hey we’re still doing this? Yes. Here we are reviewing Buckethead’s Pikes 262-264 (Nib Y Nool, Glacier, and Poseidon), the guy from craigslist who goes into people’s septic tank, Spenser buys a small guitar, Goth Babe’s covid, Orange Hat Larry’s legendary customer service, Bucketfact’s love of Old Dirty Bastard, Britain is a communist (not jokin…

Today we’re joined by a guest! Filmmaker and major bucketbot Kevin Vonesper is here to tell us about his film: The Life and Slimes of Dukey Flyswatter and Haunted Garage. Together we’re listening to Buckethead Pikes 259-261 (Undersea Dead City, Ferry to the Island of the Lost Minds, and Portal to the Red Waterfall). We’re also getting into wild dis…

Today we’re falling down the well of Buckethead’s Pikes 256-258 (Meteor Firefly Net, Blank Slate, and Echo). We also discuss such bullshit as: Britain and Spenser go to Steely Dan and it takes forever, Spense gets white claw wasted and projectile vomits all over the inside of a Lyft and runs away, Devin Townsend is totally gogglepilled, RIP Alan Wh…

We listened to a bunch of new albums this month and reviewed them! Mary Halvorson - Amaryllis/Belladonna Master Boot Record - Personal Computer Ou - One Red Snapper - Everybody is Somebody Black Star - No Fear of Time Pharmacist - Flourishing Extremities on Unspoiled Mental Ground James LaBrie - Beautiful Shade of Grey Support the show…

We’re rejoined by one of our favorite guests! Chibbs from 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die—Australia’s funniest music podcast—joins us to listen to Buckethead Pikes 253-255 (Coop Erstown, Woven Twigs, and Abominable Snow Scalp). We also discuss: 6 waves is too many for pandemics and sports games, different genres of handjobs, you can use anythi…

We’re jumping into Buckethead Pikes 250-252 (250, Waterfall Cove, and Bozo in the Labarynth), we’re also discussing such important topics as: We’re living in Van Halen 3, Spenser gets into ‘potato products’ again, what character on Star Trek has the biggest gock?, Spenser talks about a burrito for some reason, Cruel World Fest in LA, BDS, RIP Greek…

Oh hi today we are discussing Buckethead’s Pikes 247-249 (Rivers in the Seas, Awake in Sleepwakefulness, and The Moss Lands) Fuck everybody involved in striking down/not codifying Roe v Wade, a Sans Sadler week, turning off comments on instagram due to CHUDs, The Met Gala (Lenny Kravitz is a big titty goth bf), the stamp campaign for ProtoGoth Edwa…

Oh shit it’s happening! We’re listening to Buckethead’s Pikes 244-246 (Out Orbit, Space Viking, and Nettle), we also discuss stuff like: Van Halen - Diver Down, the worst date ever, jumping suicides, Jimmy Screamerclawz, Slipknot Weeb Groomer, snorting research chemicals on the first date, Walking Dead bedsheets, RIP Klaus Schulz, Spenser gets a ne…

Today we’re diving into the last of Buckethead’s 2016 output, Pikes 241-243 (Sparks in the Dark, Hamden’s Hollow, and Santa’s Toy Workshop), we also discuss: The Cube Movies, Britain’s new Youtube Channel - Media Dungeon, The Catcher (1998), a kiwi child with an unfortunate name, RIP Zippy Chippy: the most losing race horse ever, the poison pill st…

It's the end of April, and we're doing a roundup of new music! Today we review: Carpenter Brut - Leather Terror Analepsy - Quiescence Wet Leg - Wet Leg Jameszoo - Blind Vince Staples - Ramona Park Broke My Heart Animals as Leaders - Parrhesia Red Hot Chili Peppers - Unlimited Love Join us! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)…

Oh boy it’s us doing stuff and listening to Buckethead Pikes! Pikes 238-240 (Attic Garden, The Mermaid Stairwell, and Chart) to be exact! We also discuss such harrowing and comedic tales as: Brit and Spenser go to a Tech Trek 5 together, the band Vulvodynia is confusing live, Brit has an incredibly uncomfortable conversation with a stranger about p…

A Patreon exclusive for FREE! (you should go subscribe to our Patreon) Today we’re talking about Primus’s new song “Conspiranoia”, or more accurately, we’re talking about the list of conspiracies listed in the video. Specifically, we’re getting into: All Mountains are Giant Trees, Black Snake Prophecy, Oil is Made from Humans, Big Pharma, Nazis on …

Oh hey we’re flying solo today! Together we’re listening to Pikes 235-237 (Oneiric Pool, Castle on Slunk Hill, and The Five Block) we also discuss Britain’s birthday, Spenser getting a new free King-Sized bed, Ace Hardware EDM Clerk Revisited, Europe (they need it!), Primus - Conspiranoia, The Frankenstein Brothers- Bolt-on Neck, Buckethead’s histo…

We have another music podcast guest! Say hello to Andrew from Life Was Peachy, a Nu Metal Podcast! Together we’re listening to Pikes 232-234 (Lightboard, 22222222, Coupon) we also discuss: The 6 degrees of Nu Metal tangentiality, Faith No More - The Real Thing was released right after Tiananmen Square, Godsmack’s “Voodoo” is a minimalist metal mast…

Oh boy today we’re joined by a guest! We’ve got Ryan Beitz with The World Speed Project (TWSP) her to listen to Buckethead’s Pikes 229-231 (Cabs, Rooftop, and Drift,) we also discuss such pressing matters as: Speed (1994), Lemmy Kilmister’s lost bass collection, Everything is Terrible’s Jerry Maguire Pyramid, Speed has the F word more than once, pa…

