Gawk Gawk 3000 2.0 What is Gawk Gawk 3000?

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What is Gawk Gawk 3000?

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There are two definitions of Gawk Gawk 3000.

The first and foremost is when a woman shoves a phallus down her throat and then continues to massage the phallus inside the throat, down her neck, and back up to her mouth. Gag reflexes are discouraged but no man in history has complained. It is similar to a blowjob. But the Gawk Gawk 3000 differs due to the sound the woman makes. It sounds like, “Gawk…Gawk” The reason is substantially based on the female specimen choking herself with a phallus to give pleasure. Her lack of sufficient oxygen followed by a penis continually moving in and out of her throat blocks her airwaves and therefore disrupts her breathing pattern. This is primarily the reason the sound occurs even in women who do not have gag reflexes.

The second definition is…

This is no ordinary toy. I would question if this is the toy.

It is essential. A necessity in times of stress, and in times of training.

A man who doesn't practice never wins. A man who's not ready to win…

Is a guy who's not ready for a real woman. The Gawk Gawk 3000 is no girlfriend,

but she’ll leave you alone, be satisfied, and will be loyal to you.

This was brought into existence due to the fact that men are out there walking around. “Senseless.”

For lack of a cleaner term. While everybody's playing gender politics and fighting over semantics.

Wise is He. The Badboy, the Good Sir, The Gentle of all Men. Maybe you’re the man’s girlfriend or

wife? Looking to reignite the fire once more. What better way to surprise your loved one?

Men spend 23 hours a day, that’s 95% of their lifetime, building a better life for not only themselves

but their now or future queen. Gawk 3000, allow for partners' necks and throats' fast recovery.

Without compromising your partner's needs!!

In no time, your man or yourself can be relaxed, tranquilized, and satisfied faster and cleaner than ever.

This isn't a replacement for a woman, of course. Women will always be better than this.

But until the right woman comes, the right man should come first.

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