#6: "I was on-brand with Leeches": preaching Speech about Peaches

An Endless Redundancy with Olly Woods

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Still embarrassed about last week's reflections, as it was an honest first-attempt from TONNES of wanks ago (just emphatically, and of quantity (not of like that)), after loathing those in their abodes/Mum's, on a Gaming chair, setting the world to rights... If anything truly is oversaturated, that I do need to consider... That purely just leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Thought I might say. It's all about whynae. Whiney as feck.
Let's just cut-out all the chatting, fear, hatred, rejection, and lack of feasible time we have to offer, and get into it, Right?
I'm sure you've never heard of how patronising it gets, being pampered by people's best & most entertaining sides. I'm honestly just like you. I break my eggs, one nut at a time. Meaning, I, unlike others, manage to crack a Woman's egg, be it that I see it fit, not to impregnate her, within my warm suffering bath.
Hope all is well, ard mo Podcast is doing horriffic numbers. I thought I'd get unreasonably spooky, and erratic in portraying myself to others.
I WILL LITERALLY NEVER FORGET ALL OF YOU NON-PODDY LISTENERS. YOU'RE ALL FULL OF BOLLOCKS, WITH SHITE DISPENSERIES, BETTER QUALIFIED TO BE COMING UP WITH A SHIT-LIST. BUT WE SAY, "SHITE", (BE IT THAT WE MUST SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE): IN IRELAND. tHERE, SO.

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.
Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...
Then, and, only then.
Be a Fan.
I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."
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