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Bagel Bite #33: Little Bombs
Manage episode 427133619 series 3411047
This country may be going to hell in a handbasket, but that doesn’t mean your phalanges have to follow.
In a super patriotic 4th of July episode, Kristin is spreading the good word on how to stay safe during the firework season. She’s using her trauma room experience to bring you the 10 Commandments of Not Blowing Yourself Up, with helpful tips such as “stop lighting fireworks off inside your home” and “don’t build pipe bombs.”
Plus, we speculate on the market value of dolphin apartments, avoid drinking earwigs in our tea (like adults), act as kazoo advocates, and more. Much like an all-dolphin jazz band, this episode is loud and a little chaotic, but will ultimately leave you with a smile on your face and a song in your heart.
Anti dolphin molestation; how would dolphins play the trumpet?
Dolphin apartments
Kristin is a kazoo advocate; putting a dolphin band together
Grace doesn’t drink an earwig, grows up; shows some growth
The 10 commandments of not blowing yourself up with little bombs
Make a plea not to blow yourselves up
Outdoors is key; don’t light bombs inside your home; don’t hold them in your hands; don’t build pipe bombs
Kristin shares her trauma experience to save you from your own trauma; worked in trauma in a state where fireworks are readily available
Leave the bombs to the professionals
We care about your phalanges
Resources:
129 episode
Manage episode 427133619 series 3411047
This country may be going to hell in a handbasket, but that doesn’t mean your phalanges have to follow.
In a super patriotic 4th of July episode, Kristin is spreading the good word on how to stay safe during the firework season. She’s using her trauma room experience to bring you the 10 Commandments of Not Blowing Yourself Up, with helpful tips such as “stop lighting fireworks off inside your home” and “don’t build pipe bombs.”
Plus, we speculate on the market value of dolphin apartments, avoid drinking earwigs in our tea (like adults), act as kazoo advocates, and more. Much like an all-dolphin jazz band, this episode is loud and a little chaotic, but will ultimately leave you with a smile on your face and a song in your heart.
Anti dolphin molestation; how would dolphins play the trumpet?
Dolphin apartments
Kristin is a kazoo advocate; putting a dolphin band together
Grace doesn’t drink an earwig, grows up; shows some growth
The 10 commandments of not blowing yourself up with little bombs
Make a plea not to blow yourselves up
Outdoors is key; don’t light bombs inside your home; don’t hold them in your hands; don’t build pipe bombs
Kristin shares her trauma experience to save you from your own trauma; worked in trauma in a state where fireworks are readily available
Leave the bombs to the professionals
We care about your phalanges
Resources:
129 episode
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