This week Brit and Spenser listen to 7 new albums! They are: Blood Incantation - Timewave Zero Zander Schloss - Song About Songs Tears for Fears - The Tipping Point Sylvaine - Nova Vein.fm - This World is going to ruin you Ilhan Ersahin, Dave Herrington and Kenny Wollesen - Invite Your Eye Slash feat. Myles Kennedy & The Conspirators - 4 Support th…

Oh boy Spirit of 76 or whatever! Here we are listening to and reviewing Buckethead's Pikes 226-228 (Happy Birthday MJ 23, Arcade of the Deserted, and The Creaking Stairs). We also talk about starting some Movie Commentary/Watchalongs, Goth 2 Boss, Blinged out Geek Squad Manager, Deadpool is the most cringe superhero to publicly enjoy, Goth Murder, …

We’ve got an old friend and Producer/DJ Kurtiss as a guest today! Together we’re listening to Pikes 223-225 (Dragging the Fence, Buildor, and Florrmat) We're also discussing: Hollertronix, not releasing acapellas is bad for music, Uffie (Curtis Vodka Remix), Kurtiss - The Curtis Vodka EP (2021), The Batman (2022), Spenser tries Del Taco for the fir…

The bois dive into 9/11 media, including the movies, video games, and music released on or around that fateful day. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)Oleh Britain Ryan Strah

We have another guest! Who’d have guessed? Today we’re joined by comedian Jesse Bercier, with whom we’re gettin into the gritty with on Pikes 220-222 (Mirror Realms, Cove Cloud, and Out of the Attic). We also discuss: why would a 14-year old have Dental Dams?, Chumbawamba has the best politics, the differences between living in an Anarco-punk Commu…

We have guests today! Returning guest and concert producer Hellen and DJ Gre! Together we’re wandering through Bucketheadland and checking into Pikes 217-219 (Pike Doors, Old Toys, and Raindrops on Christmas) and we’re also diving into the wild wonderful world of pickled onions, DJ/LG relationships, Britain and their religious connection with Danny…

Giddy up mother fathers! We’re hoppin on into Pikes 214-216 today (Trace Candle, Teleflecter, and Wheel of Ferris,) and we also hop into the odd and mystical universe of: the original Macintosh screen resolution, 5 Finger Death Punch’s ex-drummer’s Psycho Synner, new The Cure music on the way, Goth obituaries, Papa John at CPAC, Spenser throws out …

It’s the end of the month, and you know what that means: two quirked up white bois, goated with the sauce, breakin it down kinda sexual style! Today we’re listening to 7 albums made in the past couple months, including: Cult of Luna- The Long Road North Wilderun - Epigone Zeal & Ardor- Zeal & Ardor Yung Kayo - DFTK Author & Punisher- Krüller Kralli…

We're gonna discuss the first albums we ever purchased! Britain: Def Leppard - Retro Active (1993) Spenser: Weird Al - Dare to be Stupid (1985) A sample from a Patreon exclusive episode. Please support us in order to hear the whole thing! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)Oleh Britain Ryan Strah

We’re getting down like the clowns we are this week with Pikes 211-213 (Screen Door, Hornet, and Crumple) The emancipation proclamation didn’t stop Audioslave, cat hats, Mayor McCheese is a corrupt politician, Britain gets blueballs (after getting caught dickin down outside the Old Folk’s Clinic), moldy cantelopes are more creative, the French will…

Together with Beck (aka The Love Doctor), we take the deepest possible dive into the shallowest possible pool: a one-minute scene from a movie Bam Margera wrote and directed. Welcome to our hell. Welcome to Ralph. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)Oleh Britain Ryan Strah

Even Steven Adler? On a Nothing Lasts Forever Livestream for Axl Rose's 60th Birthday, Britain suggests Guns n Roses Erotic Fanfic and Spenser finds the most depraved (and probably only) Guns n Roses x Sean Michaels gangbang story ever crafted. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)Oleh Britain Ryan Strah

Today we have a funny funny guest from the internet! Everett is also known as @rad_milk and they’re here to play our stupid games and listen to Pikes 208-210 (The Wishing Brook, Rooms of Illusions, and Sunken Parlor) and we also discuss: Everett has twins (but no twin-sized bed), Arby’s, the 1999 Ford Mustang Coupe, Spenser needs to shut the fuck u…

Our good friend Matt Collins is back to explore Pike 205-207 (2 Days Til Halloween: Cold Frost, Happy Halloween: Silver Shamrock, and 365 Days Til Halloween: Smash), we also discuss: Prince Midnight’s uncle guitar, Matt’s new documentary Why Not (link below), getting reposted by Raffi (Raffi is Antifa), Beakman’s Attempted Insurrection, does Spense…

It’s our very first monthly music roundup! This week we’re listening to and reviewing: Big Dumb Face - Christmas in the Cave of Dagoth (2021) Khemmis - Deceiver (2021) Earl Sweatshirt - Sick! (2022) Theon Cross - Intra-I (2021) Power Paladin - With The Magic of Windfyre Steel (2022) Wiegedood- There’s Always Blood at the End of the Road (2022) We a…

Today these buttholes are gettin down and dirty with Pikes 202-204 [5-3 Days Til Halloween](Scrapbook Front, Silent Photo, and Crow Hedge) we also discuss how 69ing isn’t great when you keep having to come up for air, jerking off and brining your penis, incompetent supervisors failing, Nash Bridges (2021), Tommy Chong is still alive, TNT Drama “Boo…

Britain and Spenser talk about Scooby Doo and KISS Rock & Roll Mystery (2015). Subscribe to the Patreon to get the full scoop! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/abucketcast)Oleh Britain Ryan Strah