Episode 8: The 5-Up, 5-Down Ingredient Game, Part II (warning: ranting)

Hot Dogs and Caviar

The next episode of the podcast is upon us! This is a continuation of the 5 up, 5 down game that Nate and Jesse started last episode.

No way to sugar-coat it. This one is just an hour of us ranting about ingredients we can't stand. Non-stop, unchecked rage. We hope you found it as funny as we did. Jesse pontificates like a puffed-up clown, and the fact that Nate is funny when he's mad is a matter of public record. Enjoy!

Also, yes, I do realize we only did 4 down, before moving to the lightning round. These things happen. This wasn't the first episode we recorded this session, and we were pretty lit by this point. Don't you judge us! Or judge us. See if we care.

Time Stamps!

0:38 A few more ingredients that the guys love

4:01 The Jesse-Pisses-Off-His-PR-Girl story

6:05 The Strawberry Stem Story {I hate you, Nate. -js}

12:12 The guys get back on topic

12:28 Shelf-stable Parmesan 'Cheese'

15:32 'Balsamic' Vinegar

19:06 Pre-fab Boiled Eggs

22:20 Portabello Mushrooms

27:00 Green Peppers

30:56 Cream Cheese

35:55 Miracle Whip (AKA goblin spoo...)

39:40 Mirepoix

49:45 The Seafood at the Grocery Store

51:08 Canned Asparagus and Canned Beets

52:19 Iodized Salt

53:15 Turkey

54:45 Pasteurized Crab

58:05 Grouper